Dear Leelee

Now that I'm salaried, and pleased with myself in every way, there's little to strive for except to exorcise my mental demons by pretending to be a woman on a message board that I constantly talk shit about, but care about more than anything in the world. I'd like to work at a larger library in the area. And gain some authority, so I can fire untalented co-workers. As you all know, I am more than capable of excelling in a position of authority.

Oh hey Xavier, this is what I really look like:

It wasn't a complete lie. I've shared accounts with Czech here before, just not his main one. And I didn't lie to Matt Young. I was just messing with him, like everyone else who posted here. I truthfully want to deep throat him. Why would I hate it? I enjoy looking at attractive women. Ms. Bloodgood is quality. I will see her soon in the Terminator film. You probably want me to hate on "Bikini Girl". I hear she bought herself a chest to show off for the 2-hour filler finale. alkeiper, hands down. Futurology is a large reason why the common man is stuck paying for stupid bullshit like "man-made global warming". So, yeah.

The term is view spamming, and you're not CronoT. Stop it.

That was a half-ass lie which I didn't even think would work on Sir Gullible Young. But, as always, I underestimate the quality of forums.thesmartmarks.com. Is there anything you'd like me to reply about here.

6 posts lulz

Hey, wait, you're insulting Tatiana. Pff.

Admirable, if he goes through with it. ... This oddly interested me into seeing a kind of porn I've never seen. A woman is having consensual sex in the vagina, then gets "raped" in the bottom by another man, preferrably well endowed. I'm sure Japan, Germany or Brazil has covered it, with even more penii in action. No, I knew they'd still vote for Barry. I thought the percentage would drop slightly over time, and it did. I use "nigger" because I insult all races and everyone. Then a rookie tournament seems like a bad idea. True, I would have added him. I'll say it: I've always liked Scooter's work, and don't get why everyone hates him here so much. Other than the legendary Jay Bower, Scott owns all of the Meltzer tards that have come through TSM. ... Yeah, TSM is looking like the Denver Broncos. With me playing the role as Mr. Cutler. The previous administration had a big part in that... putting it into classics, and deleting anything else I'd post within 5 seconds. The idea of "everything Leeter posts is bullshit, EXCEPT THIS which is the most damning to her character!" is pretty fallible. But, I expect that, this is the Internet. The Pit's reaction is funniest though... people went from liking me, to HATING MY GUTS because I'm not some blonde chick. Lulz. You're still banned there? You can call me a cunt or something, I'm cool with it. No. He will. The end.

What. I've never gone there once.

I mostly posted in the sports section, and you didn't frequent much of the board in those days. As for the name... I copied some Japanese name online to give off the impression of a Puro Boy. Because 1) to not have people think it was me, and 2) still be my usual elitist self. It wasn't just Cheech... most of the idiots in the sports forum were praising me, and wishing to befriend me via PM. These same people would say that Princess Leena knew nothing about sports. Forums.thesmartmarks.com: WE'RE NOT MISOGYNISTS! Patrick Spoon is a horrifically ugly manic depressive nerd that stalked me when I was normal, dark-haired Leena in 2002-03. Then, when he embarrassed himself with those actions... he'd randomly hate me one day, love me the next, pretend to act drunk and high. Your common teenage dope. This got annoying quickly, I blocked him, and that was all. Eventually, he sucked Damian's dick enough to become a power hungry admin. And, of course, if you're "friends" with Damian, you'll hold a stupid grudge against me for no reason, and thus we beefin'. He was one of the better posters in TSM's history, although now he only seems to pop in for occasional inside nonsense and TL;DR Commie bullshit that the majority of unemployed losers at this board eat up with a spoon. Lolz. Ok. If one has an Asian fetish, it suggests they share the sexual desires of the Japanese. Which, judging by their porn, means you are fucked up. I thought niggers would start saying "He ain't ones of us!" by now, but the media is sticking to their guns in not letting Barry take any blame for the economy. I'll add my thoughts on the few people I recall in your group of 16. YKRG is TheDon is NYankees, so he shouldn't be included. One of the many shitty New York homers that never sufficiently replaced Anglesault. Achieved minor TSM fame with his "SUCK DICK CHINK GOOK" line when Wang pitched poorly in the playoffs. Banned because he received some attention for it in Alan Keiper's Sports Forum. theone is an awful Know-It-All and Internet Tough Guy in the WWE folder. He goes to his routine far too much. Noah Fentz was a slightly better Know-It-All and Troll in the WWE folder because he'd play nice and post content on occasion. Judging by his name, he has to be a PBP, or some bitter former poster, but I forgot to check. BradyQuinnManCrush only seemed to post in Draft Faggotry. Whatevz. ForumPro was one of the endless amounts of unfunny gimmicks shared by the Maff Clique. I was surprised when I ran IP checks on Czech, CWM and 909. They seriously may have used more accounts than I have. Doesn't count. Old School and KobashiFS, I vaguely recall as decent, but forgettable posters. I've never seen a Shelton Benjamin outta f'n nowhere! post, but he still wins. Great name. I'm still butthurt about VFTW. Battlenuts is a good poster when he wants to be. Dead on. I'm more qualified to say this than anyone here: People are gonna think what they think about you, no matter how ignorant they may be. Just be yourself. Meta-analysis is you. Babbling about yourself and reaching for friends is not. My attitude here probably suggests that I hate cliques, but that's not true. TSM is a large discussion board that was based on the writings of Scott Keith, and eventually a poorly maintained site. It is far too large to be such an inside board. Just look at posts from Czech and the sort... always bitching about how the wrestling section was horrible and he only wants to post with his friends, THEN WHY ARE YOU HERE. This is always going to be a board primarily about wrestling, and pop culture. If you want an inside board, go create another WDI, The Pit, "Super Secret Fag Board", etc... or, just stay in your AIM chats and conversations. When I bought TSM, I was naive and thought most here didn't care about stupid bullshit like board politics and letz all h8 leena. I was clearly wrong. That's why I quit so abruptly. I want to fix this place, but too much damage was done to my rep. It's now solely up to Michael McKenzie... From a ranchoweb account named Alina, which was posted on this board by Leena... Dude, the only reason you were accepted back on this board is because you're retarded, or whatever you have. You're sucking online dick to keep this attention?! I feel for you. Battlenuts covered this in detail... but, I have to comment that there are so many ridiculous things in those mere 2 sentences. Everybody? Do tell me why you care. You weren't a part-owner that was shafted out of roughly $20. You weren't part of the former administration that, although wanting to renew their contract, were under no agreement to keep their positions past 11 March 2009. Look, I'm not pleased with how Mike handled this. But, let's stop the injustice shit. The reason the Maff Clique is butthurt is because they lost their toy, and thought I was going to destroy it. I DIDN'T! I even asked them to still be a part of this board! And my ownership is now over, so you can't even say that I'm going to do it in the future. So, let's get past our petty squabbles and realize that this board really hasn't changed at all. That's all for now.

