Human Fly

I hope Santino gets squashed next week by Mark Henry or Marcus Cor Von. He is vanilla covered with prison tats.

AICN says that the following have been offered parts - Patrick Wilson - Night Owl Jude Law - Ozymandias Keanu Reeves - Dr. Manhattan Personally, I still would have liked to see Tom Cruise as Veidt. Jude Law should do well though.

If you are WWE I think you just leave him off of the show. Yeah, a Punk - RVD match could be good. But, do you really want the fans crapping all over CM Punk and going crazy for RVD as he is on his way out?

Everybody masturbating in front of their computer screens thinking about RVD having classic matches with the TNA roster should put their penis away for a few months. Who is to say that RVD will not take the summer off and then start a bidding war between TNA and WWE before eventually resigning with Vince?

If you are hoping for RVD and Sabu to come into TNA and tear it up like they did at Heatwave '98 then prepare for disappointment. There is too much tread worn off of those tires.

As long as he can work any kind of a match he will always be able to get work at whatever indy company is holding an even in the ECW Arena. I would be suprised if TNA has any interest in him at all. This always amuses me.

What an idiot. At this stage in his career Sabu should have been doing everything in his power to draw a steady paycheck. He almosst seemed intent on screwing this up from the beginning. Well, time to warm up the old camper again.

They have got to put the title on Khali this Sunday. He might not be able to wrestle worth a lick, but there is money to be made with Cena chasing and eventually winning the title from Khali.

Initially I am all for a Jericho comeback. But, the more I think, Jericho has outside interests and it will probably take a big payday to bring him back. Given the fact that he has not been wrestling for the past two years you have got to think that he would only be doing it for the paycheck. Do you really want to watch Jericho phone it in for a couple of years and then leave? I think Vince gets off on bringing people back "that do not need him" so I am sure he will be back. He would best be suited for SD or ECW, but with the money they would be paying him you know he would be on Raw. If he were to come back in 3 months at best he would immediately be below Cena, HBK, Khali, HHH and probably be below Umaga, Randy Orton and Jeff Hardy. If you look back, for whatever reason, WWE never really properly pushed Jericho. The peak of his WWE career was his debut (the pop his name gets when it first appears on the Titantron still gives me goosebumps). They should have shot him straight into Main Events but instead he languished as a mid-carder. His one run on top was a joke. He might as well save his body the pounding and continue trying to get work as an actor.

What do you think the chances are of Khali walking out of Judgement Day with the title. Is there any money in Khali winning the title and having a series of matches with guys where they throw everything in their arsenal at him like he had with Shawn Michaels last Monday?

No offense to Kennedy but him getting hurt is the best thing that could have happened to Smackdown. Now SD has arguably the overall top guy in the company and a couple ready made feuds for when Undertaker and Kennedy return. Should be a good summer for SD.

I am the only one who thinks Masters is juicing 3 meals a day? He looks just as big as before.

Not even one boot?

Didn't he set Cornette off because he started to laugh when the Boogeyman debuted instead of cowering in fear as he was supposed to do?

Look at the Smackdown roster. It looks like Afghanistan, it is bombed out and depleted. Tonight I would have MVP beat Benoit for the US title. Next week I would have Benoit win the World title. Then you already have your first World Title feud set up and you have the belt on someone who is over, credible and can have a good match with the majority of the roster. Or, if WWE really wants to keep RVD why not take a shot and offer him Big Gold if he re-signs? SD and ECW are taped on the same night so he could still be on both shows. I think the idea of Kennedy cashing in MITB at WM 24 is genius. They need to leave it alone.

Khali is limited in the ring they need to take advantage of him while he is over and not totally exposed. I would not be surprised to see Khali get this year's "Give Cena a chance to chase the title for a couple of months" title reign. Is Lillian Garcia gone? As much heat as John Cena got as Champ last year at One Night Stand can you imagine if Vince walked into Hammerstein as ECW Champ? I would fear for his health as he walked to the ring. The fans are so close I can imagine someone busting out with a shank and catching Vince in the ribs as he is walking to the ring.

I am really interested to see where they go with the ECW title. Does Vince keep it for a few weeks only to lose it back to Lashley? Does he forfeit the belt and have a tournament? I would not mind seeing the Originals v. New Breed storyline involve the title for a while and have Lashley continue his feud with Vince. (You know Lashley will get the title back in a few months whether we like it or not).

DDP always use to lose to the big guys before he hit it big and the Diamond Cutter became THE move of the Moment....They always mention Goldberg as WCW's only homegrown star....But I always say what about DDP..I was marking hard for this guy..no way I was the only one.. I think at his peak DDP was arguably the top active babyface in WCW. (While Sting was sitting in the rafters he was more over than DDP but not active in the ring.) I look at DDP as the top overacheiver in the Monday Night Wars era.

I am hoping that the Office does not think that a Snitsky - Lashley feud has long term potential. Snitsky just does not have the tools to pull it off. I think Snitsky will be fed to Lashley after a 3 or 4 week feud leading up to a PPV. Monty on the other hand could sustain a feud with Lashley for a few months and is obviously being protected for something, just look at his weak sauce DQ loss from last night. Has he lost cleanly on television yet?

Does Cena's belt spin anymore? I have not seen it spin in a while and I thought I saw a shot of the backside of the belt and the little square housing that contained the spinner mechanism had been removed.

Are there even ten legitimate draws in the US right now? I think once you get past a few of the top guys the WWE name itself is what is drawing the fans in.

Interesting to see how this shakes out in the next few weeks. If this really is a CM Punk heel turn then you have got to think they could have pulled it off a bit more effectively. Good to see that the report about Monty Brown not doing the Pounce or anything else he did in TNA were false. Just when the Originals had to get all happy things had to go and turn crappy.

3 things: 1. They missed a great chance for Brutus Beefcake to come out tonight and fill the Austin role. 2. Why does Umaga have the IC title? I am convinced it was just for the press covering Wrestlemania so Umaga would look more important. 3. I hate when they have top stars go even steven (stephen) with Shane. It was so much better when X-Pac beat him up for a whole match and Shane had to have a lot of interference to win the match.

Does anyone know if this Foley Make-A-Wish deal on Monday has anything to do with his major booking idea? What is the major booking idea?

Down the road I would love to see a three way feud for the title between Elijah Burke, Punk and RVD. Speaking of the title. Is there any idea who will be the man to take it from Lashley? At this point I am thinking that it is going to be Lashley until sometime in '08.