Gary Floyd

Now what would make you think that? Here's a newsflash Enigma: Michael Cole is not newsworthy you fucking dolt.

Back on topic, I like the new poster, or at least the tagline.

Everytime I see this, I don't know whether I should laugh or cry. It sums up JN News to a T though.

Thread of the Year-I Banned Choken One-While Hawk didn't deserve to be banned, it did give us an awesome meltdown from Matt Young. And you have no right. Worst Thread Of The Year-Election 2008-I actually started this, though again, I had no idea it would turn into what it became: Marney's return (complete with racism and xenophobia!), Marvin sucking up to Glenn Beck and blantantly derailing the thread, Jerk's issues with women and "Obama will fix everything" mentality, NoCalMike's stupidity-the list goes on really. Folder of the Year-NHB, since The Music Folder isn't too active lately. Feud of the Year-Dandy vs. Matt Young. Worst Poster-Oh where do I begin. I could go with Chazz, but I don't want him bitching at me. Brody's not worst material, though his gimmick (though nothing new) has run it's course. EHME has toned it down, so yeah, no worst for him. I'm going to say it's a tie between Marvin and the now Banned Deon. With Deon's banning, look at this as a lifetime achievement award so to speak. Marvin was just unbearable this year though, racheting the gimmick up, and annoying everyone. He knows he annoys people, and crosses the line between idiotic and blatant trolling. Funniest Poster-A tie between Czech and Kinetic. KOAB can be pretty funny when he's not trying too hard.

I'm sure this man (probably) has something better to do than Vlogs. ADmittingly, they are better than regular Vlogs.

To be fair, Dave Mustaine is a tool.

Bev Garland is dead. You probably know her from "It Conqured The World."

This hasn't been a very good year for Lionsgate I take it.

As far as artist compilations, go with Derrick May's Innovator, Model 500's (Juan Atkins) Classics, Carl Craig's Sessions, and Kevin Saunderson's Faces & Phases. For various artist compilations, go With Detroit: Beyond the Third Wave, A Subjective Study of Planet E Vol. 1 & 2, Warp 01: Influences (can't recommend that one enough, though it's more classic Techno than just classic Detroit Techno), and The Forgotten Sounds of Tomorrow. Hope that helps.

So, will there be a worst poster of the year again?

Out of all the Detroit Techno Producers, Carl Craig is above and beyond the best. I mean Psyche/BFC, Innerzone Orchestra, Paperclip People, 69, works under his own name, and his remixes-the man is a god.

Here at TSM, we don't always get always get along-actually, we usually don't. So here's to my annual "posters who suck" list. -Deon-He was finally banned, and for good reason. One of the worst posters of all time, he sucks in every way imaginable. His banning was a long time coming, and is something of a blessing really. -Marvinisalunatic-GLENN BECK! SARAH PALIN! HD TV! 3 DOORS DOWN! He's hated by virtually everyone, yet will never be banned. -Leena-Was banned (asked to be), and can't quit bitching. Bitch please, you must have a mental disease, assume the position and get back down on your knees. -SuperJerk-An argumentative, self loathing, unfunny, misogynistic shell of a man who made me embarressed to like Obama. There's being a supporter, and personally going out to consume shit, and Jerk crossed that line many a time. What's there to love? Oh yeah, that's right-nothing. -Marney-A racist, insane, xenophobic, ultra conservative lesbian with a penchant for making up stories. -cabbageboy and DarKnight-Mouthbreathing cousins who are terrible in so many ways, and just more proof of how much the WWE folder sucks usually. See also: Enigma, Canadian Dragon, Marvin, Chazz, J-Pop, Grungy Punk, and others. -Grungy Punk-Speak of the devil, here's a treasure trove. Incredibly annoying and stupid, prone to making dumb comments-I could go on. -bob barron-To be fair, bob doesn't suck really. Sure, he complains, but he's the Ombudsman, or whatever. Thing is, he's gotten even whinier and bitchier over the last few weeks, and it's getting intolerable. -Bruiser Brody-I know, it's a PBP. He's not doing anything he hasn't done already. He's gone from amusing to really annoying and contrived though. And shut the fuck up about your Uncle. Oh, and he really, really isn't funny. He's terrible. Should he be banned? No, but he still sucks. Look at Milky: He's a deviant, but you can actually have a regular conversation with him. Brody can't even do that, he just drives the gimmick to the ground. -Canadia Dragon-CM PUNK IS BEING BURIED!!! Shut the fuck up. Punk is lucky he's gotten this far. A lot of guys in the business wish they were going that far. -Chazz-Oh, go ahead and respond Chazz. What are you going to do? Are you going to come up with terrible comebacks and insults? Call Obama "Osama" (oh, so edgy!)? Call me bitch? PM an insult to me? Bitch about the WWE? -Jingus-From bitching about misogyny constantly (when he does this, I think of Rob Schneider as The Sensative Naked Man talking), dissing my man Dario Argento (though to be fair, "Mother of Tears was a serious letdown), calling the splatter comedy "Machine Girl" torture porn (Hint: it's a movie with a chick with a machine gun for an arm. You aren't supposed to take this seriously you know) and having something of a victim complex, I only had to save him for last. It makes sense really. He even PM'd me asking me what my problem was, but I deleted it. Here's my problem Jingus: you suck and nobody likes you. Quite being a whiney bitch and -gary floyd-I hate that faggot.

Happy birthday Kotz.

Finally, someone else who liked that album. Ugh, tell me about it. I should add Coil's The New Backwards as well.

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Venture Bros. Season Three coming to DVD in March.

This will never get old.

Don't worry, it's not like you killed anyone. Anyways, watch your cornhole man.

It's not really hard to figure out when it's him. We know he's a PBP. Obviously we don't care. We only care when it's some people, like people we have banned (only Deon, really, and those people who this mod team banned are not welcome back), or people who we didn't ban and aren't welcome back. Especially people in situations in which it was made specific that they were not welcome to come back. Basically if we know who you are and don't do anything, you're welcome to come back. At least that's the way I see it. I don't see any reason to ban Brody as of now. Me neither really. Sure, I find his act really annoying now, but he hasn't done anything banworthy yet. It's like Hawk 34-you know it's Choken One, but he usually behaves himself nowadays. Plus, I tend to agree with him that many wrestling fans online are mouth breathing retards.

This isn't the first time (see pointing out the "Friday the 13th" remake trailer after everyone had already seen it.) That id sn incredible moive. That and "Inside" are the best horror movies of the year. "Near Dark" is much better than "Lost Boys."

So what if he got banned? He'll just keep coming back.

Was that Ug from "Salute Your Shorts?"

To start with, I'd say The Boatman's Call or Tender Prey.