Cheech Tremendous

Can we just beat this thing to death so I can get all the laughs out? I'm dying here.

I don't know if it's sad or great that this thread has been the funniest thing on TSM in months.

.282/.368/.436 The PECOTA joke was in reference to the Angels prediction of 79 wins.

There were a couple of papers picking up on Abreu to the Angels. I guess the Angels FO didn't like those PECOTA projections too much and decided they might want to find a real hitter for their lineup.

Your fantasy sports frighten and confuse me.

Guys, this is hard: you could end up with Willy Aybar!

That's the first time I've seen someone bow out of fantasy sports because it's too hard.

I've been busy, but this is too complicated for me to figure out who's left and ranked where to make a successful pick. It's constant checking and re-checking of past picks and keepers. There has to be a simpler way. Make or steal a list of players. Grab a pen and open the first page of the thread. Mark off each player that has been taken. It takes 10 minutes.

Hint: His name rhymes with Rob Heron.

So this Amare trade talk is everywhere. Will he really be traded before the deadline? If so, where will he end up?

I thought I had it saved on my computer, but no dice. I'll keep looking. EDIT: We'll miss you, little buddy.

In memory of our latest fallen poster

Blue Jays acquired Matt Bush for a player to be named later.

The talent drop-off from this round to next is fairly severe. I think you're really handicapping a player, be it Matt or someone else, by holding out any longer. Someone needs to come in and draft some players that can actually contribute to a team.

The draft's been going on for more than a week and he has failed to make one actual pick. Cut him.

Oh shit, he actually got banned?

Czech was lured back by a possible EHME hanging. Hmmm, maybe hanging was the wrong choice of words.

Oh fuck yes. Post of the year thus far.

The funny thing is, about 50% of the flaming wars I have I'm being baited in... 20% of them are friendly rivals in-which me and the other poster have no personal beef towards each other(i.e. CG, Detox, Byron), and the other 30% is me being a cunt. So stick it up your ass, Screech! And 100% of them suck ass.

But the internet tough guy shtick is stupid. We aren't talking about getting rid of you because you are being mean or tough but because you are annoying as fuck. The whole NHB area of the board is ruined because you like to play up your lame gimmick and draw attention to yourself. No one gives a shit. Let me say it again: no one gives a shit!

It wasn't a B12 shot? I'm shocked.

Surprised no one mentioned that the Pacman Jones era is over in Dallas.

Is Matt Young dead?

Oh shit, Agent, he'll probably challenge you to a fite now. I hope you know what you're getting into.

I really feel like you're overthinking all of this, Dama.