UZI Suicide

What the fuck is the point of this shit.

Please turn heel, Shawn. I'm going to puke if this turns into a "mutual respect" speech.

Cena vs. Khali. I can't wait.

Yeah I'm glad I didn't miss out on those lights. My $50 was well spent afterall. There's always gonna be negative people like you that shit on everything. Unfortunately for you, you feel that spending the $50 was a waste. Sucks to be you. Yes, because I didn't like tonight's PPV that means I shit on everything

Yeah I'm glad I didn't miss out on those lights. My $50 was well spent afterall.

They built up the STFU for over half the match? They had Cena trying to lock it on in what, ONE fucking sequence in the match before he got it and HBK grabbed the ropes? The F-U was the move being built up all match long; HBK escaped the F-U at LEAST five or six times in total in the match. The move was applied as horribly as always. I'm watching the match again right now. Cena twists his body but HBK's is still flat on the mat. It looks as shitty as it ever does. The fact that it's become the most "dangerous" move in wrestling is a fucking joke. The last ten minutes of the match were pretty nice, but it wasn't anything special, it was just your basic WWE main event "let's escape and kick out of each other's finishers 500 times" with a little bit of a twist to it. Taking into account the horrible first 10-15 minutes of the match, all in all it was pretty much ass with an ending not many people wanted to see.

How can anyone above the age of 10 or without a vagina like that match?

Gay.

Well, they've both kicked out of each other's finishers. Still waiting for a HHH run-in. Doubt it will happen though.

Ugh.

Err, nevermind, maybe he'll tap to the STFU

HBK's already gotten out of three F-U attempts, once Cena hits it he's probably winning.

Superkick attempt, let me guess.. Cena ducks, hits FU.

Well, this match sucks ass so far. What the hell are they doing?

Michaels has some shades of 97 heel HBK peeking through here. I'm loving it so far.

HBK has got to be liking this, he's usually on the other end of the "Babyface gets booed by smark crowd" stick.

That was amazingly gay.

What a waste of time.

Why do wrestlers use Wrestlemania to debut the dumbest fucking outfits imaginable?

Austin stunned Trump! LMAO

We all know how this story ends. Kick-Wham-Stunner, Lashley pins Umaga.

SHANE TERMINATOR!!!

Let me guess - Vince runs away after the match and they shave Shane's head.

WE LOVE YOU BOBBY. DONT WE LOVE BOBBY.

The entrances and stuff for Vince-Trump is probably going to take 30-45 minutes and another 10 or so in the actual haircutting segment, and I'm sure Cena and HBK will have big entrances too.