UZI Suicide

Man, Vince was right, that bitch does have the worst possible timing.

Vince will reach into the womb and tear out the fetus with his bare hands.

Yes, because all major angles begin at house shows. They did it because HHH wasn't there. It was a one night thing.

Not surprising at all.

The odd thing is this could still end up being one of the best PPV's of the year. Finlay/Regal will be excellent, Booker/Rey will be excellent, Pitbulls/London & Kendrick will probably be awesome, Show/Taker could be a decent bloodbath/brawl, and there's a Super Crazy/Psicosis match right?

Anyone want to play online on PS2? My name online is DoubleWingT

Oh shit, I thought Hawk34 was that "JHawk" guy who used to do RAW reports for the main site. Carry on.

Imagine how weird it is to be the actor in that scene. I mean, what do you do if you pop a boner while simulating the rape of a 12-year-old.

Having a 20 team league is kind of dumb. There's going to be a bunch of people with starters that aren't actually starters in real life.

Brad Pitt is kidnapped!!

I'm in as 2Deep.

On the 40 yard dash, I used a spoon to tap X really fast and I ran a 4.34

They should keep Mikey as a singles male cheerleader. His facial expressions are awesome.

The new kicking meter SUX.

I just threw up in my mouth.

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SNME just ended here on the west coast. Man, Edge was made to look like a total bitch tonight.

Looks like the Batista/Mark Henry dream match is just not meant to happen

I don't think Edge is ever going to defeat John Cena one-on-one in any way, shape or form. Even by DQ. I'm not counting the match after the Elimination Chamber.

IF CENA WINS, WE RIOT!

there's nothing more satisfying to me than watching the Spirit Squad get buried.

Is that from a TV show? I'd love to see a video clip of that.

I know it's been harped on but it must be said again - the Extreme Rules crap is a TOTAL joke and is really ruining the brand for me so far. Most of the roster is useless if they aren't able to wrestle hardcore matches.

Yeah, at the theater I went to there was a group of teen girls with one guy and they were all wearing t-shirts with Depp's picture on the front.

That makes no sense to me. Would it be that hard for Vince to get the DVD of Pirates and watch it?