Gary Floyd

Butchery my meat hooks sharpened to penetrate Emasculate, gouging crotches I will eat Hung upside down, holes punctured through half chewed Gristle, debauchery with dead bodies, turning green Upheaveal of human entrails Deterioration of grated genitals, dangling from the hooks Obscene feelings deep inside me Dislocating, separating a blood Drenched body Begin the anal grounting Awaiting insertion, to rip out intestine Bodily destruction Vulgar molestation Treachery never ending soul ripping Lifeless Bodies not, petrified Cloggins veins Presure building Scabbing clotted sores dehydrate Condemned to life of obscurity Dismal dimensions of my being, I explore my thoughts through murder Devoting my life to mutilation Screams of blood saturate, grubs feed on dilapidated Stumps, darkness overshadowing the killing Eyes now dialate Bodies disintegrate Razor sharp hooks implanted in your rectum Splitting bodies, spilling guts on the ground Sodomizing living beings with my utensils Stabbing on your life stripped of all your skin Disgusting to the world Beauty to my eyes The body lying naked, discharging my infection Invigorating while I kill, intoxicating Invoking suffering on human beings Grinding orifices my only therapy Sculpting gore Muscle tissue Reshaping Mounds of flesh, deformation Skulls of victims stacked like trophies Bleeding from your arse sudden blood ejection

Being the cause of Hitlers evil.

Before and After Science is my favorite Eno album. Hell, it's one of my favorite albums. My love of My Love in the Bush of Ghosts is well documented, I believe.

Five Favorite Songs of the moment 5.) Bow Wow Wow-Aphrodisiac 4.) The Old 97's-The New Kid 3.) Mos Def-Umi Says 2.) Depeche Mode-Suffer Well 1.) Talking Heads-Girlfriend is Better

-In trailer news, The Hills Haves Eyes 2 and Hostel II teasers are now online. Also, the trailer for Primeval is up also. -Some date changes: Hostel II will be released on June of 2007, while Primeval will be released in April. -More Hostel II stuff, with a poster. -In Sequal news, a sequal for Cabin Fever is currently being filmed. It's being directed by Ti ("The Roost") West. Also, a sequal to Tobe Hooper's damn good remake of "The Toolbox Murders" is on the way, and will be directed by Mike ("The Convent", "Gravedancers") Mendez. -In DVD news, if you missed Horrorfest, then I've got good news for you: Seven of the eight movies that where shown (Gravedancers, Dark Ride, Penny Dreadful, Unrest, Reincarnation, The Hamiltons, and Wicked Little Things) will be coming to DVD in March. Also, look for "The Abandoned", which I've heard great things about, to get a theatrical release in January or April. -Also, Anchor Bay is priming up DVD releases for "Re-Animator" on March 20th and "Phantasm III" (which will be a deluxe edition) on April 10th. Also, in Masters of Horror news, check out Dario Argento's entry "Pelts" in Febuary on DVD, John Carpenters "Pro-Life" on March 20, and John Landis's "Family" on April 17th.

Yes, because Mike never trolled, flamed, and acted like an ass. He was a model poster. Granted, I'm not, but at least I never called the NAACP deadly, called a religion "a death cult", get bent out of shape when someone disagrees with me, and said that a girl deserved to be raped. Again, why don't you post at the pit? You like the guy so much, and he's banned from here, then post there.

"Young Frankenstein" is one of my favorite movies. RIP

Eeeww! I can't tell if you're really grossed out by the sappiness, or if you're being facetious. I'll find the original thread. http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/index.php?showtopic=51421 OH, Marney. Further proof of the quality posters moving to The Pit. So, why not post over there? It's not like anybody will miss you here, except niskie.

I loved it. Best performance from Macy since the overrated "The Cooler", and it was directed by Stuart Gordon.

Who doesn't like Kotz? (unappolagetic suck-up)

Wrestler of the year: Edge Tag-team/Stable of the year: London and Kendrick Match of the year: Angle vs. Undertaker Best heel: Edge Best face: RVD Most improved wrestler: Carlito Quote of the year: Anything JBL says Markout moment of the year: Bret Hart at the Hall Of Fame Funniest moment of the year: Whenever Armando says Umaga. It always cracks me up. Worst moment of the year: Exploitation of Eddy Guerrero Worst wrestler of the year: Great Khali Best brand: Smackdown Worst brand: ECW Best PPV: Unforgiven Worst PPV: D2D Biggest disappointment: Kurt Angle's self destruction and release.

