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Larry Johnson just fumbled the ball over to Denver at like the 10 yard line. Keep screwing my fantasy team you little cunt.

Bill Maas is the worst color commentary guy in the NFL. He jizzes himself everytime an offensive lineman makes even a halfway decent play.

As a Cowboys fan, let me just say.. Go GIANTS.

exactly. especially when they almost made it to the superbowl with that combination. and people explain your rationale, aside from favoritism, of putting the atlanta falcons (who didn't make the playoffs last year) over the chicago bears? please loaded glove. you are the expert. explian it to poor old me. Who cares who made the playoffs last year? Chicago didn't make the playoffs in 2004, but they got there last year. Atlanta has looked really impressive so far, as they've already defeated two playoff teams from last season (and from their own divison, no less). I don't put them above Chicago though, if I said that before it was a typo, I think they're on about the same level right now.

Nice TD pass by the Saints.

I'm not having any difficulty with it at all, I just think it's stupid to pick a favorite after two weeks and then totally disregard all the other teams in the conference. What I am having difficulty with is your dumbass reasoning. "Team A beat Team B worse than Team C beat them, so Team A is clearly better" no. bears offense last year = weak with horrible qb. bears defense last year = amazing. bears = nfc championship game. ---- bears offense this year = much improved with healthy qb. bears defense = amazing. bears = strong favorites to win nfc championship. not all that hard. no bullshit reasoning. Hey, their offense will probably improve, but like I said above they did this against Detriot last year too. I'm not ready to put them above Carolina or Seattle yet, or even Atlanta. I'd like to see them beat Seattle.

Chicago blew out Detroit last year in Week 2 also.

I'm not having any difficulty with it at all, I just think it's stupid to pick a favorite after two weeks and then totally disregard all the other teams in the conference. What I am having difficulty with is your dumbass reasoning. "Team A beat Team B worse than Team C beat them, so Team A is clearly better" no.

You can pick whoever you want as a favorite, but when you say, "to say otherwise is pure folly", at this point in the season it's fucking ridiculous, especially with the reasoning you used. An argument can be made for plenty of teams to be the "favorite" in the NFC or AFC based off of two games.

I will acknowledge them as a favorite in the NFC, because I can't say that they are better than Carolina with a healthy Steve Smith. There's also Atlanta - and Dallas and Washington will also be much better than they showed in week 1.

It's Week 2. what are you talking about? i said they're the favorites. i didn't say they would win. idiot. ya, ya, the eagles fans are crawling out of the wood work. kinda fitting that carlito is a fan. Only an idiot would declare who the favorite is after most teams have only played 1 or 2 games.

Hah, Chris Gamble is an idiot. Took a punt return and tried to be fancy and throw a lateral across the field to a teammate who wasn't looking, Vikings get it at like the 20 yardline.

It's Week 2.

Mike Belotti is a total moron. WHY ON EARTH would you put in Brady Leaf when Dennis Dixon is owning Oklahoma's defense? Oregon deserves to lose for having that tool as their head coach.

This LSU-Auburn game is unbelievably boring. Penn State is up 3-0 on Youngstown State going into Halftime.

Illinois Michigan State Notre Dame Louisville Oregon LSU Texas Tech Mississippi Memphis Florida State USC Florida Colorado State Tiebreak #1: How many total points will be scored in the Oklahoma/Oregon game? 38 Tiebreak #2: How many receiving yards will USC's Dwayne Jarrett have against Nebraska? 110

No offense, but you're a moron. Most pro wrestlers are probably the guy who fucked all the hot girls in school. That has absolutely nothing to do with the fact that he's an untalented douchebag.

Drew Bledsoe can choke on a fucking dick. And so can Bill Parcells.

The refs in this Cowboys-Jags game are smoking some good shit. Reggie Williams completely rapes Anthony Henry on a TD catch by grabbing his jersey and throwing him down - no call. Then Jason Witten barely pushes off (a push off that every WR in the league does on every play and never gets called) on a TD catch and it gets called.

Just get rid of this guy already. He's totally worthless and it's just one fuck up after another with him.

"Hate is a strong word but I really really really dislike you" I don't even know what this song is called, but that is the chorus. I hear it all the time on the radio now. It is abysmal.

I would wear #3 or #4 if I were straight edge and not embarassed to wear wrestling shirts in public.

THURSDAY Boise State SATURDAY Mississippi Notre Dame Clemson Tulsa Colorado State UAB California SMU Georgia New Mexico Ohio State Texas Tech Oregon Tiebreak #1: How many total points will be scored in the Penn State/Notre Dame game? 35 Tiebreak #2: How many passing yards will Ohio State's Troy Smith have against Texas? 170

YEAH!!!!!!!!!!

Boy, those Bingo halls are a lot bigger than they used to be.