Lt. Al Giardello

I tend to find most of the comments making fun of my incidents funny, unlike yours because you take shit too serious. So do me a favor and shut the fuck up. You suck.

You and everyone else on the internet Yeah no kidding, but I don't usually tend to brag about the good portion of my life on the message board, because no one really gives a shit about that. I only tell the fucked up interesting stuff, that will have people talking. Even if people don't believe the stories(even though they are all pretty much true), people still post in my threads.

Because if you were a bad dad, you would admit to it... right? Yes. Why not? In this freakshow where you have guys ripping off people on ebay, guys telling somebody that his girlfriend's baby isn't his, and so forth, wouldn't being a bad dad fit in TSM like a glove? Fortunately though, that doesn't apply to me. She isn't my girlfriend. Actually it was a Deon/MVP reference. He tried to wreck a relationship by telling the dude that the baby wasn't his. Something like that. Yeah, that was fucked up. Deon is a peice of shit for that.

Sucks at life? Dude you don't even know me. I find it funny how your so quick to judge someone from a message board whom you never met before. It sounds your life is shit. It sounds like your mother didnt raise YOU right. Sure I might act a little immature on a message board, but my life is great. I have a college level education, a great paying job, great friends and family, a nice house, my own car, everything you could imagine. I wonder what kind of witch would raise her dumbass son to judge people from a message board of all things, especially when in reality they have no idea what goes on in their lifes.

Because if you were a bad dad, you would admit to it... right? Yes. Why not? In this freakshow where you have guys ripping off people on ebay, guys telling somebody that his girlfriend's baby isn't his, and so forth, wouldn't being a bad dad fit in TSM like a glove? Fortunately though, that doesn't apply to me. She isn't my girlfriend.

goldengreek doesn't come off as the smartest guy in the world, but he's harmless.

I heard Melvin Guillard use to buy off him.

Bout time you change it, Lance Bass lover.

Marlon Sims got KO'd last night... Ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

Yeah I liked it when Tajiri was a midcarder back in 2001-2002.

I would like to see Tazz return and wrestle on ECW/SD!... I think him and Punk would have great matches.

Once again I really couldn't stand how biased the announcers were for this fight! It reminded me a lot like Ortiz/Griffin. Everytime Cung Le landed one of his weak kicks, the announcers would blow a load, and when Shamrock would land they completely ignored it! It almost does fucking feel like some big bullshit scam. I can't wait to see Yves Edwards submit KJ Noons in June though.

I can't believe none of you guys really mentioned Slapshot... Easily Top 5 sport movie of all time.

I haven't been this hyped for Wrestlemania, since WM21... Almost all the matches have potential to be in the good-great range. Finlay Vs. JBL is going to he a stiff, hard nose brawl. They are going to beat the living shit out of each other. JBL's best work is when he's in a No-DQ slugfest, and Finlay is a very stiff worker. Batista Vs. Umaga should be good. I think Batista is underrated here, he can't carry a bad wrestler to a good match but give him the right opponet and he will produce. Umaga is a good worker as well, he's pretty much in the same boat as Batista. I think their styles mesh well together. The match I'm looking forward to the most, without a shadow of a doubt is MITB VI... With everything surrounding Jeff Hardy it makes it all the more interesting. None of us know what direction the WWE is going go with this match. Jeff Hardy was the dead locked favorite to win this match, but none he's not evening taking part of it. I think the best idea is for MVP to win it. The main events should be good... I thought the WWE did really good job hyping the Triple Threat, but not so well with Taker/Edge. But either way, Taker/Edge will be good, you don't even really have the build up that match. Don't care for BunnyMania. HBK is going to be on his A-Game tonight, and Flair is going to give it his all. Should be a classic match, the atmosphere for it should be amazing. Mayweather/Big Show has the potential to surpass Lawerence Taylor/Bam Bam Bigalow as the best celebrity vs. wrestler match. LOL. Don't really care for the ECW Title, but if Kane wins it, I'll problay be more interested.

You have children don't you? How old were you when you knocked your wife up?

"Did Mike and Simon ever interact with one another here? Simon would have made Mike puke." I don't recall ever interacting with this "MikeSC" character... But I do hear a lot about him.

But she's going to be 1/2 hispanic, so that makes up for it. It's going to be a girl.

Cung lacks one-punch KO power... He landed a lot of kicks, but at the same time not of them really stunned Shamrock at all. I had the fight 1-1 going into the 3rd, and I had a hard time scoring round 3.

Cung Le couldn't crack an egg shell... Although his kicks look fancy, the fact that Cung Le lacks power is going to hurt him in the long run. I think both Robbie Lawler or Scott Smith would KO Cung.

Nigga you don't know me... You talking like I'm some down low bottom crack fiend. I'm a simple person who works the 9-5 like everyone else. I don't start shit with anyone unless they start shit with me. I'm a man or morals and prinicpals (No Paul Gleason). I really don't get what gives you the fucking right to judge me, when you maybe know 1/5th of my life.

This makes it sound like you're the one with a full uterus. Well this is EHME we're talking about here, so it doesn't surprise me if his pussy's hurtin. Cracka, I'm more of a man then you... Nigger, you ain't even half the man that TrannieEclectic is. Shut the fuck up before I get my tiny girlfriend to bash you in the face with a vodka bottle. Then I will proceed to boot your girlfriend in the face, and then kidnap your mother and piss and shit on her.

Haters, what makes you wanna do wrong? (Makes you wanna do wrong?) Just to wake up early, afta hustlin' all night long (Yeh-eh-eh-eh-uhh) Anyway, considering I problay make more money then you Battlenuts, I'm sure I'm well off in taking care of my child. Everyone who knows me, thinks I'm going to be a great parent. I'm great with children, just because I like to fuck around on a message board, it has nothing to do with my parenting skills. Retard.

I got bashed in the face with a 40 pounder... You can't handle that pain, pussy.

I thought the announcers were completely biased tonight towards Cung Le... I thought it was much closer then how the announcers had it. Whenever Shamrock would land, they would completely ignore it, and whenever Le landed they would bust a nut.

I'm coming to Toronto this year... Wanna fite?