Lt. Al Giardello

*pats himself on the back*

How's it going man? Who's your favorite wrestler?

Pwn'd

Jingus is so hot, I'd turn into a fucking faggot for him.

Angle-plex, why are you ignoring me?

It Ain’t Rockin’ In Me, Patient Black He’s Busted Attack, It Ain’t Rockin’ In Me, Let Me Bust A Freestyle Then, Aight Then {Shake It Up} [shake It Up In The Club, Do It Girl Like You’re Making Love] {Get Love} [Hands Up In The Air, Wave ‘Em Like You Just Don’t Care] {Spread Love} [it’s The Brooklyn Way, Pass The Moet And The Alizé] {Tear It Up} [it’s What I Wanna Do When I’m Loving You] Mmm, To My Surprise, I Can’t Believe My Eyes You Look So Hot, You’re Making My Temperature Rise Your Sexy Body’s Got Me Wishing For Your Loving, Something’s Kissing Yeah Boo, I Could Say I Want To Play But Here’s What I Wanna Do {I Wanna Drive You Crazy} Wanna Drive You Crazy {We’ll Be Ridin’ On The Scene} Ride Ride {Won’t You Be My Lady} Won’t You Be My Lady {Kill That Attitude} Kill That Attitude, Baby {Shake It Up} [shake It Up In The Club, Do It Girl Like You’re Making Love] Shake It, Mama {Get Love} [Hands Up In The Air, Wave ‘em Like You Just Don’t Care] Up In The Air, Don’t Care, Don’t Care {Spread Love} [it’s The Brooklyn Way, Pass The Moet And The Alizé] Pass The Moet And The Alizé {Tear It Up} [it’s What I Wanna Do When I’m Loving You] It’s What I Wanna Do When I’m Loving You I Can Tell You’re Too Afraid To Fight Me Simple Because You Lost The Crowd And They Had To Invite Me Because Your Sweat Is A Puddle But There’s A Puddles Of Sweat, I’m A Threat So Get A Cold, Wrecker Wipe Your Neck And Clean The Dirt Off Your Face That Cause Acne It’s Ridiculous Thinking A Chick Attacked Me This Is The Round Where They Punch To A Goal And To Your AGAD Is As Low As A Flow The Perfect Size, I Love Your Roomy Thighs Your Lightened Top, You Got Me Hypnotised, I Want To Run Debut At The Eiffel Tower And I’ll See You In About An Hour To Make That A Bet You Won’t Regret Coz Here’s What I’m Gonna Do {I Wanna Drive You Crazy} Sugar Sugar {We’ll Be Ridin’ On The Scene} Lady Ride Ride {To Be My Lady} To Be My Lady {Kill That Attitude} Kill That Attitude, Baby {Shake It Up} [shake It Up In The Club, Do It Girl Like You’re Making Love] Shake It Up In The Club, Making Love {Get Love} [Hands Up In The Air, Wave ‘em Like You Just Don’t Care] Hands Up In The Air, Don’t Care, Don’t Care, Yeah {Spread Love} [it’s The Brooklyn Way, Pass The Moet And The Alizé] Moet And The Alizé {Tear it up} [it’s What I Wanna Do When I’m Loving You] Gonna Do, Loving You, Yooouuu Yeah Yeah Gonna Do, I’m Gonna Do Man, What Chu Gonna Do Now? {I Wanna Drive You Crazy} {We’ll Be Ridin’ On The Scene} {To Be My Lady} To Be Miiine {Kill That Attitude} Kill That Attitude, Baby {Shake It Up} [shake It Up In The Club, Do It Girl Like You’re Making Love] Shake It Up In The Club, Making Love {Get Love} [Hands Up In The Air, Wave ‘em Like You Just Don’t Care] Hands Up In The Air, Yeah Yeah {Spread Love} [it’s The Brooklyn Way, Pass The Moet And The Alizé] Brooklyn Way, Alize {Tear It Up} [it’s What I’m Gonna Do When I’m Loving You] Gonna Do, Loving You, Yeah {Shake It Up} [shake It Up In The Club, Do It Girl Like You’re Making Love] Shake It Up In The Club, Making Love, Ooh {Get Love} [Hands Up In The Air, Wave ‘em Like You Just Don’t Care] Just, Just Don’t {Spread Love} [it’s The Brooklyn Way, Pass The Moet And The Alizé] Brooklyn Way, Yeah {Tear It Up} [it’s What I Wanna Do When I’m Loving You] Yeah {Shake It Up} [shake It Up In The Club, Do It Girl Like You’re Making Love] {Get Love} [Hands Up In The Air, Wave ‘em Like You Just Don’t Care] {Spread Love} [it’s The Brooklyn Way, Pass The Moet And The Alizé] Yeah Yeah Love You {Tear It Up} [it’s What I Wanna Do When I’m Loving You] Gonna Do, Loving You, You, Yooouuu

I Wanna Drive You Crazy} Wanna Drive You Crazy {We’ll Be Ridin’ On The Scene} Ride Ride {Won’t You Be My Lady} Won’t You Be My Lady {Kill That Attitude} Kill That Attitude, Baby

I'm delcaring jihad on your pussy

Who the fuck are you, faggot?

We don't like you to!

Add me on AIM Ortonsault if you have it. My AIM is toryndapostaboy, or if you have facebook PM me. I'd hate to lose contact with you!

Peter Z even said so himself.

He dressed up as Mary Jane for halloween.

All queers like Bette Midler

I know 1st hand.

He even said so himself

Let the countdown begin.

.... Men! Muwahahahahah

There ya go!

Which is self loathing for him.