Gary Floyd

Elwood, recent winner of "world's ugliest dog"

"No more ankles and no more toes/little orphans running through the bloody snow"

I'm simply repeating myself here, but Kicking Against the Pricks is an awesome covers album. Also, we've had a thread about this before. Don't mean to be rude, just thought you should know. By the way, is Dylanesque any good?

-Matt Young's telling us about his personal life again. Matt, here's some advice: It would be best not to tell people too much about your personal life. Seriously, if there is anything you need to work on, it's that. Not because of people not caring, but because it reflects really badly on you. This is one of the reasons I tend to be hush hush on my personal life. Actually, it's mostly because my personal life is fucking boring, but I digress. -I'm going to see 1408 tonight. Normally, I don't check out PG-13 rated horror flicks, but it's been getting good reviews, and has a great cast. -I checked out TNA last night out of boredom, and wasn't too impressed. Sure, Samoa Joe is great, and I love some of the guys there, but it was still kind of boring. It felt a bit like a mix of WCW Nitro and WCW Worldwide. Also, I'm suprised nobody on the boards is now called "Black Machismo." Oh, and poor Jarrett. -My new favorite Youtube video. It sounds more like a stuck pig than a dog.

I honestly don't see why anybody would want to post anything about their personal life. Then again, my personal life is pretty boring, so I never see a need to tell that much. To paraphrase dubQ, you really shouldn't tell people about your personal life Matt. It's the one thing about you that annoys me (ok, not the only thing), and it reflects really badly on you. There, I'm done being a shitty armchair psychiatrist who repeats others.

Burzum-"War" 30 Seconds To Mars-"The Kill"

Yes, um, who are you exactly? For fucks sake...

Eh, it's mostly playful, since I'm usually kidding.

Um... Deon attempted to fuck up someone's life. I have had no contact with the girl. I simply found out about her getting Thus making you a far superior human being than him. Really, you should be proud.

Not many things leave me speachless...

His role in the book "Biting Scott Tennerman's Weiner Off" as especially moving.

At least Matt's no where near as pathetic as Deon.

A friend dragged me along to see Throbbing Gristle do a recording session of Nico covers recently, it was terrible. More electronic than instrumental and the vocalist was a transexual with the last name of Porridge. Genesis P. Orridge. He/She is a really creepy motherfucker. Their old albums are great, though an acquired taste. They really shouldn't have reunited, since they don't have any of the spark they once had. Also, when they were around back in the day, they were considered something of a threatening band. One paper even called them "Wreckers of Civilization." As far as old industrial goes, they were good, but not as great as Cabaret Voltaire.

Christ, I'm embarrassed. I got in a debate with some anarchist punk chick a few months ago about veganism. Not much else to mention, except that she was pretty hot.

-Hillary Clinton chose a Celine Dion song as her campaign song. I would have had her go with Cum Drenched Tits by William H. Nutsack. At least Kerry had the decency to go with Zeppelin. -Band of the moment: The Angelic Process, who are like Doom Metal meets The Swans meets My Bloody Valentine meets Sigur Ros. I love this stuff, and their new album is in my future purchases list. -I mentioned Dr. Dre's The Chronic, and I can't believe that I forgot how awesome that album really is. The production is so top notch, it's practically a joke (I'm a sucker for really good hip hop production), and damnit, "Lyrical Gangbang" is underrated. I should probably do a "best hip hop albums of all time" list, but that would be too hard. -This is what Scientoligists actually believe. I really, really hope that someday, this whole cult disappears. Then again, there are people who believe that they are dragons, they just aren't dangerous. Yeah, sorry for the boring entry.

The Angelic Process-"Million Year Summer"

My opinon on the White Stripes seems to shift a lot. Sometimes, I think they are great, bluesy rock music, other times I think they are incredibly boring. In other words, I can't really make up my mind about them.

Anyways, here's my favorites so far. 5.) Bug 4.) 28 Weeks Later 3.) Hot Fuzz 2.) Knocked Up 1.) Grindhouse

Saw it a week ago. Funniest movie I've seen this year, and it will be hard to beat this one. Definately one of my favorite movies of the year so far.

The TSM love-in. I like Czech, he's one of my favorite posters. Also, because of him, I have two Zappa albums in my future purchases list. I'd like to thank him for helping me get into the guy's work.

Vegetarianism and Vegans are, out of all the things I never understood, the things that I understand the least. Every time I see a vegatarian, I ask myself "why?" It just seems so boring and lifeless. There just seems to be no point to it. In other words, someone offers me a steak or a rack of ribs, I will eat it. It would be stupid not to.

-Well, Raw ended on a disappointing note, though it's good to see Steph only had a few minutes on the mic. Already, some people are complaining about the Vince angle, saying "Oh, it's direspectful to Sherri" or "it's taking up too much time and we don't see as much in ring action as we want." Well, 1.) Get off your fucking high horses. The WWE had no idea Sherri was going to die. Nobody knew Sherri was going to die. End of story. They can't just quit right now, because it would make no sense storyline wise. Besides, you are watching WWE, you don't expect morality or good taste from something Vince McMahon is responsible for. 2.) I can understand people not liking that the storyline is taking up too much airtime. If you don't like that, go watch TNA. They are known more for in ring action. Until then, I will continue to enjoy the stupidity and awesomeness of the "Vince is dead" storyline, as well as the return of Snitsky next week. Come on folks, it's predetermined. You know it, I know it, anybody with brain matter knows it. So don't take it so seriously. Either enjoy it or don't watch it. It's that easy. I don't watch wrestling to complain about it on the internet. I watch it to be entertained by good matches and goofy storylines. -In music, I've been listening to a lot of what is referred to as No Wave, as well as a lot of old Punk-Funk and Mutant Disco music. Seriously, this is some geat stuff. -Also, I've been listening to a lot of Blac Sabbath, or at least three albums: Black Sabbath, Master of Reality, and Vol. 4. I'd say Vol. 4 is their best: The riffs are great, the lyrics are top notch, and it just flat out rocks. -I was listening to the song "Fuck Wit Dre Day" last night, and I noticed something: Dr. Dre and co. seem to like to talk about gay sex. Examples: Homophobia and dissing opponents, or something else? Either way, I love the album The Chronic, but this is a pretty gay song when you think about it. Not even Elton John wrote anything that gay.

I know that. It's just that the lyrics read more like a really gay fantasy instead of "I hate gay people."