We're bored, and I know Xavier loves chatting about me, so here we go. Which are probably stuff that people get from DealExtreme, or similar sites like that. They're good for cheap things, but very unreliable. My best deal was getting everything needed to hack my PSP + fake 4GB card for $10... all completely illegal shit, but works perfectly. Gotta love those shady Chinks. I'm picturing that 2006 timeline as the late Dames' days. I was still banned, but the administration was in total chaos then. The Gulag was entirely my idea. Czech went with it, and Mike did everything to get it started since Czech is an internet n00b. I didn't want anyone to reply to me. And I ended it because the usual fucksticks that constantly needed to remind us they had INTERNET RESPECT (909, Keiper, VX...) couldn't leave me alone. Also, this was about the end of Danny having any semblance of balls... since the cool kidz nearly outed him, and he soon went full blast into the "These Friends O' Mine" faggotry he does now. I really miss the Czech from 2003-07. He had it all. Humor, intelligence in nearly every area, didn't take himself seriously, and the requisite 20 hours per day to burn on a stupid board. Such a waste. Now he's neutered by fucking CWM. Jesus Fucking Christ. That's not true. I could post whenever I wanted to. Either when I wanted to play nice (RyechnaiaSobaka), or playful boasting (lots of other names I had stored). The reason why I did: I was hacking porn sites, and decided to see what happened here, just for kicks. I found it was very simple. And Mole was the admin then, so why not fuck up his board. I succeeded by forcing accounts to be authorized... which was done very infrequently in those days. Then, I let it go... until Akeroyd got butthurt about me doing that before for some reason. So, I continued. Was what I did wrong? Sure. But, it was Mole, so I don't give a fuck. I refrained from using active accounts for the most part, other than JHawk and a former moderator so I could read the staff folder. I had some good ones from useless dumbasses on here like Dandy, cbacon, etc... that I had to control myself for. Keiper is a lot of things, but he's not dumb. If he crosses the clique on anything remotely "important", he's fucked. Precious online respect, goodbye. It's really unfortunate that TSM didn't get to know the real Keiper. Since he was a mod soon after joining, backdooring his way in when Dames gave all site writers a mod position. He's a real life Marvin, without the Alopecia excuse for being so. The incredible butthurt he showed after I mocked him when he cried about hating all women after some girl dumped his ugly baldness... oh my God. Glorious. But, he's avoided the wrath he deserves by agreeing with anyone in charge. Shame, that fucker is just sitting there waiting to be destroyed. I did in one game which was easily editable, and I recall you noticed that the score I obtained wasn't possible. Other than that, all legit. What Al did, and completely admitted to everyone in the former administration: Changed the password on my account. Locked me out of the account. Accessed all of my PMs, and shared them with others. Abuse of power doesn't get any worse than that, kids. But, do continue to be oblivious, thinking that they wouldn't do that to you. Kids like Czech have shown that they'll hate you for the most random reasons. Share some private info in your PMs while you're at it. Heh. I randomly DECLASSIFIED posts for no reason. I don't know why. I thought it was really shitty when they did it to the previous staff. That prank was odd. I have no idea what their purpose was. You don't have to lie about anything I've done. I'm a total cunt, and I ALWAYS admit my foul deeds. They go WELLLL out of their way to not let me post, and then masquerade as me? Fuck the heck? If you wanted trouble, just call my name, I'll be there. I enjoyed the entire episode, and laughed my ass off at the butthurt being shown. Truly, a perplexing situation. Czech is completely straight. He used to talk to me about his female troubles when we were friends. Danny. It's entirely because they think you'll share information with me. Again, common sense isn't being shown... When Leena wants to do something, she does it. I've proven this time after time after time again. If I want to post on your board, I will. I have no desire to. I have no interest in anything you do. TSM was my baby. "TheRealTSM" or whatever is nothing to me. 6 more pages... I can't do it. Maybe later. Bye.