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Let's talk about menstration

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Gary Floyd

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-Ever since Benoit died, I've been in the WWE folders more than I usually am.

 

It's true: The place is pathetic.

 

I haver never seen so much unbelieveably retarded behavior on a message board since I used to lurk Livejournals for laughs. From "SUCK MY COCK CUNT" to Vampiro69's lovely posts to Angle-plex saying "fuck Debra" (yeah, how dare she get beaten like that!) that thread is both the best and the worst thing I have seen in ages. No wonder I quit hanging around that hellhole. That out of the way, Czech pretty much made the best (and funniest) posts in the thread, so he gets a "best poster on TSM" notice. The guy really is my favorite poster.

 

-Also, Chris was apparently giving his kid steroids, and killed him with the Cripple Crossface. This whole story just keeps getting more and more fucked up.

 

-Out of boredom last night, I read old threads of wildpegasus being wildpegasus, and I actually wondered how he's taking the whole thing. He must be a wreck, and for some really sick reason, that amuses me. So, since I don't post on The Pit but he does, how's he taking it over there?

 

I can see the situation: He wanders the streets, drinking Apple Juice, while screaming out "WHYYYYYYYYY?!?!?" at the top of his lungs, as passer bys laugh at him. He enters the weightroom, and gets kicked out for bellyaching. He even thinks of hiring a hooker to ease the pain, but changes his mind when memories of his cousin return. He then goes on to masturbate to his posters of Bret Hart and Astoboy, and then cries himself to sleep.

 

Meanwhile, his parents are happy, as they see this as leading to his possible death, meaning they won't have to put up with him anymore.

 

Mean spirited? You bet, but pretty likely.

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I think you may be going a tad far here: the concept that a dude's parents would want rid of him just because he is anti sociable is completely unfounded.

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I think you may be going a tad far here: the concept that a dude's parents would want rid of him just because he is anti sociable is completely unfounded.

The story about his cousin was pretty bad, so I'm going to have to hazard a guess and say I'm right.

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I have not heard that story, care to enlighten me?

From what I recall, he claims his cousin of all people gave him a lapdance. Or at least I think.

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