UZI Suicide

Why are Shawn Michaels and Randy Orton yelling? They're right in front of each other.

hehe.. she said... Wood.

I hope Cade and Murdoch are actually getting a push and that wasn't done only to bury Carlito.

That robe Flair is wearing right now is actually one of the best looking ones he's ever had.

What a shittacular main event.

Just saw during the Yankees/Twins game that Wednesday's Boston/Seattle game on ESPN is gonna be Dice K vs. Felix Hernandez. That game is going to rule.

Pretty good episode, a lot of people on other boards seem to be hating on it but I don't understand why. It was fine, although I can't say I like the addition Carla Gugino (although, I do like her breasteses) because I don't really think there's a need for a "female Ari" and already in the first episode she proved too incompetent to keep Ari away from Vince and he's already weasled his way back "in".

Well, her name IS tattooed on his neck.

Did Faith No More ever do a studio recording of "We Care a Lot" with Mike Patton on vocals?

Well, honestly, they weren't that far off...

Someone here suggested it could be him introducing a new stable of young developmental guys (maybe the "new hart foundation" that was reported a while back?) which would rule.

Album sounds incredible. I'm loving "Capital G" and "God Given"

Whoever is serious about Miz should be taken out back and beaten into a bloody pulp.

Whoever booked Miz beating Benoit should be taken out back and beaten into a bloody pulp.

Noah's mom is a total MILF.

I love how the crowd is totally quiet for everything in this match except to boo when Lashley gets on offense.

A totally heatless main event. What a great way to cap off the post-Wrestlemania edition of RAW.

Just what this show was missing - a Melina promo.

Oh what a shitty main event. Who wants to see that?

I'm glad they're doing this now. I was afraid bald Vince's debut would be the main event interview.

WWE - don't fuck this up by throwing Orton in the mix. It worked last year when you inserted Edge in with HHH/Cena, but Edge doesn't suck.

Do we really need the Hardy's as tag champs?

HBK rules.

There's nobody in this ring aside from HBK/Cena I can see winning except the Hardyz or London and Kendrick, which would be fine if they unify the belts.