Precious Roy

A failed bunt followed by a passed ball? WTF?

F'n Giambi

Mo giving nothing to Ortiz

Question (no jinx): If we end up tied through 9, who do the Sox pitch in the 10th? Foulke?

I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH DEREK JETER!

COME ON DAMON YOU FUCKING IDIOT!

MELKY TAKES THIRD! *faints*

MELKY MOTHERFUCKING CABRERA!

He's more patient, yeah, but he's also more apt to swing and miss at decent pitches. Wilson is more of a gamble I guess, but I've got more confidence in him getting good wood doesn't really matter though. JUST WIN BABY!

NOTHING TO SEE HERE! PABELBON SUCKS! GO YANKEES!

If we get through this inning unscathed we'll have Melky-Green-Damon up. I know Joe is smart enough to pinch hit for Green, but I think he'll use Bernie. I'd use Wilson.

shut up

Fuck. Great job by Papelbon. Motherfucker.

A-Rod walks. Be a hero Robbie

Good AB. I thought that might be gone. Let's tie this up now A-Rod. YOU CAN DO IT!!!!

awesome AB by Abreu Pabelbon coming in, bases loaded no outs MURDERMURDERMURDERKILLKILLKILL

Nice job by Proctor. Got into a little trouble but handled it well.

This just in: Nick Green has been DFA'd

wow. I'm not one to hate on A-Rod, but way to pop up on the first pitch with one out and a runner on THIRD you f'n asshole

that was awesome

Anglesault?

FUCK YOU ORTIZ!

Moose's groin is fucked up. Villone in the 5th. Crossing fingers.

I think it's just you. I've seen a lot of strikes that looked like balls. On the other hand, I've seen some balls that got called as strikes. I think it's been pretty typical overall, I haven't really had issues with the umps