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DOES NOT SUCK "March of Mephisto" - Kamelot - This video owns your soul.

Was it ever acknowledged on TV that Big Show was finished with WWE, or did he just lose to Lashley twice and never show back up? If so, theres an easy way around the "someone currently on the roster" thing.

If you told me 13 years ago that Johnny Polo would win the ECW World title and WCW U.S. title, I would've issued a pity ban. You never know sometimes. If you had told me 13 years ago that Terra Ryzin' would be a ten-time world champion... Forget that, honestly, if you'd told me in 1995 that HUNTER HEARST HELMSLEY would be a 10-time world champion by 2005 I would've told you that you were out of your mind.

I don't think Vince has enough $$$ to convince Goldberg (who grossly overestimates his own worth as it is) to return. While I'd enjoy it, it would never happen. DDP however I could definitely see returning but not making an impact. Remember, Old Man 'Taker said back in '01 that DDP didn't know how to work, thus he became a JTTS for the remainder of his tenure.

My guess is Rey Mysterio as well. Remember his original entrance music lyrics? "Look who's BOUNCIN' OUT THE SKY, R-E-Y Mysterio! Here We Go!" Things are looking up = Look who's BOUNCIN' OUT THE SKY! Seriously though, I'll go with a different choice. I say WWE has secretly resigned The Big Show, and he will be revealed as Vince's son. Thusly, the man who we thought was Big Show's father, who "died" during the "Original Bastard Angle of 1999" during his feud with the Big Boss Man, was actually his stepfather!

I'd have preferred the Halloween series be left along after Pt. 5. I loved the scene with the man in black storming the police station with his machine guy, killing everyone, and helping Michael escape. Has anyone seen the "producer's cut" of Curse? It's supposed to be infinitely better than the theatrical release, and nearly a different movie altogether.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6ElaXUXvxc Here's a gorilla press to Jamal http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OiQyCaKCvdA Thanks for the clips. That is some amazing strength. You could tell Rikishi was giving him a little assist, but still. The press slam on Umaga was equally impressive. Bring back Stambolli and lets see him gorilla press Khali!

He comes from the Poconos. We're all built like that naturally. You all look like you can do a connect the dots puzzle on your faces and backs? Man, you should look into that. Check your water supply or something cause...damn. And right about now, the WWE is probably wishing they had kept the media black-out on a lot of their wrestlers cause wow did they all just do a grand job of fixing that stereotypical "All wrestlers are on roids" tag slap dab right on everyone in the business. Well, its certainly possible to have all that backne and not be on roids. You should see my Dad's back. He's been a mill worker his whole life, but he's got one of the worst cases of backne you could ever see.

Damn, figured this was coming.

Shhhh they'll hear you.....

At least Jim Ross tries to put over a bad match, and has his own little code of saying it sucks. Those commentators are openly making fun of the match and exposing the business. I don't think they're commentators. They sound like two fans who just happen to have a camera near them. That's pretty bad. Makes JBL/Trish vs Nowinski/Gayda look like Flair vs Steamboat. I was cracking up at the weak ass DDT's though.

Wasn't WWE trying to do some "Johnny Stambolli is STRONG AS FUCK" storyline back in '03? I seem to remember him actually gorilla pressing Rikishi at some point. Anyone have a gif or video of that?

Yea pretty much. Sad huh? Thanks, Benoit. You had to go be a dick and kill yourself and your family. Now I have to sit through Morrison talking about his Palace of Wisdom every week.

IMO, that's one of the biggest problems with horror movies these days. Writers and Director's keep trying to humanize these murderers, and make them sympathetic. Zombie did the same thing with the Firefly Family in Devil's Rejects. I remember people talking about how they actually felt pity for Otis, Spaulding, and Baby when they had been captured and tortured by the Sheriff. I'm sorry, but I just spent the previous hour + watching these people commit some of the most fucked-up torment and murder to an innocent family in a hotel, and you want me to feel sorry for them when the same thing happens to them? Every time the sheriff landed another shot on Baby, and when he nailed Otis to the chair in the basement, I cheered him on the entire time. Now, don't get me wrong, I'm not saying that 2 wrongs will make a right, but don't ask me to feel pity for these murderers when karma comes back to bite them in the ass in the form of a a pissed-off William Forsythe.

That match with Lawler wasn't half bad considering who was in it. Can't expect much from Sid, (never could for that matter), but he's good at what few things he can do in the ring. NASTY chokeslam, good powerbomb, and punches that look like hes trying to smash-in the top of your head.

Damn, that bad? Wouldn't happen to have a picture would you?

I hate to bring up an old topic, but I would love to see Sid get one more run. Long shot or not, I hope more comes of this.

Nightwish - End of an Era Pretty damn good.

Pepsi Plunge? Every time Punk goes for his Splash Mountain out of the corner or off the ring apron, deep down I kinda hope he's going to bust out the Plunge. Alas......

No good can come of this. Well since the GTS won't be happening, maybe Punk can start using the Vice again? I could see him doing the Vice, but the Uranage set-up is completely out of the question.

How long was House of 1000 Corpses floating around before it was finally picked-up and given a theatrical release? I seem to remember a friend of mine telling me about it as far back as late 2000.

Has anyone watched the deleted scenes from Alien? That's some freaky shit. I would put this in spoiler tags but the movie has been out for well over 20 years, and if you haven't seen it by now....... Ripley is trying to escape the Nostromo, and comes across the cocooned bodies of Brett and Dallas. Brett's face/head have pretty much turned to goo (presumably from the alien's acid), and Dallas looks just as bad, but is still barely alive (and is clearly in a severe amount of pain and torment from his injuries). Anyways, she makes an attempt to save Dallas, but instead he begs her to kill him, which she finally does with her flamethrower. This is probably the SCARIEST part of the entire movie, and why it didn't make it into the theatrical release, I'll never know.

Kind of clever how WWE always finds ways to not mention Benoit by name.

Kurt Angle is in an interesting position. He's a heel or face depending on what the situation calls for. Looks like they're also "making an example" of Joe since he seems to be on his way out. I'm also not a big fan of Raven losing to EVERYONE (I can understand him losing to Joe, but I cant remember the last time he won a match).

Shocking. BAH GAWD CENA'S OVERCOME THE ODDS! Really though, I hope they continue the feud with Orton. He needs to take the belt off Cena, and quick.