Lt. Al Giardello

Most of you have seen my eye in the pictures thread(it black eye is pretty much all gone now), and my sitches in my eyebrow. Anyway it's been a week, and I don't want to go to the docters to take them out. So whats the best way to take them out myself? Please help me out.

My favorite Wire scene of all time... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGknlEWjxZc

You are the Randy Savage in this scenario compared to Marvin and MVP I'd perfer Mr. Perfect or the Million Dollar Man... But Savage was dope, so I'll take it.

Thanks, I got them out.

Hey fuckwads, if I wanted a smart ass answer from you bitches, I asked it in the NHB forum. But this is a legit question, so answer it legit or fuck the fuck off.

So you guys are giving me no chance to win this thing? Fine, fuck yall!

Don't count me out, yo.

Forgive Truthiness, he's not the sharpest knife in the drawer... Anyway...

How about MVP/Douchebags thread where he says he fucked over that girl he wanted, and some other jabroni?

Hello TSM posters... I'm glad you took the time to read the words of a great and powerful poster. The reason I took the time out to address some certain matters, is that there is a tournment taking place. This tournment is based on who is the worst poster here at TSM. Over the course of time here at TSM, we have all encountered horrible posters... Many of them can't not be with us today, due to unfortunate circumstances, but the memory of these posters will live on. For those poster who are considered to be horrible by the intelligent good posters, have all been confined into this tournment to declare who is the worst. And already many of you know that the legenardy EHME is involved in this tournment. Here is my case, on why I should be win this tournment... Over the course of the last few months, I terrorized the posters here at TSM, calling each and eveyone last one of them a derogatory name towards homosexuals. I even went as far as to challenge certain posters to physical confrontations, but no one accepted the challenges, out of fear. When the tournment was suggested and was about to get started, I was thought to be the odds on favorite to win the whole thing. But then THE MAN(Tzar) raised his slave whip and struck down upon me, and put me, the great EHME in a very unfortunate situation. I had no choice but to agree to his terms, or else I would have to join all those many horrible posters who cannot be with us today. Now more recently, the great EHME has no choice but to tone down, stop challenging other posters to physical confrontation, and calling them derogatory homosexual names. Therefore hurting my stock, and possibly putting me out of contention to win the tournment. What I ask of you TSM posters, is to please do not ignore the months in and months out of me, terrorizing the forums and giving you all tough talk. I ask you to REMEMBER the past, and to vote EHME for 2008 TSM Worst Poster... Thank you for your time, everyone!

Unless there's two Rashad's fighting in MMA there's only one showing up which is the one who only drew Tito because of a fence grab and got outstruck by Bisping. Sugar's gonne get murdered somethin' fierce. Chuck has a lot of holes in his stand up that Rashad's handspeed can expose... And Bisping didn't really outstriked Rashad, watch the fight without Rogan and Goldberg blowing their load everytime Bisping would land a shot. Rashad landing quite a bit with his hands, where is Bisping was looking for kicks and knees. And Tito and Chuck are completely different fighters, Rashad is going to approach the Chuck fight differently then he did with Tito. I would take an AV bet with you, but we both know you're not man enough to honor your bets.

Interesting choice... I know everyone is going to count out Rashad, but I think he can take it. He's at his best when everyone is doubting him.

Al can't handle pain... EHME encourages it! Bullshit I can't. Two weeks ago I had a root canal done on my lunch break. Root canal? Thats the best you can do? Get the fuck outta here!

Al can't handle pain... EHME encourages it!

And you in your 20's and balding? You lost, I win...

Don't derail my thread stat geek.

He put Enigmecca in there twice aswell... Just thought I'd throw that out.

I was 9 at the time... Fucking geezers.

Cung Le is going to get his shit pushed in.

But I'm only great in my own mind! Not in everyone elses! Haven't you ever heard of the expression, "legend in his own mind."?

How CAN you forget Hasselback? The only one of Favre's backup to actually do something with his career.

Nope, you still play 2nd fiddle to HTQ... Although you make love to a baseball stat book, atleast you don't have a man crush on David Meltzer.

The Chris Benoit thread...

Homicide: Life on the Street Although it was only a mini series... The Corner was just as good as The Wire IMO.

canadiandestroyer213 Mecca - Get a haircut you fucking hippie... dx1997 truthiness - I really can't stand him. Bruiser_Brody Chazz - Don't know him, have no problem, but I like Brody. Superjerk edgehead69 - He's a tard. MVP Matt Young - I hate both, but too many are voting for Matt Young. KingPK - Boston Bitch. jericholic82 dustinbeaverton - Raz doesn't even post here no more. Razateca Bix Vanhalen - Coin flip. Battlenuts Enigma - Both are tards, but read what I had to say about Mecca, and that is my reason for voting for Enigma pbone majormayhem1 - Another coin flip EHME/Simon Brigante - I gotta keep on MOVING! HOLLA, HOLLA HOLLA! C-Bacon Kawalimus - I'd have a better chance at winning against him TaigaStar UsethesledgehammerUh - Marvin is easily my biggest threat to win this whole thing Marvinisalunatic Cheech Tremendous - Screech sucks. flairfan Cena's Healed Pec - Dude needs to get laid, and stop stalking Meltzer. Illustrious One Downhome Mole - Don't have a problem with either, it was a coin flip.