Lt. Al Giardello

Atleast he didn't say "Jerk, nobody likes it when you post. Just stop posting. Nobody will miss you."

You still haven't answered my question Czech...

Czech, just curious... How long have you been a hockey fan?

MILLLLLLLLER TIME!

TOOL TIME!!!!!!

There's news going around that Mask from Tapout got into a Ferrari accident, and is now dead.

I got 52/54. I forgot

Prime Time!

Wonder who his next fight will be. Possibly Kongo/Hardonk winner? Possibly, Velasquez after he destroys Herring?

Wheelchair Jimmy?

I'd figured they fit you more so... Especially Scott Templeton. Either way Homicide: LOTS is next up.

Pembleton >>>> McNaulty, no doubt.

Into the mind of a Comedy Genius, that brought you such classic hits as "When gay people jog together, do they hold hands?"

I was thinking of changing my name to Mayor Clarence Royce...

Enigma... Also Dandy, how's the pizza?

57/84 on the Nicknames 36/59 on NBA ROTY (I got from 1988-1989 to now right) 39/51 on NFL MVP's (I got from 1983 to now right)

30/41 for 500 NHL Goal Scorers.

Just curious... Where has Dolph Ziggler been?

Explain to me how he was acting "retarded" on the ground before getting punched in the face? Because I seemed to remember as soon as Rashad got him to the ground he landed a punch right away.

This is MMA, not a BJJ contest. Forrest's BJJ is strictly for MMA, and he is great at it. There are not many BJJ Black Belts who can translate their BJJ into MMA as good as Forrest can. Would they smoke Forrest in a BJJ match? Yes. But like I said this isn't a BJJ contest, this is MMA. Look how Forrest was able to outgrapple Jeff Monson, who credential-wise is a much better grappler then Forrest.

Getting punched in the face by someone who hits as hard as Rashad, makes you go "retarded"...

Lyoto's ground game especially off his back is pretty much unproven. Tito almost was able to catch Lyoto in a triangle choke... Plus I can see Lyoto's BJJ in MMA being much better then Forrest Griffin's so I doubt he can throw anything at Evans from the bottom that he hasn't seen before. You don't want someone like Rashad on top of you, who can finish you with a single shot. His ground and pound is nasty.

He didn't directly say that quote, so it doesn't work. Now if I changed my name to Kenard, that will work... But Kenard has better quotables, like calling Namond a "gump".