Title says it all Best Poster: Kotz. He's a good poster, a YTMND fan, and an all around cool guy. Worst Poster: wildpegasus and Cronoyasha are almost tied, but I'll give it to the now banned WP. Honerable mention goes to Oblivious Heel. I know he was a PBP, so who was he? Best Thread: Pictures I Like. It's the only thread I'm actually worth a damn in. Best Sig: KOAB's "We Don't Dance, We Step!" It's not Interesting Anymore: Leena. Best Blog: kkktookbybabyaway. We may not see eye to eye on a lot of things, but damnit, his blog is entertaining. Best Nice Guy: MaskedManOfMystery. A dork, but harmless, and never does anything to piss me off. In TSM's odd cliqueishness and sometimes too-cool-for-school attitude, his anime nerd stylings and love of wrestling and MMA is something of a breath of fresh air. CronoT, take note: This is how an anime nerd should act. Represent: 2Gold and NoCalMike, two fellow horror fans. Thank God They're Banned: wildpegasus, Cronoyasha, Oblvious Heel, JustPassinBy, Hotbutter Spoontoaster Worst Revelation: Matt Young Likes 'Em Young. Possibly the creepiest thing I've ever read on TSM. Yes, creepier than the thread about wildpegasus's dad and his schlong. Worst Attitude: JustPassinBy's attitude towards blacks and gays. The MikeSC Award (Always Thinks He's Right): SuperJerk. CronoT Award (Bad At Comebacks): EHME. Underrated Posters: Special Peru, Si82, and Zorin. Zorin's a fellow fan of electronic music and post punk, Si82 keeps the "What are You Listening To" thread alive, and Peru is a fellow David Lynch fan and great poster. Funniest Post: Czech comes up with "Steve Hitler." I don't remember if it was this year or last year, but it's still great.

If they decide to give Federline the belt, then yes. Since that will most likely never happen though, then no.

Ask yourself "why am I drinking Red Bull in the first place?"

I wanted to punch him since I was in junior high and people still thought he was funny.

You think that's bad, wait until you see "Last Days." You will hate yourself for seeing such a pretentious piece of shit.

How many times has Banky changed his name by now?

I remember me and my friends playing a game called "Beast Wrestler". It sucked real bad though, and we went to playing Sonic 3 instead.

Paul, why would you take a picture of your cock. Scratch that, why would you take a picture of your cock, and then tell other people that you did? Dude, that's just sad.

I as laying down on the couch once,and I really had to piss. I actually wondered to myself "should I piss my pants, or just take a leak out the window?" I ended up using the toilet, but still...

Well, the wedding is over. My cousin Ann got married, and I'm happy for her. The wedding itself went by suprisingly fast, and it was freezing outside. Afterwards, I went to the wedding reception. The wine sucked ass, but the bar had some good stuff. Had some rum and coke, and sprite with peach schnaps, and it was all good. My relatives (and the relatives of the groom) got drunk, and it was ugly. No violence occured, but I had the unfortunate image of seeing my uncle Greg, a white guy in his late 40's or early 50's, trying to dance to "Baby Got Back". There was also a bunch of shitty modern day country (Man, fuck Rascaal Flatts), and it was the whitest wedding reception I've ever been to. My parents got drunk too. Now, when my dad gets drunk, he's more casual about it. I mean, you can tell, but he never does anything embarrasing. When my mom gets drunk though, it's different, as she gets a bit more excited, and starts dancing as badly as everyone else. Oh, and afterwards, she'll deny. Afterwards, my brother, who doesn't drink, had to drive us all to my Aunt Pam's place. Mom and Dad were in no shape to drive (especially dad), and while I wasn't drunk (I'm the only person in my family who drinks but doesn't get drunk, and generally keeps it in moderation), I wasn't really in the shape to drive either. When we got to my aunt's house, my uncle Dick tried to "be cool" with me, and tried to impress me with his musical tastes. Sorry man, but Karin Carpenters Christmas album isn't exactly a good album. He was most likely joking though, which makes sense, since he's always been the joker of the family. Next day, I woke up, took a shower, had breakfast, talked with relatives, watched the National Geographic channel, went to Best Buy, and left for home. And that's how it went.

I was too busy talking to some of my cousins to notice any, so sorry. Besides, it's a wedding reception, I think that it would ne kind of creepy, but that's probably just me.

This is pretty cool, Peanuts characters as Marvel Comics characters