UZI Suicide

I don't even know what to say about JD Drew. The stats say that he's an elite player. As someone who has watched nearly every game he played the past two seasons, he is so fuckin' NOT an elite player. A true enigma, but I guarentee you'll despise him if your team signs him, then at the end of the year you'll be like, "how did he get those stats? he didn't do shit this year"

BEST. OFFSEASON. EVER. I heard this rumor on the radio the other day but I never honestly thought it would happen. There's no team out there dumb enough to pay Drew what he was going to get the next three years. Good fuckin riddance.

FRIDAY Western Michigan SATURDAY Minnesota Purdue Wisconsin Arkansas Iowa State Pittsburgh Miami Nebraska Arizona State Oregon State Florida State USC Tiebreak #1: How many total points will be scored in the Tennessee/Arkansas game? 40 Tiebreak #2: How many passing yards will Oregon's Dennis Dixon have against USC? 323

Jack played right into the Other's hands. Kate kept telling him she can't leave the island because she really CAN'T. She knows they're on a separate island and there's nowhere for her to run, but Jack doesn't know that.

Did RHCP play Venice Queen?

Kanye West, proving that cocaine, booze and a small brain don't mix.

Did you guys see Britney on Letterman last night? She's dropped the weight.

So I guess K-Fed is now K-Hungry. HEY NOW.

LMAO

Romo TD pass to Terrell Owens. 19-12 Cowboys.

THURSDAY West Virginia FRIDAY Air Force SATURDAY Minnesota Wisconsin Texas Tech Nebraska Iowa State Tulsa Tennessee Arizona State Boston College Arkansas Oklahoma Virginia Tech Tiebreak #1: How many total points will be scored in the LSU/Tennessee game? 35 Tiebreak #2: How many rushing yards will Arkansas' Darren McFadden have against South Carolina? 129

HEY Mole, show Mike this thread - http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/index.php?showtopic=82678

That's a loaded question. The short answer is no, I don't really have time to explain the long answer.

Hate is a strong word, but he REALLY REALLY REALLY DOESN'T LIKE YOU.

I was just talking about this with my history professor the other day. Aside from the fact that the re-design looks horrible, the story quality is just in the shitter, and they've canned a lot of good reporters due to the cost cutting they've done. They just spent the last three days doing a fuckin' three part series on this gay couple that have been trying to have a baby. I'm no homophobe, but who fuckin' cares? There's a lot more important issues in California than whether or not these two can have a kid. But yeah, Plaschke blows.

Make no mistake about it, Sensei John Kreese is CALLIN' YOU OUT.

I was going back and forth reading this thread and comments that don't warrent a thread in WWE and I just noticed it, dunno why. Yeah, so..now that we've gotten that awkward string of posts out of the way, let's get back to the topic at hand.. um, leena's a cunt!@

Odd little man guy? Why did you add the guy at the end? You're strange.

This buttertoaster fella types in all lower case in the Chocolate Socket, but capitalizes the letters at the beginning of his sentences when he posts in other forums. What an odd little man.

You lied.

TJ Simers is the worst because he has run his gimmick straight into the ground. Plaschke is horrible, but you have to be retarded to write some of the shit he writes, so I'm going to give him a pass based off his apparent mental retardation.

And I'm going to say again, no and my reason is this. If someone brings pot into my car, I'm going to try my damnest to not get pulled over because I don't want, myself, the person who brought the drugs, or my car being searched, because lets face it, a cop won't pull me over and search my car if i'm actually driving good, unless the cop is being a dick. Now if someone brought something into my car and I did something while driving to put myself and the other person in position for me to get pulled over and for us to get searched, then I did something wrong while driving that put me and the other person in position to get my car searched. In my views, having pot in your possesion is not putting yourself in a position to get caught by the police, but doing something stupid or getting caught in a speed trap with drugs on you is what puts you in position to get caught by the police. Hopefully that makes sense. Having weed while you're driving is putting you in a position to get caught. Just like having unprotected sex without a hooker is putting yourself in a position to get AIDS. If you don't want to get caught with weed in your car, don't have weed in your car.

Dude, the fucking question is does having drugs in your car put you in a position to get caught? It's not rocket science. If you have drugs in your car, you are giving yourself a good shot of getting caught with them if you get pulled over for something, ANYTHING. He can smoke all the weed he wants, but don't be stupid enough to do it in your car (I don't know if he was literally smoking while he drove, but the officer said he smelled the weed on them)

Smoking weed while driving and having drugs in your car DOESN'T put you in a position to get caught by police?

Having drugs with you in the car and smoking weed while driving is fucking stupid and puts him in the position to get caught.