Gary Floyd

I like AC/DC, especially with Bon Scott. There was an especially insane preacher on campus yesterday, and he started quoting "The Jack." It was incredible. As for KISS, every time I think of them, I think of Music from "The Elder" , and start laughing.

This thread has become the most disturbing thing in ages.

I'm honestly speechless. I mean...Damn girl.

I dunno, it just depresses me.

The next remake that will be PG-13 is "Hell Night." Shit like this makes it hard to be a horror fan.

I actually think that Gunn winning was worse than Mable winning. At least Mable went to Main Event a PPV and got a title shot. Gunn didn't even get that.

1 - The Forbidden Kingdom Lionsgate $20,870,000 $20,870,000 1 3151 2 - Forgetting Sarah Marshall Universal Pictures Distribution $17,348,000 $17,348,000 1 2798 3 1 Prom Night Screen Gems $9,100,000 $32,564,000 2 2700 4 - 88 Minutes Sony Pictures Releasing $6,800,000 $6,800,000 1 2168 5 4 Nim's Island Fox Walden, Summit Entertainment, LLC $5,650,000 $32,857,000 3 3277 6 3 21 Sony Pictures Releasing $5,500,000 $69,984,000 4 2903 7 2 Street Kings Fox Searchlight Pictures $4,000,000 $19,879,000 2 2469 8 6 Dr. Seuss' Horton Hears a Who 20th Century Fox Distribution $3,500,000 $144,407,000 6 2670 9 - Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed N/A $3,153,000 $3,153,000 1 1052 10 5 Leatherheads Universal Pictures Distribution $3,022,000 $26,578,000 3 2798 11 7 Smart People Miramax Films $1,613,000 $6,818,000 2 1119 12 9 Superhero Movie MGM Distribution Company $1,542,000 $23,538,000 4 1880

The 90's was a Haven for shitty cartoons based on Video Games. Cases in point: Street Fighter Mortal Kombat: Defenders of the Relm Darkstalkers Double Dragon

That message board is awesome. I'm tempted to join.

Hey, if you can have Reese's for breakfast.

It's still pretty sad. We're the last thing somebody should obsess over.

Good news for Venture Bros. and J.G. Thirlwell fans: a soundtrack album for the show will be coming out sometime.

In TSM, The Torture Never Stops.

All I remember about Banky is that he tended to rip on me a lot in the music folder. This amuses me, since he's admitted to liking Fall Out Boy and Blink 182.

Come on, it was bound to happen (Marney getting banned.) It was just a matter of time until it happened. Time to see her go complain about us over at the other board.

No. If you truly believe everything you've just said, ban me, motherfucker. Do it. Right fucking now. Do it. Or just admit that you have no balls. edit: Wow, spoke too soon.

"You know, I learned something today..."

Why?

PM sent to VX, for the record: This should end well...

Normally, I think remakes are a horrible idea. Here's 10 movies that I would actually like to see get remade. 10.) The Thirsty Dead-A boring 1970's exploitation quickie from the Philippines about Beautiful young women being kidnapped by a blood cult. The premise may seem fun, but it's a pretty dull, tame affair, that has a PG rating. An updated, R-rated version probably wouldn't hurt. 9.) Curse of the Screaming Dead-Painfully bad zombie movie that may be the "Manos" of zombie movies. Even if a remake of it was made-and it ended up sucking-it wouldn't be worse than the original. 8.) Grizzly-Everyone has seen this movie. It's one of those forgettable nature's revenge movies that came after "Jaws." A remake wouldn't be that bad. 7.) Body Melt-I like this movie, I really do. That out of the way, it makes no sense, and the plot is basically a series of vignettes. A remake with a clearer plot-that kept the gory comedy of the original-would probably be a good idea. 6.) Carnosaur-I love this movie-it's so inept, it's hilarious. Plus, it has Clint Howard telling disgusting stories to people in a diner. That out of the way, it's not faithful to the book at all, and an remake that's more faithful to the source material would be great. 5.) The Dark-Bad in every sense of the word evil alien movie produced by Dick Clark of all people. 4.) Hard Rock Zombies-Horrible attempt at Horror/Comedy that tries too hard and succeeds at nothing. Make it a "Spinal Tap" style spoof. 3.) The Manitou-Decent adaptation of a story by an excellent author in Graham Masterson. I like it, but a remake wouldn't hurt. 2.) The Ghastly Ones-Andy Milligan is one of those early, H.G. Lewis style gore directors who was inept, but at least had laughable movies-that were also too talky. Do a remake that cuts some of the talk. 1.) The Corpse Grinders-Ever see a movie that you are amazed escaped MST3K? Here's one for you, fromt he director of "Girl with the Golden Boots" and the man that gave you "Eegah!" The plot: A local cat food producer uses a corpse grinding machine on human copses found in a graveyard, and uses the bits in cat food. Side effects include murderous felines. I say remake it as a splatter comedy (but don't try too hard to be campy-ie play it straight, that helps the comedy.)

Oh my God, that is such a great choice.

And it's both frightening and hilarious to watch.

Aw, why thank you.