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If WWE wants to go all out, Im sure they could easily have a new ECW World Championship belt created. Of course it'll have the same alterations that the WCW belt did, and will have the WWE scratch logo at the top of the belt. Of all the match pairings you guys have mentioned, I would like to see Mike Awesome vs Chris Benoit. I think between the two of them, they could do some great work in the ring. I still demand RVD win a potential MitB match at 'Mania and cash in his title shot at the show. Just for the simple fact that I want to see Cena or HHH eaten alive by the ECW crowd.

Think if this Junior Division sticks around, they will create a championship belt for it? I can't seriously ever see these little guys competing for the Cruiserweight title, but a belt for them wouldn't be a bad idea. That is if WWE will keep them around for longer than 3 weeks this time. All WWE needs is to bring back mini-Mankind, mini-Vader, POCKET ROCKET, the Viscera midget, and Max Mini (if he is still around) and you have your fully-stocked division.

Vault Zero, Diet Rockstar, Diet Red Bull, and Diet No Fear work pretty well on me.

Anyone ever try that roasted garlic potatoe chowder that Campbells was marketing a couple years ago? Godly.

I stated in another thread that I cant stand to smell ketchup, much less eat it, so thats out of the question. I pretty much just drown my Hot Dog with mustard and call it a day.

Weirdest thing I do is Honey Mustard on ANYTHING: Burgers, Hot Dogs, French Fries, Steak, etc. When I was younger I mixed mashed potatoes with ketchup, but have since gotten to where I can't even stand to smell ketchup, much less consume it. My Pop would put peanuts in his Coke, and occasionally his Beer. We live(d) in SC, BTW. Also, my Pop did this weird thing where if he and my Grandma were running low on Ketchup, he would pour (I swear I am not making this up) SWEET TEA into the ketchup bottle and shake it up. Oddly it would come out with nearly the same texture as regular ketchup, just obviously sweeter. Mixing Orange Juice, Milk, and Sugar sounds quite tasty. I'll have to try that.

Very creative way to hide drugs, but still fucked up.

Is it at all possible that one day, when Bush asks for more money for the war, he gets a big "NO!"? I have favored the Republicans for most of my life, but even I can see that this guy is a complete jackass. I'm just not buying the fact that after nearly 5 years since the "War on Terrorism" began, that Bin Laden has still not been captured. There's no way this guy can be that well-hidden.

I have an aunt who's given birth to 9 kids, and lost two others. She is a certifiable twig. 9 kids? Your Aunt is a MACHINE Dogbert. I remember a few months back after she had the first kid, that Britney said she and Kevin were gonna get straight to work on having another. No surprises here.

You wrote that over a month ago, but I just saw it. Damn, I'm speechless. Nice work.

"You Don't Know How It Feels" - Tom Petty

I know he's looked upon as an unprofessional jackass by the majority of the IWC, but what are the chances of seeing Teddy Hart return to TNA? What about a couple matches from Jack Evans? I remember during one of the World X-Cup tourneys, Hart and Evans represented Canada. Hart is a fantastic high-flyer and I think he could add a lot to the X-Division. If you want someone to face Samoa Joe that can bump like death, and is fairly quick in the ring, feed Jack Evans to him. As far as someone to finally take the title off Samoa Joe, I am all for bringing back Low-Ki. Whatever problems TNA management have with him, should try to be left in the past. 'Ki is one of the finest high-flyers in the world, and the guy can work a stiff match as well as mat-wrestle. Give him and Joe about 30 minutes on PPV and have them go to a draw, then over the course of maybe 2 or 3 months have 'Ki built-up and built-up until he finally takes down Joe for the X-title.

I'll throw in my 2-cents here. I like RVD because he brings something different to the table with his matches. Most of the WWE roster uses the same old boring Punch/Spinebuster/Rear-Chinlock routine. RVD throws all these kick variations, gracefully takes to the air, and only uses an occasional rest hold. It's something exciting that the fans can grasp. He is also one of the best in WWE at taking a bump, and making it look like death. He's shown time and time again he isn't afraid to take head-drops, or a sick bump over the top rope to the floor. All this punishment and the only serious injuries he has suffered have been some knee problems. The man is tough (or stupid, depending on how you look at things), and you have to give him that. He has this natural charisma about him. Just a simple thumb-point to himself will send the crowd into an "R-V-D!!!" frenzy. He's passable on the mic as well. While he's not, nor ever will be as good as Austin, Rock, Flair, or HHH on the mic, he is FAR from terrible. If you watch his promos in ECW, as well as his promo from One Night Stand, he is very capable of holding his own during a promo. Another thing that I think helps RVD a lot is his look. He doesn't look over the top and just looks like your average joe (albeit a Stoner, but an average guy none-the-less). His character is someone very real that that one could relate with. This is one of the main things that I believe helped Austin, in the 90's. My only complaint about RVD is his lack of ring-psychology. An opponent can spend the entire match working on his legs, but RVD is gonna leap to the top rope, and nail his Frogsplash like nothing ever happened to him. It's just a minor gripe that I can easily tolerate, however.

That is really good news to hear. Storm can bring the fucking workrate to anything hes involved in, and this match with Danielson should be a classic. Danielson can GO in a match, and so can Storm. I would love to see Storm as a World Champion, but I think they should keep with title on Danielson for the time being. Let the veteran get taken down by the young champion, and it could be one of Danielson's biggest victories..

I'd kill for a copy of Smash and Crush's "evil" theme from Summerslam '91.

If Number 1 were written in the font used for Number 4, I would go with that one.

Wasn't Matt Hary's "Angelic Diablo" gimmick supposed to be a take on the Punisher?

I watched Season 1, skipped out on 2, and have been back since the beginning of Season 3.

I had a similar experience a year ago. I went to a dentist for a cleaning and checkup. He showed me an x-ray, and told me that I desperately needed 3 of my wisdom teeth pulled, and the 4th pulled no later than a week after the first 3. To make a long story short, I went to my parent's dentist and got his opinion. He told me that one day, years from now, I may have to get 1 of them pulled, but he saw no other problems. Always get a second opinion on these kinds of things. You never know when someone may be blowing smoke up your ass so they can buy that new gold-plated pool cabana at the end of the month.

I can kind of sympathize with the Julian's partner. Sure shes a fuck up, but I agreed with what she said last night in that the other officers give her WAY too much shit for her mistakes. Afterall she is just a rookie, and a rookie will make dumb mistakes. Julian is being an utter asshole to her, and the pregnant officer is a fucking bitch to her as well. It was fun to see Vic's ex call Kavanaugh out on his bullshit. Forrest does such a good job of making this guy come off as a manipulative prick, that I cant wait to see him get whats coming to him.

It's pretty entertaining. Those guys and girls know a lot more about science than I ever will. The big guy really needs to cut-off that gigantic moustache.

Do they also charge you for the training? Last I checked, it was $50 for each month of $600 a year for the biggest fed around here.

Thanks for the updated spoilers. Still sounds like a shitty way to follow up the Return/Retirement of Sting.

This sounds like absolute shit. No Christian, no Jarrett (im not complaining about the lack of him, but the champion should have been on one of these shows), and no mention whatsoever about Sting.

I think Joey is doing a fine job. He calls the move names, which IMO goes a long way. He was trying to educate fans instead of the old JR schtick of 'High Impact Move!', 'Hard Shot!', and 'Innovative Offense'. Like previous posters have said, Vince doesnt want you to call a match. He wants you to sell the next PPV, hype how much of a bastard HHH is when hes nowhere in sight, and badmouth Eddy Guerrero's legacy even more than the booking already has.