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McDonald's used to have the most badass honey mustard on the planet Earth until they switched toa "tubbed" variety several years back. When it came in the packets, I used to spackle my plain cheeseburgers with the stuff. As far as I'm concerned, the crap they offer these days is honey mustard in name only. I've discovered that the orange seasoning salt that's offered at pretty much any "Great Steak and Potato" sub shop, tasks great on nearly any sub they offer.

Ham and Turkey - Parmesan Oregano or Herb and Cheese Bread, Provolone, Lite Mayo, Oil, Black Pepper, Oregano (can never have enough) Meatball - Cheddar, Oregano Chicken Bacon Ranch - 'Nuff Said Overall, I am not, nor have I ever been a big fan of Veggies. I live mostly off meat with the exception of Corn, Potatoes, and Green Beans and Peas. Most fruits are OK though, but we're talking about sub sandwiches. My Mom likes to get carrots and spinach added to her subs.

Speaking of Bill Demott, is he still around? I can't recall ever hearing of his release.

If anyone cares, here is the sure-to-offend, opening scene from the new Uwe Boll film, Postal

I don't remember much about the time period it was released in, but did Tara Reid have any crediblity left when the movie was released (did she have any in the first place?)? Maybe Christian Slater was enough to convince the studio to give it a shot in theatres? Maybe I'm just putting too much thought into this? My girlfriend and I managed to sit through House of the Dead the last time it was shown on Sci-Fi channel, and I honestly can't believe the movie studio didn't throw some lawsuit towards Boll to get their money back after this disaster. Can we give Uwe Boll his own thread?

Triple H vs MMA Undertaker would kick so much fucking ass it would be indescribable, but yes, WWE would be foolish to throw that one out there with no hype. Needless to say, if they plan to hotshot the title to Undertaker, he is going to look goofy as hell with the spinner belt (HHH looks silly enough). It would certainly be interesting to know THE Brian Kendrick would forever be a former WWE champion. I wonder what poor Paul London things of what has become of his former partner?

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On the subject of Stridex, I bought some back around 97 or 98, during the "Austin Boom/Attitude Era" just to get the Stone Cold Steve Austin trading card that was included in the package. I always thought it was kind of random when something owned by WWE, such as ShopZone would be the PPV's "sponsor". One of my favorite sponsors just because of how they did the even't logo was Royal Rumble 2002, which was sponsored by Final Fantasy X. They had the RR logo done in the same font as the FFX logo, and stacked on top of eachother, they looked kind of neat.

You gotta play it in first-person. The controls are fine then, even though if you look at it as a first-person shooter, it's pretty bad. Actually, it's pretty bad no mater what you consider it but I still love it. I also love Friday the 13th for NES so my taste in games isn't exactly the best. But that "cinematic" changing camera angle system was one of the worst things ever in video games and it should NEVER be played that way. But anyway, Shadows of the Empire = thumbs up. Nintendo should negotiate for LucasArts to make a sequel for Wii. It'll suck twice as bad and I'll love it twice as much. I thought SOTE controlled fine. My only problem was that some of the levels were WAY too long, and IIRC, you only got to save at the end of a level. I remember being stuck at the Junkyard level for a couple weeks before finally getting past it. Boba Fett was tough enough, but them you had to fight the Slave ship. DAMN! It seemed to be the cool thing at the time to say the only fun part of the game was the opening snowspeeder levels, but I though the whole game was decent overall.

DAMMIT, looks like another 'surprise' Rumble win. A friend of mine, earlier today, was suggesting Cena make his big return to the surely thunderous applause, then follow it up with a smile, and a "Thank you everyone for the cheers, but now you need to shut the hell up" promo. They could easily have him reference the footage of Adamle announcing his injury followed by the positive ovation it received. It's like talking to a brick wall even bringing up the thought of a Cena heel turn around here, but it's what he needs right now to come back fresh.

$3.42-$3.36 here today. Oil is supposed to go back up over the next couple days due to the hurrican, or tropical storm, or whatever it is that's in the gulf.

