Lt. Al Giardello

Because I'm god.

Me.

Where are you buddy? I miss you...

MY NIGGA... WHATS UP?

I don't hate you, I got love for you homie. But you tend to know how to push a niggas buttons when he's hungover.

I don't read your dumb posts. I come into this thread just to ridicule you, because you're a dumbass redneck faggot.

From getting taken down, you mexican douchebag.

Are you in hater mood again gary floyd?

Tito also saved himself by grabbing the cage 100 times like a bitch.

Hey Brody, no one gives a shit.

Shut up retard.

Jeff Garlin

Debo

I miss you!

Wanna fite?

Your hobbies consist of taking it up the ass from a mexican janitor.

Yeah, well you lick the asshole of a mexican janitor.

I'm saying that in general, guys in the early-mid 20's don't put on 30 pounds of pure muscle onto already athletic frames. He isn't in his mid 20's, he's pretty much 30.

Shut the fuck up Battlenuts, you fucking faggot. Go take it up the ass from your boyfriend.

Hey Dama, shut the fuck up.

From Gutsy at BK. I'm pretty sure Overeem is like 19-20 in the picture on the left. When Arlovski was the same age, he was approximately 235lbs. Against Nelson, he was 240lbs.. So you're saying people can grow bigger with age? Fuck you Lei Tong, I may be hungover but you need to stop being an uppity cunt. I guess Anderson is juicing as well right? Fuck youuuuuuuu

I have the worst hangover known to mankind. I woke up this morning and got a tounge lashing from my auntie.

I'm shocked there isn't more Wire characters that has been selected. Bodie and Stringer, FTW.

