UZI Suicide

Hasn't that storyline already been used? That would be stupid in this situation anyway.

Don't see much Smackdown, huh?

He gets pissy because the Pats did the "lights out" dance? Big fuckin deal. Everytime a QB gets sacked by Shawn Merriman he does it, and you don't see them pouting and whining about how he's classless for doing it. Tomlinson needs to grow a pair. It's amazing how a guy gets more pissed about another guy dancing on his team's logo than he does about team choking the game away.

Tomlinson was acting like a little bitch at the end of the game. Get off the field, ya pussy.

No need to link that board here. It's pretty much generally accepted around the 'net that DVDVR is full of complete fucking morons.

New Edge T-Shirt poll.. Who comes up with this shit? The slogans on the shirt are bad enough, then you add in the fact that they spelled LEWD incorrectly on all the shirts, and spelled tattooed wrong on the last two shirts.

Buckethead's tribute to Ol' Dirty Bastard - guarenteed to be the weirdest thing you watch today. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxJBr9PmiUE

I love Jerry Springer. They had an episode today with this homeless black guy who had been in and out of jail three times and not seen his family in nine years. He had a great exchange with Steve the security guard who was guest hosting. Steve: "Don't you ever dream about a better life? Waking up in your own bed in your own house?" Homeless guy: "Man the only thing I worry about is that someone don't throw a brick at my head when I'm tryin' to sleep."

Chris Jericho as he currently appears.

Ha ha. Fuck him. http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,242983,00.html

Becks isn't what he once was but he's far and away better than everyone in MLS. It will be like a Soccer coach playing against a bunch of 10 year old's on his AYSO team. I doubt it will make Soccer huge in America, but it will definitely bring it some popularity. If people can get excited about Golf, people can get excited about Soccer.

I thought Dominic Purcell of Prison Break fame is the star..I could be wrong. The Serial killer isn't the crocodile though, from what I've read. Fine. The scariest thing about this movie is the fact that Orlando Jones is in it.

Shit like this is exactly why we need a playoff. Nobody knows what would happen. It seems like every national title game has a team that is a dead on stone cold lock to win and nobody gives the other team a chance to win. 2002 Miami was a team full of NFL players who were going to wipe the field with the "slow and overrated" Ohio State who struggled to defeat every opponent they played. Ohio State won. 2004 Oklahoma is supposed to be the greatest team ever led by all-everything freshman Adrian Peterson and returning Heisman winner Jason White, they proceed to get assraped by USC in the title game. 2005 USC is the new greatest team ever with the greatest offense ever. They get beat by Texas. 2006 Boise State over Oklahoma and Florida over Ohio State, both teams weren't given a chance in hell of winning by any fans or anyone in the media. I realize Boise State is a lot less likely to pull off the upset than teams I listed from previous years, but we don't know - maybe they would. We'll never know though, because this system is a piece of shit. Who besides you know who thought Oklahoma was the greatest team ever? Oklahoma was picked by more people, but it was hardly a monumental upset. ESPN ran segments asking whether Oklahoma was the greatest team ever. I remember it vividly.

I thought it was Stephanie McMahon.

Shit like this is exactly why we need a playoff. Nobody knows what would happen. It seems like every national title game has a team that is a dead on stone cold lock to win and nobody gives the other team a chance to win. 2002 Miami was a team full of NFL players who were going to wipe the field with the "slow and overrated" Ohio State who struggled to defeat every opponent they played. Ohio State won. 2004 Oklahoma is supposed to be the greatest team ever led by all-everything freshman Adrian Peterson and returning Heisman winner Jason White, they proceed to get assraped by USC in the title game. 2005 USC is the new greatest team ever with the greatest offense ever. They get beat by Texas. 2006 Boise State over Oklahoma and Florida over Ohio State, both teams weren't given a chance in hell of winning by any fans or anyone in the media. I realize Boise State is a lot less likely to pull off the upset than teams I listed from previous years, but we don't know - maybe they would. We'll never know though, because this system is a piece of shit.

The scariest thing about this movie is the fact that Orlando Jones is the star of it.

*stands up and claps*

Khali's matches are fabulous. *Punch* <raises arms> ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! *Toss into the corner* <raises arms> ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! *Clothesline* <raises arms> ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! *Judo chop* <raises arms> ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! *Choke slam* <raises arms> ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

If he remains on the board at 16? Anyone who takes Troy Smith in the first round is a total dumbshit. Same for just about any round on the first day. The guy is too short to play QB in the NFL - if he does he'll probably have a Seneca Wallace-esque career.

Let's hope not. I have to agree with that poster in the other thread about HBK paying HHH payback by saying HE DROPPED the ball this time and DX is done and he guns for Cena's title. Cena/Umaga will not be the WM main event. Vince won't do that for Mania. They pushed the feud from SummerSlam for the same reason why they won't have it at the big show. Umaga just isn't that type of ppv challenger. They used Federline and the streak to get him heat. Now, that is sort of gone now with Cena beating him. Now that absolutely makes the most sense and is a WM caliber main event. Doubt it will happen though.

Well, you know what to expect by this time next year. IT'S A BEAUTIFUL DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

That RKO/DX match was absolutely horrendous, after Trips hurt himself, none of them had any idea what to do.

Hey guys, be sure to pick up the kewl new DX shirt..

The Romo hate is gonna get strong, but fact is this team wouldn't be in the playoffs without him. There's a lot of people to blame for tonight - Romo gets some blame obviously, but so does Terry Glenn for his colossal fuckup, as does Roy Williams for being the most inept coverage safety in the NFL. Jerry Jones should just fire Parcells before he even gets on the plane. Tonight's game was a microcosm of the entire "Tuna era" in Dallas - heartbreaking losses, colossal fuckups, unbelievable chokejobs and coming up short in the biggest games.

AUTOMATICA!!!!!!!!!!