Gary Floyd

We still love ya Kotz. Just not in that way.

"It's Blood." "Son of a bitch!" I am so there. This is the most anticipated movies of the year for me, and I really can't wait. Friday can't come quick enough.

And with that, Hip Hop was destroyed.

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-Before we get back to the countdown, Here's Karl Rove setting white people back. Word. I never thought I'd say it, but poor Karl Rove... Now, thw countdown countinues 47.) Neil Young-Landing on Water I love Neil Young. Hell, who doesn't? That out of the way, nobody loves this album. Here, Neil tries to mix the style of his band Crazy Horse with modern music styles-and it all falls apart. The album is incredibly dated, and I'm sorry Neil, but loud 80's Drums don't fit you. The whole album is hard to listen to (yes, even harder than Eveybody's Rockin', though that ones forgivable for the fact that Young was intentionally trying to piss off Geffen.) 46.) Hammer-The Funky Headhunter Let's face it, while it's hard to take him seriously, you can't deny that guys like MC Hammer helped Hip-Hop crossover to the pop mainstream. When he tried to reinvent himself as a Gangsta rapper, you can guess how well that turned out. Sure, "Pumps and a Bump" may be one of the great idiotic Rap tunes, but the whole album is laughably bad because he actually tries to pull this off without a single hint of irony. Think about this: the guy who had a Saturday Morning cartoon tried to come off as a hardcore rapper. Cool album title though... 45.) The Rolling Stones-Dirty Work Just like Neil Young a year earlier, The Rolling Stones try to fit in with the times-and fail. The Rolling Stones with synthesized production? No. Also, the band sounds bored, especially Jagger, who sounds like he doesn't know why he's doing this. Even Tom Waits, or as Incandenza likes to call him, God, can't save the album with his appearence. Oh, and the album cover is one of the worst album covers ever made.

1 - TMNT Warner Bros. Pictures Distribution $25,450,000 $25,450,000 1 3110 2 1 300 Warner Bros. Pictures Distribution, Warner Bros. Pictures International $20,510,000 $162,354,000 3 3280 3 - Shooter Paramount Pictures $14,501,000 $14,501,000 1 2806 4 2 Wild Hogs Buena Vista Pictures Distribution $14,362,000 $123,815,000 4 3401 5 - The Last Mimzy New Line Cinema $10,200,000 $10,200,000 1 3017 6 3 Premonition Sony Pictures Releasing $10,100,000 $32,191,000 2 2831 7 - The Hills Have Eyes 2 20th Century Fox Distribution $10,000,000 $10,000,000 1 2447 8 - Reign Over Me Sony Pictures Releasing $8,000,000 $8,000,000 1 1671 9 - Pride Lionsgate $4,000,000 $4,000,000 1 1518 10 4 Dead Silence Universal Pictures Distribution $3,468,000 $13,243,000 2 1806 11 5 I Think I Love My Wife Fox Searchlight Pictures $2,765,000 $10,044,000 2 1794 12 6 Bridge to Terabithia Buena Vista Pictures Distribution $2,331,000 $78,881,000 6 2010

I did like PDL more than Magnolia, but that's probably just me. Anyways... This is the most depressing thing I've seen online in a long time.

The much talked about parody of "24" is on, and its a riot.

Yor, the Hunter from the Future.

I said I was going to start a countdown of the 50 Worst Albums of all time, so well, lets start 50.) The new Insane Clown Posse Album. I never liked Insane Clown Posse. I always found them a lame gimmick, and their music never did anything for me. The reason I included this one is because of the comments from Carnival, whi is a fan of there's who I think is a pretty cool guy, and is one of my favorite posters. He says that the new album is "The worst thing he's ever heard" and that "If it was a tumor, it wouldn't grow on him." Wow. Anyways, I'd like to thank him for these comments. I'm not sure if they are the exact words (I deleted them on accident-really sorry, though it is amazingly appreciated. You don't need to send them back though, since your words are appreciated) but still... 49.) Boston-Corporate America Brad Delp commited suicide recently, and he'll definately be missed. The first Boston album is a classic, and still warrents a listen. Hell, everyone but the biggest indie-rock snob likes that album. Their last album though, is a real suckfactory. Everything in it sounds recycled, and the arena rock riffs sound tired instead of fun, and Delp sounds bored. Also, what the hell is with the song "With You", which doesn't even have Delp? Bullshit. Lamest of all, is one of the best selling arena rock gods of all time bemoaning corporate America. Yes, the same corporate America that helped them turn them into best selling sensations. Oh, and it promotes vegetarianism, rips on modern living, and attacks SUV's and DVD's. I rest my case. Cool album cover though. 48.) Coil-Constant shallowness Leads To Evil I love Coil. Love's Secret Domain, Horse Rotorvator, and the Musick to Play in the Dark albums are classics in electronic music. This 2000 album though, sees them taking on noise, While I like noise, and I like what they were aiming for here (a tribute to everything from La Monte Young to Krautrock to early Butthole Surfers), the end result falls on it's face. It all sounds dull and pretentious, and actually forgets what made the artists that influenced the album so great in the first place. Saddest of all is frontman John Balance, who's just treading the same water he has in the past. In the end, what we get is the worst album in their discography, and one of the worst electronic albums of the new millenium, or at least so far.

Tonight, on "The Perils of Posting"

No AS April Fools joke will beat dubbing farting noises into GITS and Full Metal Alchemist. I still remember CronoT (back when he was "Inuyasha") bitching about it, and wildpegasus of all people telling him not to take it so seriously. Oh, and Czech getting pissed off about having to hear about the Chuck Norris cartoon. Hell, even the anime nerds I know of loved it.

Can-Moonshake

Trailer's now online.

Good Raw. Not perfect, but good. The Cutting Edge segment, JR's induction, and the end of the main event were the highlights. I haven't watched Raw for a whilw now, so it looks like I picked a good time to start watching again.

I gotta say, Jim fucking deserves being in the HOF.

Man, JR sounds sick of doing the skittles bit.

Really, what is Eugene's purpose at this point?

Believe it or not, this is the first time I've seen a CM Punk match. I like what I see...

At least you had a commercial for Hot Fuzz afterwards.

That was a good ad.

God, I can't wait for Grindhouse

I'm just used to it now. Sad really.