Stringer Bell

I thought of this idea last night... How about we do an actor and actress draft. You draft some of your favorite actors and actresses, similar to the way drafts are done in the past. Would anyone here be down? RULES: - If someone misses atleast 3 picks in a row, they can be replaced. - 12 hour limit, if someone misses the 12 hour limit the poster behind them can draft, and the original poster can make their selection at anytime - 35 Rounds, you can select 30 Actors/Actresses, and 5 Directors - If you finish your selection PM the poster behind you. - Oh yeah no Porn actors, actresses, or directors(that ones for you Milky!) Most importantly, NO BASHING ANOTHER POSTERS SELECTIONS, this isn't a draft about who you think is a better actor, this is more about personal tastes and who YOU like the best, and which actors, actresses, and directors entertain you. 1. Kahran Ramsus - ACTORS/ACTRESSES: Peter O'Toole, Richard Burton, Liam Neeson, Cate Blanchett, Ralph Fiennes, Alec Guinness, Kate Hepburn, Charlton Heston, Steve McQueen, Princess Grace, Clark Gable, Vivien Leigh, Robert Shaw, Robert Mitchum, Gregory Peck, Daniel Craig, Stellan Skarsgård, Telly Savalas, Eva Green, Richard Harris, Stephen Dillane, Judi Dench, Kenneth Branagh, Michael Gambon, Saffron Burrows, Omar Sharif, Bud Abbott, Lou Costello, Olivia De Havilland, Timothy Dalton DIRECTORS: David Lean, Peter Jackson, Peter Weir, Terence Young, Anthony Mann 2. Nighthawk - ACTORS/ACTRESSES: Christina Ricci, Dennis Hopper, Nick Nolte, Bruce Lee, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Crispin Glover, Jeremy Irons, Malcolm McDowell, William H. Macy, Boris Karloff, Chloe Sevigny, Tim Curry, R. Lee Ermey, Josh Brolin, Sam Rockwell, Patricia Arquette, River Phoenix, Jude Law, Fairuza Balk, Errol Flynn, James Spader, Christopher Meloni, James Cagney, Edward G. Robinson, Ellen Page, Emma Watson, Jeff Goldblum, Elvis Presley, Eddie Izzard, Adam West DIRECTORS: Stanley Kubrick, Alfred Hitchcock, David Lynch, David Cronenberg, John Waters 3. Brooklyn Zoo - ACTORS/ACTRESSES: Jack Nicholson, Marlon Brando, Brad Pitt, Edward Norton, Heath Ledger, Val Kilmer, James Dean, Dustin Hoffman, Ed Harris, Jeff Bridges, Gene Wilder, Marilyn Monroe, Jack Lemmon, Charlie Chaplin, Cantinflas, James Caan, Spencer Tracy, Guy Pearce, Antonio Banderas, Giovanni Ribisi, Kevin Bacon, Jane Fonda, Barbra Streisand, Paul Muni, Greg Kinnear, Paz Vega, Carl Weathers, Matthew McConaughey, Michael C. Hall, Adam Sandler DIRECTORS: Christopher Nolan, David Fincher, Francis Ford Coppola, John Schlesinger, Billy Wilder 4. Ravenbomb - ACTORS/ACTRESSES: Robert DeNiro, Monica Bellucci, Ben Kingsley, Ingrid Bergman, Anthony Perkins, Tadanobu Asano, Cary Grant, Jeffrey Combs, Ben Foster, Joseph Gordon Levitt, Claudia Cardinale, Klaus Kinski, Helen Mirren, Maria Schneider, Zooey Deschanel, Omar Epps, Ellen Burstyn, Kirk Douglas, Buster Keaton, Adam Baldwin, Gretchen Mol, Eihi Shiina, Juliette Lewis, J. August Richards, Louise Brooks, Laura Harring, Naomie Harris, Rachel Miner, Keith David, Kiefer Sutherland DIRECTORS: Ingmar Bergman, Werner Herzog, Guillermo Del Toro, Yasujiro Ozu, Elia Kazan 5. EHME ACTORS/ACTRESSES: Denzel Washington, Jennifer Connelly, Mark Wahlberg, Forrest Whitaker, Jada Pinkett Smith, Alec Baldwin, Don Cheadle, Amy Smart, John Turturro, Chris Tucker, Ray Liotta, Angela Bassett, Michael Keaton, Winona Ryder, Martin Lawrence, Tupac Shakur, Matt Dillion, Jason Statham, Penelope Cruz, John Leguizamo, Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje, Chazz Palminteri, Brian J. White, Vincent Price, Dominic West, Jeremy Piven, Zoe Saldana, Mekhi Phifer, Kerry Washington, Andre Braugher DIRECTORS: Spike Lee, John Singleton, Tim Burton, Michael Bay, Brian De Palma 6. foleyfanforever88 ACTORS/ACTRESSES: Matt Damon, Will Smith, Robin Williams, Jim Carey, Rachel McAdams, Sally Field, Mike Myers, Kathy Bates, John Cusack, Jon Lovitz, John Cleese, Joe Pesci, Seth Rogen. Jason Segel, Sasha Baron Cohen, John Goodman, Danny Glover, Keenan Thompson, Geoffrey Rush, Jenna Fischer, Ben Stiller, Seann William Scott, Lacey Chabert, Elisha Cuthbert, Glenn Close, Kevin Dillon, Jeff Daniels, Leslie Mann, Will Friedle, Wayne Knight DIRECTORS: The Farrelly Brothers, Jerry Zucker, Chris Columbus, Steven Spielberg 7. TheOriginalOrangeGoblin ACTORS/ACTRESSES: Morgan Freeman, Robert Downey Jr., Russell Crowe, Eddie Murphy, Mel Gibson, Tim Roth, John