haws bah gawd

Congrats to her. I'm glad to see she's doing well. 12 years after I first saw her and shes STILL hot. Great comeback!

Alien was better. They both ruled, and all the rest of the sequels sucked. How bout we leave it at that? I have a soft-spot for Alien 3, but Alien: Resurrection is best left forgotten. Call (Winona Ryder) to Ripley - "You're a freak. They grew you in a FUCKING lab" Ron Pearlman upon discovering is an android - "I can't believe I almost fucked a robot". Wheelchair Guy - "Like you've never fucked a robot" *sigh*

At least we can hear "Bow Down to the King" tonight. HHH always used that before he reformed DX when he was just coming down to cut a promo.

I'll go ahead with what some of you have said and call Punk vs Morrison in Extreme Rules at Unforgiven. In regards to Orton's headlocks though. HBK and Angle at least toss it up a little between the headlocks. They have some high impact moves and whatnot that wear down their opponent. I'll go ahead and say Orton is starting to grow on me with his brain damage gimmick, but what else does he do? He has his headlocks, Mike Sanders' old finisher, RKO, and DDT off the middle rope. He also occasionally tosses-in a dropkick and his snap powerslam. That's where a lot of the Orton hate comes from. If he would vary his moveset a little, I'll gladly admit he would be seen in a better light. For all the mean faces he was making last night, Orton had Cena in a headlock for about 75% of the match.

man...that IS a bad finish. Remind you of any other big orange champions you know and his finishes? HAHA yea. Long live the Orange Goblin!

Anyone watch Women of Ninja Warrior? The girl that's won about 3 times is a rather attractive young lady. I always like seeing the female Sumo that enters every tournament wiping out on the very first obstacle time and again.

Black Lushus, Orton tried to give Cena the "concussion kick" late in the match, but Cena moved out of the way. When Orton immediately tried to do it again, Cena dropped him into the STFU. Orton then made the ropes, both got to their feet, and Orton hit the RKO. Orton's knee had been hurt by the STFU though, and he couldnt make an immediate cover. Cena kicked out, and when Orton went for another RKO, Cena was magically fine, and FUed him for the win. Lame finish.

I've just got a really bad feeling that this is going to lead to Khali vs Batisita in a Punjabi Prison match at Unforgiven. OH HAPPY DAY!

On a personal note, one of my favorite things about King Booker is when he gets mad in a promo, and drops the english accent. Case-in-point, when he wanted Jim Ross to kiss his ring the other week on RAW. He was being all elegant and well-spoken in telling J.R. to hiss the royal ring of King BooKAH. Then, when J.R. wouldn't do it, he got mad and yelled "KISS MY RING, MAN!" in his regular voice. Regal is probably my favorite promo though. He has everything from his speaking tone, to his facial expressions perfected.

The trailer actually looks pretty good. Looks like this one's going to get slapped with an R rating unlike the first one. At least Paul Anderson has nothing to do with this one.

I didn't see this posted elsewhere on the site as of yet. I was in attendance at this show last night, but I cant remember everything that went down, so I copied from Rajah: My comments are in Red

Nagano is incredible, and a highly-skilled athlete. "Mr. Ninja Warrior" (the first person to ever complete the course) is also interesting due to his severe vision problems. One of those inspirational figures. Theres one Ninja Warrior competitor that intrigues me due to his outright obsession with competing. I cant think of his name, but the commentators mentioned he quit his job, and basically abandoned his family so he can dedicate his life to completing the course. Guy kinda looks like a young Chono.

ChrisMWaters, I guess I have been out of the loop with TNA for a while, but just out of curiosity, when did they let go of Austin Starr? Also, I'm seeing some losses in Christian's stats. Has he still NOT been pinned or made to submit since being with TNA or would those mainly be tag losses?

Yea, it's good to know Ken Foree can still find work.