I would like to see him try another run as a heel since we're coming up on 5 years since he turned face, and it would be something fresh and different. However, you will have the usual group around here that will bitch and moan about what a poor idea it would be to turn him heel because of all the merchandise he sells. This may be a bad example, but I don't remember being heels affecting the nWo's merchandise sales all that much.

I understand maybe Evan Bourne might not be 'ready' for a shot at the world title (even though he has been nearly pushed to the moon since his debut), but I really don't see the point of being involved either, when both have lame duck written all over them.

According to Rajah.com, it looks like no one has even been able to dig up confirmation on orton being involved in the supposed "motorcycle accident". Local police and news stations know nothing of the accident either. Looks like now is the time for Orton to make his return, and punt Cena's head so he can take some much needed time off. As I've already said, I just hope while he's gone (since it's looking like he's going to have to take some time off) he will freshen-up his moveset, and especially his image. The guy always seems to put so much into his matches that it wouldn't hurt him to toss things up a little.

Well, a little time off definitely won't hurt the guy. I'm not his biggest fan by any stretch, but the guy pushes himself beyond what he probably should and never takes time off. It may be finally be taking a toll on his body, more than he thought. He should maybe consider taking some time off, and come back refreshed. Maybe toss-up his look a little when he returns.

I downloaded a leaked copy of Slipknot's new album yesterday. It's not any better or worse than anything they've done. Just same ol' Slipknot. I had read some magazine last week that gave the album 5 Stars and said it was going to redefine metal, be the new standard by which all metal albums are judged, blah blah. Yea.......

Gail Kim going back to WWE.....YEA FUCKER YEA! The Knockout Division will definitely be taking a hard shot with her departure. At least they still have a few solid female wrestlers left, but her absense will definitely have it's effects.

Like Marvin said, for Gods sake, let her go back to WWE. She would be a great addition to the women's division. Hopefully WWE wont neuter her moveset like they did during her last run.

12/9/04 Smackdown Taping - Booker T, Eddie Guerrero and The Undertaker vs. JBL, Orlando Jordan and The Basham Brothers Not the BEST match per se, but this was probably the most fun I've had watching a match. Booker, Eddy, and Undertaker were all over as hell, and the crowd hated anything the Cabinet did.

So, all in all, if say for example, the title switches hands 4 times during both matches, but the original champion STAYS champion in the end (for sake of argument). Who wants to bet there will be some kooky angle on RAW and SD where all those who "lost their titles" during the match will be invoking their automatic rematch clauses?

Yea, sadly Vince is probably going to hold an eternal grudge over Paul London laughing at him during the limo angle last year. Shame too, since I feel he's the more talented of the two.

Shamelessly stole the following text from Youtube: So, just how "legit" was this? I saw that there were athletes from the NBA, NFL, NHL, and of course the usual WWF guys. You see several guys take a stab at slamming Yoko, even Scott Steiner couldn't budge him. THen Lex Luger just flys in, does his thing, and wins. It looks like some of the guys could have at least lifted him a little. Even the freakish Scott Steiner just grabs Yoko like he is going to attempt a slam, then just shoves him backwards. Crush even gives an admirable effort. I guess some of these guys were trying to protect Lex Luger's gimmick?

Yea I too was watching this back in the day and wondering (as a 12 year old mark), if Crush got him up as high as he did, why not just drop him on his back rather than his feet? That one NFL guy who's name escapes me got him up really high as well considering he was lifting dead weight. Going back to Crush though, he made such a radical change from how he looked at that point, to how he was looking as a member of Kronik.

Anyone else disappointed that Lisa Lampenelli wasn't at the roast? Gotfried and Leachman were phenomenal, but I caught both replays last night, and I just didn't find any humor with Norm Macdonald.

DAMN good show. Though, IMO, Norm's bit fell kind of flat, or maybe I just "didn't get it"? Supposedly Bob requested that a lot of the jokes aimed at the Olsen twins get cut from the broadcast of the roast. Considering some of the jokes that were aired, I wonder what was cut? Cloris Leachman kicked fucking ass though.