Wayne, Henry Fonda, Charles Bronson, Chiwetel Ejiofor, John Travolta, Mickey Rourke, Ving Rhames, James Woods, Ice Cube, Danny DeVito, Lena Olin, Lee Van Cleef, Jean Reno, John Cazale, Eric Roberts, Ossie Davis, Bill Paxton, Walton Goggins, Mark Strong, Michelle Pfeiffer, Steven Seagal, Michael Biehn, Eva Mendes, Michael Madsen DIRECTORS: Clint Eastwood, Curtis Hansen, Paul Schrader, James Cameron, Richard Donner 8. UndertakerHart ACTORS/ACTRESSES: Al Pacino, Christian Bale, Charlize Theron, Jaime Foxx, Keanu Reeves, Michael Caine, Bruce Willis, Aaron Eckhart, Sylvester Stallone, Oded Fehr, Terry O'Quinn, Hugh Laurie, Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, Nicolas Cage, Mira Sorvino, Nicole Kidman, Michael Emerson, John Candy, Gwyneth Paltrow, Michael Chiklis, Jackie Chan, Kevin Nash, Alfred Molina, Robert Englund, James Earl Jones, Mary-Louise Parker, William Shatner, Hulk Hogan, Robert Patrick, Hugh Jackman DIRECTORS: Oliver Stone, J.J. Abrams, John Carpenter, John McTiernan, Ed Wood 9. mellowmournful ACTORS/ACTRESSES: Gary Oldman, Helena Bonham-Carter, Kevin Spacey, Peter Sellers, Willem Dafoe, Sir Ian McKellen, Audrey Hepburn, Joe Pantoliano, Sean Penn, Paul Giamatti, Peter Sarsgaard, Uma Thurman, Jennifer Jason Leigh, Casey Affleck, Chris Cooper, Isaiah Washington, Michael Ironside, Eric Stoltz, Sid Haig, Kelly MacDonald, Timothy Carey, Kevin Corrigan, Edward Furlong, Nia Long, Anna Paquin, Aaliyah, Kurt Russell, Rosario Dawson, Peter Stormare, Bruce McCulloch DIRECTORS: The Coen Brothers, Orson Welles, Terry Gilliam, Robert Altman, Tobe Hooper 10. BlackFlagg ACTORS/ACTRESSES: Leonardo DiCaprio, Anthony Hopkins, Selma Hayek, Bill Murray, Alan Rickman, Meryl Streep, Sidney Poitier, Christopher Walken, Harvey Keitel, Tommy Lee Jones, Laurence Olivier, Rachel Weisz, Powers Boothe, Ken Watanabe, Jodie Foster, Idris Elba, Kevin Kline, Jeffrey Jones, William Sadler, Tom Berenger, Thandie Newton, Jay Karnes, Christopher Lee, Asia Argento, Peter Cushing, Leslie Nielsen, Halle Berry, Billy Bob Thornton, Gary Sinise, Michael Rooker DIRECTORS: Martin Scorsese, Mel Brooks, Roman Polanski, Cecil B. DeMille, Mario Bava 11. Next USC #55 ACTORS/ACTRESSES: Daniel Day-Lewis, Tom Cruise, Viggo Mortensen, Sean Connery, Javier Bardem, Robert Redford, Paul Newman , James Stewart, Humphrey Bogart, Tom Wilkinson, Martin Landau, Max von Sydow, Yul Brynner, Scott Glenn, Ewan McGregor, Jeffrey Donovan, Rutger Hauer, James Coburn, Patrick Stewart, Kevin Costner, Tim Robbins, Bela Lugosi, Claude Rains, Jonathan Pryce, Damian Lewis, John Krasinski, Terrence Howard, Richard Pryor, Vincent D'Onofrio, Bo Derek DIRECTORS: Paul Thomas Anderson, John Ford, John Huston, William Wyler, Frank Capra 12. Swarley ACTORS/ACTRESSES: Samuel L. Jackson, David Chappelle, Angelina Jolie, Laurence Fishburne, Anthony Anderson, Adam Brody, Wesley Snipes, Ryan Reynolds, Steve Carell, Anna Faris, Jessica Alba, Milo Ventimiglia, Neil Patrick Harris, Cillian Murphy, Ryan Gosling, Kristen Bell, Marlon Wayans, Michael Clarke Duncan, Will Ferrell, Michael Rosenbaum, Martin Sheen, Tom Welling, Demi Moore, Missy Peregrym, Cuba Gooding Jr., Queen Latifah, Josh Hartnett, Johnny Depp, Shannyn Sossamon, Justin Timberlake DIRECTORS: Quentin Tarantino, Ivan Reitman, David Zucker, Judd Apatow, Robert Rodriguez 13. Obi Chris Kenobi ACTORS/ACTRESSES: Tom Hanks, Robert Duvall, George Clooney, Meg Ryan, Clive Owen, Harrison Ford, Simon Pegg, John Malkovich, Scarlet Johnasson, Gene Hackman, Oliver Reed, Joaquin Phoenix, Emile Hirsch, Jamie Bell, Bob Hoskins, Sigorny Weaver, Orlando Bloom, Colin Farrell, Michael J. Fox, Sandra Bullock, Hugh Grant, Kate Winslet, Peirce Brosnon, David Tennant, Colin Salmon, Guy Ritchie, James Cromwell, Richard Dreyfuss, Jack Black, Ray Winston, Catherine Zeta-Jones DIRECTORS: Steven Soderbergh, Danny Boyle, Ron Howard, Edgar Wright 14. Gosunkugi ACTORS/ACTRESSES: Toshiro Mifune, Philip Seymour Hoffman, Natalie Portman, Steve Buscemi, Benicio del Toro, Amy Ryan, Takashi Shimura, James Franco, Peter Lorre, Stanley Tucci, Ben Affleck, Woody Harrelson, Mos Def, Michael Douglas, Daniel Dae Kim, Michael K. Williams, Tilda Swinton, Mark Ruffalo, Jason Lee, Janeane Garofalo, Jason Schwartzman, Takeshi Kitano, J.K. Simmons, Caroline Dhavernas, Joseph Cotten, Lew Ayres, Owen Wilson, Keiko Awaji, Chiaki Kuriyama, Parker Posey DIRECTORS: Akira Kurosawa, Kevin Smith, Sidney Lumet, Michael Mann, Wes Anderson