UZI Suicide

Marion Barber is such a hoss. Why do they even bother with that dipshit Julius Jones.

Has John Norris ever come out of the closet? Because that guy is just FLAMING.

Damn, tough loss for Buffalo. Denver completes a pass with 16 seconds left, no timeouts, clock is ticking, FG team rushes on the field and kicks the game winning FG in the span of about 8 seconds.

LOL @ Jay Cutler. He's obviously learned a lot from Jake Plummer. Gotta love the "throw the football across the field behind the line of scrimmage where nobody is standing" pass. Smart of Selvin Young to run over and kick it out of bounds.

Hah. Crowd goes nuts when Kellen Clemens comes in. I really like Clemens.

Rumor has it that she was only 16 when those pics were taken. *looks around* FAP FAP FAP

Jake Locker is badass. I think the Huskies are back.

THURSDAY Oregon State SATURDAY Northwestern Nebraska Oklahoma Alabama Michigan Washington Georgia Missouri North Carolina Texas Western Michigan LSU Arizona State Tiebreak #1: How many total points will be scored in the Virginia Tech/LSU game? 30 Tiebreak #2: How many passing yards will Texas' Colt McCoy have against TCU? 250

I'm surprised Naitch would even be in this situation considering how close he is with Triple H.

Matt Kemp is not human. I can't believe SD signed Brett Tomko. They've had him before, they know how this story ends. I don't understand how he keeps getting chances.

I like saying pbone out loud.

Tonight a new tag team, Cryme Tyme, will be introduced to the RAW audience. In an effort to humor and entertain our fans the tag team known as Cryme Tyme will be parodying racial stereotypes. Shad Gaspard and JTG do outlandish, outrageous "stunts" to ready themselves for tag team action on RAW. This attempt at Saturday Night Live-like humor is bound to entertain audiences of all ethnic derivations. We hope you enjoy the weekly adventures of Cryme Tyme.

I think they'll be hired back before the end of the year.

I think Vince's son is going to be Jesus Christ, meaning Vince McMahon is in fact God. I'm totally serious. I think this will happen.

I don't agree that it was the receivers. They've been fine aside from Ausburry's end zone drop. Booty looked like shit tonight. A lot of throws over the head, behind and in front of his intended receiver (that's no surprise, I think Booty sucks). Of course, the play calling is pretty conservative too.

App State is fucking dumb. Have the ball with six minutes left and go three and out, passing on all three downs. Run the clock out, dumbasses.

Shit, App St. is practically begging them to come back and win this.

yeah Zachary Allen - Candyman

Five star thread.

Would it really be that hard? Girls put hundreds of pictures of themselves all over their MySpace/Facebook/Insert Gay Social Networking site here these days.

I still have trouble believing the person in the pictures Leena posted was the person who actually posted at this forum. The idea of a woman that looks like that being so addicted to a forum like this is far fetched. That's not to say good looking women can't and don't hang out with derelicts like us, but it's a bit of a long shot.

I REALLY want to see how WWE handles this on TV. With the news blurb on their website and the names of those involved on pretty much every major news website, it would be impossible for them to ignore it. I wonder if Vince just comes out at the beginning and list the guys suspended? As crazy as it may sound, that is probably the best way to do it.

Is this going to make any difference in American Soccer? I don't follow the sport at all but I know at least in L.A., I've heard more about soccer in the last month than I have in the last five years. I can admit that it's at least made me interested - I'll probably watch his first few Galaxy games and then go from there if I'm still into it. Is he really going to "save" soccer in America or what?

THURSDAY Oregon State FRIDAY Washington SATURDAY Colorado Connecticut Virginia Georgia Tech Boston College Mississippi Arizona Georgia Kansas Purdue Tennessee UTEP Tiebreak #1: How many total points will be scored in the Tennessee/California game? 49 Tiebreak #2: How many receiving yards will Oklahoma State's Adarius Bowman have against Georgia? 96

maybe he was busy bathing off of St. Bart's with spider monkeys for the past two weeks, tripping on acid.