haws bah gawd

Looks like theyre either deicided to kill Hassan's push, or Shelton is gonna come just a few days short of beating the Rock's IC reign.

Rick Steiner, yes. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> If you want some.... come get some If you dont like me.... Bite me BLAH BLAH BLAH

Theres Christian.... It has begun!

HOLY SHIT ITS CENA!!!!!

Just a quick observation. If the GM's can make trades during this month, doesnt it eliminate the purpose of a draft? Are only those drafted, eligible for trades, or can the gm's freely trade out any wrestlers they want?

Best Worker Paul London, hands down. This is a guy that has everything mastered, and all I can see holding him down from getting a higher spot on the roster is his height, and apparent lack of mic skills. Though I will admit, I haven't actually heard him on the mic, but his commentary during Velocity a few weeks back was bland. In the roster draft, I would love to see the Hurricane get moved to Smackdown so that we can get a few possible classics out of he and London. Honorable Mention - Shelton Benjamin Most Improved This is tough to call, but I will go with Batista. This time last year he wasn't getting much of a reaction at all, and now hes the World Champion, and one of RAW's top faces. He seems to know exactly when and how to compensate for his weaknesses in the ring, and is great at playing to a crowd. Spot of the Year I'll go with Paul London's selling of the Snitzky clothesline from the apron at the Rumble by doing a SSP to the floor. That looked like death. Honorable Mention - HBK superkicking Shelton Benjamin's head off in mid-springboard during their match on RAW. Biggest Dissapointment I will agree with Batista's run as champion. I wanted to see this something awful, but it seemed once WWE put the title on him, the writers stopped caring about him. Hopefully we can see Angle moved to RAW during the draft so that we can get a fresh feud out of Big Dave instead of HHH/Batista for the 100th time. Best Match I will make this a tie between HBK/Shelton Benjamin from RAW and HBK/Angle from Wrestlemania. Honarable Mention - Marty Jannetty vs Kurt Angle from Smackdown. I loved this one, and its good to see Jannetty has cleaned himself up. Funniest Moment Christian - "Tomko......gimme a beat!" Tomko - "no" Best PPV Wrestlemania 21. This gave us the HBK vs Kurt Angle classic and the 6-man ladder match. Best $$$ I've spent on a PPV all year.

According to Flairs book, Butch Reed is a bit of a pansy. He was getting bullied by the Steiners backstage. Flair asked Ron SImmons why they werent messing with him and he told Flair "Im unfuckable".

You heard it WWE. Give this man a few bucks for the idea and book this for next week!

I just wanted to add I watched Velocity last night. Paul London impresses me more and more as the weeks go by. He has got to be the most well-rounded cruiserweight WWE has. He has the flying as well as the technical fundamentals down. He can sell anything like hes just been touched by death itself, and never fails to impress me. I would die a happy man if I could just see Chavo, Akio, and London wrestle eachother in any combination every week on Velocity.

Yeah but Spock dead was really dead for a time... until the studio needed more money <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Well if this it true, I am assuming the characters that die but shouldn't die will be Wolverine, Magneto, and Professor X? Rogue will lose her powers, and Wolverine will fuck the dead corpse of Jean Grey. Thats my 2 cents.

So should I give up hope of ever seeing a return of what brought me to this site in the first place? The Diatribes?

I thought for sure I remembered him using the double powerbomb as a finisher in WCW a couple times before he made his heel turn.

As I've said many times before, Teddy Hart could be HUGE if he can stop being a jackass and get along with people. As he showed on the few TNA appearances he made, he can fly, and is pretty technically sound in the ring. He has more than enough skills in the ring to get over on that, alone. Does anyone know if hes good on the mic? God knows WWE will be more concerned about that than anything else.

If anyone cares, it was Spike that said "Oh shit what are we gonna do now?", during the Transformers Movie. I'll go with one HUGE markout moment from my childhood. Watching the Transformers Movie at the theatre. At the end of the movie, when Galvatron is choking Hot Rod (how do you choke a robot?). Hot Rod, grabs the Matrix, kicks away from Galvatron, "You Got The Touch" plays, and you hear the ghostly voice of Optimus Prime say "arise Rodimus Prime". Rodimus then proceeds to no-sell Galvatrons offense in a manner that would make the Undertaker blush, then use the Matrix to destroy Unicron. Holy shit, I remember all the kids (myself included) and even a few parents marking out beyond belief for this. Ah, memories.......

-He breast feeds John Madden -He once at the bible while water skiing -He date raped David Bowie -He sleeps 8 hours a night...though I guess he's pretty normal in that respect -Was the shooter in the grassy knoll. -Contains 11 herbs and spices from the colonel's secret recipe. -Wrote the script for THE PHANTOM MENACE. -Makes babies cry with the shape of his beard. -Wrote the final episode of "Seinfeld" -Was the real murderer of Nicole Brown Simpson -Responsible for "The Simpsons" decline -Convinced Seth McFarlen to create "American Dad" (that one's unforgivable) This is one of the funniest things I've seen about HHH on the net. Hilarious! Oh yeah, HHH was the reason the wwe won the monday night war. Ask Eric Bischoff. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> - Also responsible for Greedo shooting first - Made sure Orton got the pattented "Demon God of Death Push of Doom" that flopped miserably last year - Engineered AIDS - Helped write the Patriot Act - Is the sole reason Jimmy Fallon continues to get work

This girl is the queen of fat indy wrestlers, the world over, apparently.

I remember watching this RAW and thinking HHH had been pushed too far up the card, and didnt buy him as a champion. Like many others, it wasnt until Mick Foley nearly killed himself bumping like a pinball for HHH at RR2000 and NWO2000 that I finally bought HHH as a legit main eventer. Jericho needs to start re-using his double/triple Powerbomb. It really showed the strength that Jericho possesses and looked like a much more devastating finisher than the Lionsault.

Off Topic - humongous2002, your avatar is one of the most disturbing things Ive ever seen. There's no telling who couldve been the mastermind. Theres far too many people who had too much to gain from the situation to pin it on any one particular person. I can see Vince's side in the matter, because he didnt want to risk Bret showing up on Nitro with his company's championship belt. One of these days when this mystery person or Meltzer croaks, we'll gett he answer.

Watching the Halloween Extended Cut on USA right now. 9/10, FUCKING BADASS horror/suspense movie.

Which one? P.T. Anderson directing X3 would be interesting <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Im talking about the "genius" behind such wonderous films as Alien vs Predator and Resident Evil. Though, he did direct the first Mortal Kombat, and so I cant fault him much for that.

Sully's scream is some funny shit. BLABLAWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!! Any way someone could post video of Ahnold beating the crap out of the mall cops?

Would you guys rather it be Paul Anderson who gets stuck directing X-Men 3?

I will be watching Velocity to catch Teddy Hart. He has NEVER failed to impress me, in spite of the fact that he is a no-selling dickheaded jackass. If he would pull his head out of his ass, he could really be something special. I would KILL to see him get a match against Paul London, or Akio on Velocity one of these days.

I'll go out on a limb and say if WWE signs him, it will be Samoa Joe. If its anyone on the current roster though, I would say either Batista, Kane, or maybe even Benoit. It's really hard to tell what this is building up to. Off topic, but I dont keep up with Smackdown, so has anyone come remotely close to beating Angle?

For what its worth, I read an interview with Rhyno a month ago or so. He said he still had the ECW World Belt, but has no clue where the Television Title is. How could you lose or misplace something like that?