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It was either E.T. or Return of the Jedi. I'm not sure which.

I too would like to get involved in some way. My right knee is completely FUBAR due to a vehicle accident, but my left one is in good shape. I've always wanted to be someone's mouthpiece or a referee. The only indy feds that I know of around this way are Christian Feds. There are probably 2 or 3 of them. My only problem with them is their train-for-pray policy. If you're going to train, you are forced to attend bible study, twice a week.

I wanna say Spongebob, but I could be wrong. Yep. It was used in the Spongebob Movie.

Who does Sting's current theme?

I drink fucking tea. Fucking tea is fucking good. I prefer lemon and peppermint if we're talking about hot tea; best cold tea is that sweet tea you get in the South. Mmm. I live in SC and hot tea is pretty hard to come across around these parts. It's almost an 'exotic' drink. If you go to about 95% of the resturants around here and ask for hot tea, your server will just look at you strange.

Anyone see this episode (one of the many) involving domestic abuse: Man beats the holy hell out of his gf / wife She calls the police Cop arrives and places the man in cuffs to restrain him Woman lands a haymaker to the guy to get a little revenge on him Cop uncuffs the man, places the woman in custody and takes HER to jail. FUCKED UP!

One other poster (in a different thread) mentioned what I believe is a fantastic a good idea for the MitB this year. If RVD is not going to be in title contention, have him win it, and cash in his shot at ECW One Night Stand 2. If WWE is gracious enough to allow him a title win, RVD fans have their mark-out moment of the year all set-up.

I want to know why I didn't get the memo that said Mark Henry = IWC GOD? I've watched this guy week-in, and week-out since his return, and aside from Rey Mysterio bumping like a pinball for the guy, I don't see this so-called vast improvement from the guy. Sure, you can almost always have an entertaining match when the David vs Goliath factor is added to it. Who DOESN'T enjoy seeing if little Rey can do the impossible and beat this big lug? Not even Kurt Angle could pull a watchable match out of this slug. If you can look at yourself and say that Mark Henry > HBK, you can not call yourself a wrestling fan. Back to the mid-cards to finish off your 10th year as the most worthless wrestler on the planet, Mark. You wont be missed.

My dream last night involved some of the most random shit ever. I was completely confused when I woke up, at the idea that my mind could create something this "creative". My dream involved the following: Me, riding in a car, through a beach town, with a bald Kevin Spacy driving the car........ Getting a good view of the ocean and noticing the waves were higher than expected...... A fucking 200 ft tall DEMONIC ROBOTIC SKELETON came out of one of the waves and ROBOTIC BAT CREATURES flew from it's body. Not to destroy anything.........but just to fly around...... Somehow I end up swimming in the ocean, and a Tidal Wave appears. I dont drown however, I just go under for what seems like 2 or 3 minutes...... Thats really all I can remember of it. I dont know WHY I would be thinking such fucked-up thoughts though.

Yea, bumping an old thread, sue me. I d/l all the videos from this site a while back, and Danny the Tourette's Guy never fails to make me laugh my ass off. The Bob Saget video is brilliant. I know the stuff is probably all staged but some of the random shit that guy yells out is the stuff of legends.

I'm on dial-up and d/l this would take forever. Is this the clip of a guy taking an Air-Raid Crash off the roof of a house through a table on the ground? Stupid fucks.

I'm pleased with this, actually. Her'e hoping we're getting the motivated Dustin, cause he can work his ass off when he's in the right mindset. Good God yes! That's great news to hear. Dustin was tearing up the ring in WWE during his last run with the company. I was pretty pissed to see him not return after Taboo Tuesday, but if he's coming back, thats great.

Very good read. It's good to see that at least one of the new board members provides some entertaining material. Thanks for helping me burn a good half-hour at work today. I also find the Glacier vs Hogan story a little far-fetched, but it's still pretty fun to imagine Hogan getting owned by the guy.

I was there last night as well. Me and some friends had 5th row, opposite the entrance. The little guy that Lashley killed was named BRAD ATTITUDE. Best ring name ever! Our favorite spot in the match was the one-handed vertical suplex where Lashley held Brad in the air for at least 45 seconds. Crazy.

Slayer your link doesnt go anywhere. Easily the best ever was "Pictures of Trish Stratus caught putting a WHAT? ...... in her HUH?! We Have Pics, Click HERE!!!!!"

Sounds like a pretty good show. HHH has been doing that spot at house shows for a while now.

With the Bi-Lo center's floor being layed-out the way it is, if you arent within the first 5 or so rows, you can forget about seeing anything. Me and a friend went to a RAW taping there in January of 2002, and had 12th row on the floor. There was an 11-row thick layer of signs and other things in front of us that prevented us from seeing much of anything that night. We have 3rd-row seating opposite the entrance-way this time, so it should be a good view. Any news on if there will be a bonus match following the tapings?

Credit to LordsofPain.net A number of WWE trademarks are being opposed by various entities, according to the USPTO website. _ Wolverine World Wide opposes "Test" on the grounds that it can be confused with its "Hytest" trademark. _ Hasbro opposes "Taboo Tuesday" on the grounds that it can be confused with its "Taboo" game. _ RHE Hatcho opposes "Charlie Haas" on the grounds that it can be confused with its "Charlie 1 Horse" trademark. _ Team 3D opposes "Bubba Ray Dudley" and "D-Von Dudley." _ Converse opposes "A-Train." _ Warner Brothers opposes "Tazz." _ B.V.D Licensing opposes "RVD." -- In another note, Joey Styles was not able to trademark that name due to potential for confusion with AJ Styles. ---------------------------------- Why WWE still has "Test" copyrighted, I will never know. It must be a dick-move so Andrew Martin won't be able to demand much $$$ on the indys. If you confuse CHARLIE HAAS with CHARLIE 1 HORSE, you should be shot for your stupidity. Charlie Haas is the guy's real name for God's sake. I can understand the Taz/TazZ argument, as well as MAYBE the RVD/BVD argument. However, one is a pair of underwear, and the other is a spot machine. Thoughts?

Sorry. The [D] and are pretty close together and I was typing fairly quickly. Far as I know, yes, his real name is Andrew Test Martin now.

"Tom, its time for you to come out of the closet." "I...I'm not in the closet"

It was a good match between Henry and Mysterio, but I'm surprised by this boner you guys have for Mark Henry all of a sudden. I'll admit he's looking pretty good in the ring with guys like Angle and Mysterio to carry him. I'll reserve judgement on jumping on the Mark Henry Bandwagon until he has a passable match with someone like Boogeyman (you know it's going to happen sooner or later) who won't be able to carry him.

I get a laugh out of Haiku every now and then.

No. I can't really get into them either. I wanted to like them so badly, but it just isn't happening. I bought their first cd, and enjoy Cochise and Like a Stone, but thats really it. Doesn't Remind Me is the only song off their newest album that doesn't make me want to stab a pencil through my ear.

You can all kiss my ass. Diet Black Cherry Vanilla Coke is carbonated GOD in a bottle.

Oh hell yes! Thank you for posting this. This was a good, stiff match between these two. Fit was laying in the haymakers, and Regal was kicking the shit out of the back of his head. It's been a while since I got to see the Doomsday Cage, so that was a treat in itself as well.