My chief complaint in regards to Zombie is, again, his writing. All he seems to be able to do is write characters that say 'fuck' a lot. He doesn't even put it there for the sake of "conversation enhancement", he just has characters yell 'fuck' a lot for the sake of them yelling 'fuck' a lot. It's not new or innovative, and frankly gets annoying after a little while.

Not bad, and pretty fast-paced. Neither guy really took to the air a lot, but they got in their signature spots. On another note, if you've never payed much attention to the lyrics to Yang's music, please do so. Its pretty hilarious. It's every stereotypical country song you've ever heard (Drinking Beer, Driving a Truck, Getting in Bar Fights) rolled into one.

I have a DX Reunion Tour shirt that I picked up at the RAW Family Reunion show last October that I don't mind wearing in public. Also the December to Dismember shirt that I picked up at the show is OK. As one poster said, as long as they're kind of subtle and don't show some bare-chested wrestler in his tights I'm not too uncomfortable with wearing one in public.

I was at the show last night, so here's some extra points. I don't know how it came across on TV, but the Miz was fucking up left and right. Seemed like he couldn't do anything right in the match from where I was watching. The main event was pretty good despite the constant fuck-ups from the Miz. Kevin Thorne received deafening silence when he cut his promo (which is a shame because I've been a fan of his since his Mordecai Days). No one in the crowd cared about him in the least, but popped pretty well when Stevie jumped him. I want to know when Boogeyman got so agile. I dont know if it was shown on screen or not, but he kept doing these weird jumps on the apron where he would jump into the air and do a full split, easily clearing the height of the ropes. It further wowed the crowd when he did that sick springboard into the ring when he got the hot tag. Also, I further the thought that his ring work has significantly improved. His selling is some of the best in the company outside of the cruiserweights. What he lacks in technical prowess, he more than makes up for in his charisma and ring presence. Hopefully Booker will continue to help him improve. Balls got a great reaction when he won. Does anyone even remember the last time he picked up a victory (has he won since coming to WWE last year?)?

I thought you could? I honestly cant remember a time I saw a wrestler not break a submission after the opponent made the ropes, and not get DQ'ed.

I think they missed a pretty good storyline going into the match, last night, by not having Orton give Cena the Concussion Kick after the 2 RKO's. We all know Cena would just "overcome the odds" and win, but it would have still added a little something extra to the match.

I honestly don't see how there are those that still want to keep Cena as champion. The same tired act for the past year has gotten more than stale, and even though Orton is a complete shit-brick, we really need something new. I'm pulling for Orton to win.

One thing that always gets me is the perpetually stupid wrestling referees. I love how the heel tag team has always been allowed to blind tag behind the ref's back, and if they tell the ref they tagged he never questions the switch. After all, what moral, upstanding citizen's those heels are. HOWEVER, oh Hell no is the face team EVER going to make a blind tag. The team can yell at the ref all day long that they made a tag, and the crowd can be 100% behind them, but the ref ALWAYS says he never SAW the tag, and tells the other face team member to get out of the ring. Just one of the things that's always annoyed me. Another one is a wrestler letting another do some long, drawn-out move to him/her and not trying to fight out of it. An example being anyone taking the FU. Cena can stand there for what seems like eternity posing for the crowd, with the other guy laying across his shoulders, and the guy just accepts his fate. That's one of the things I like about Kennedy. He makes his opponent earn nearly every move they do to him, and he's always trying to fight out of something. An example being Lashley trying to give him a Rackbreaker a couple months ago on RAW. Most of the time, Lashley would pick up his opponent, pose for the crowd, and drop-down. Not with Kennedy he didn't. Kennedy started punching him in the head, and clawing at his eyes. He made Lashley fight for that move. It's little things like that, that I feel go a long way.

You'd figure Bentley being related to Shawn Michaels (if it's even legit?) would make him a shoe-in for WWE.

By feuding with one of the most hated faces in recent memory? Because we're clamoring for something new (even if it is a guy that craps in gym bags)?

I wouldn't mind seeing him come out to his late-WCW "Vertebreaker's Gonna Break Your Back (or was it neck?)" routine, complete with dancers.