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Kill Bill Vol. 1 Kill Bill Vol. 2 LOTR: Fellowship Of The Ring LOTR: The Two Towers LOTR: Return Of The King Fight Club The Usual Suspects Memento Swingers Braveheart The Matrix High Fidelity Rocky I and II Evil Dead Evil Dead II: Dead By Dawn The Shawshank Redemption Pulp Fiction American Beauty Donnie Darko BTW, we should totally do a best TV show ever thread

During a Big Show match with RVD... Heyman: "This match isn't fair! The Big Show outweighs RVD by more than 200 pounds!" Ross: "What do you want me to do, make him lose weight?" Heyman: "Hey now, I read the Ross Report."

I've been hearing about this for months and can't wait... Oh, BTW, for the jealous types I am in possesion of 2 Bruce Campbell autographs. For the first one he was at the Tampa Theater talking about his book and he signed it "Come Get Some- Bruce Campbell." A year after that he came to USF and did another talk, this one about horror movies (for Halloween or something) and he signed the book again writing "I mean it!- Bruce Campbell" Really a cool and down to earth guy in person.

A little late with this one, I know, but I had to throw in some more memorable Tarantino gems. Elle: So you wanted to know which R I am feeling more Budd? Regret. Regret that that woman had to die at the hands of a bushwhackin, alki, SCRUB like yourself. She deserved better. Bill: All cockblockery aside.... Bill: Pai Mei taught you the five point palm death blow and you didn't tell me? Beatrix: I know. I'm a bad person. Bill: No, you're not a bad person. In fact, you're my favorite person. You're just a real cunt sometimes. I also wish I had the full transcript of where Budd and the manager of the nude club are debating over Budd's job, but can't remember it right now. Still, that movie fucking owned. Tarantino's best, and that's saying a lot.

1) The Doors 2) Led Zeppelin 3) Pink Floyd 4) Stone Temple Pilots 5) Rage Against The Machine

He made Superman his bitch in The Dark Knight Returns. Also beat Captain America in DC vs. Marvel.

I'd have to say that one of the funniest Onion articles I caught was in one of their books. It was talking about how nobody gave a shit about the Somalia genocide in 1992 because of The Dream Team debuting at the same time in the Olympics. There was something where they asked a guy about Somalia and he trails off into basket ball and is all, "I mean, Michael, Magic and Larry are all starters! And Clyde Drexler is on the bench!"

Since I am the world's #1 Jim Morrison uber-mark, I thought I would share this little gem. Led Zeppelin's "Rock N Roll" is used in all the new Cadillac ads, and the ad slogan is "Break Through". Before this went down, the surviving members of The Doors were offered 15 million dollars each to use the song "Break On Through", and that was to be the slogan of the campaign. This was promptly rejected, as the band only uses their songs in movies due to two of them having been film majors. It sure felt good to know that my favorite band wasn't going to sell out just to pimp some fucking SUV's.