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  1. Yeah, I had to do a double take when I saw his name. I'm baffled as to how he got into an "inner circle" with guys like Taker, Benoit and JBL.
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    CM Punk

    Can someone explain what CM Punk's gimmick is? Both what it is now in OVW and what it was in ROH. I've downloaded a ton of his matches but have never really heard him do a promo or anything so I've never gotten a feel for what his character is. I know he lives the straight edge lifestyle and somehow incorporated that into his ring persona, but I'm not sure how far he took it. Was he just a total snobbish heel who pushed the Straight Edge stuff onto everybody?
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    College Hoops 2/27/2006 - 03/12/2006

    That was without a doubt the SICKEST thing I've ever seen. UGHH...Just...ugh.
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    Guns 'N' Roses - Catcher In The Rye

    SCOTT WEILAND Says AXL ROSE Is A 'Fat, Botox-Faced, Wig-Wearin' F*ck' - Mar. 10, 2006 VELVET REVOLVER/ex-STONE TEMPLE PILOTS frontman Scott Weiland has slammed GUNS N' ROSES singer Axl Rose for his comments in a recent press release where he claimed that in October of 2005, VELVET REVOLVER/ex-GUNS N' ROSES guitarist Slash visited Axl's house at 5:30 one morning and said he wanted to "end the war" with Rose. Rose alleged that Slash tore into his current bandmates in VELVET REVOLVER, calling singer Weiland a "fraud," saying that he "hates" drummer Matt Sorum and describing bassist Duff McKagan as "spineless." The press release stated, "It would have been Axl's preference to resolve disputes with Slash and Duff in private...However, Axl could no longer sit quietly and allow the continuing dissemination of falsehoods and half-truths by his former bandmates." Responding to Axl's comments, Weiland wrote in an open letter, "Get in the ring. Go to the gym, motherfucker, or if you prefer, get a new wig, motherfucker. I think I'll resist the urge to 'stoop' to your level. Oh shit, here it comes, you fat, botox-faced, wig-wearin' fuck! O.K., I feel better now. "Don’t think for a second we don't know where those words came from. Your unoriginal, uncreative little mind — the same mind that had to rely on its bandmates to write melodies and lyrics. Who's the fraud now, bitch? "Damn, I couldn't imagine people writing for me. How many albums have you put out, man, and how long did it take the current configuration of this so-called 'band' to make this album? How long? And without the only guys that validated the name. "How dare you! Shame on you! How dare you call our bass player 'spineless?' We toured our album over a year and a half. How many shows have you played over the last ten years? Oh, that's right — you bailed out on your long-awaited comeback tour, leaving your remaining fans feeling, shall we say, a trifle miffed?! I won't even list what I've accomplished because I don't need to. What we're talking about here is a frightened little man who once thought he was king, but unfortunately this king without his court is nothing but a memory of the asshole he once was." (Velvet-Revolver.com)
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    Well, see ya later guys

    Arrivederci.
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    Shmackdown Shpoilers!

    Pathetic. So which deceased wrestler is the WWE going to shit on next? Also.. why do I have this sinking feeling in my stomach that Lashley is going to win MITB?
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    Who do you hate less?

    I don't hate Cena at all. I don't see any reason to hate him. I don't like him, but I certainly don't hate him. Triple H - I hate with a passion..
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    James Blunt

    I want to punch him right in the fucking face.
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    The OAO "Leena's descent into lunacy" thread.

    YEAH!!!! WHAT HE SAID!!!!
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    The Sporting News

    Is this legit or am I going to start getting a bunch of junkmail bullshit once I fill it out?
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    OAO 3/6 RAW th

    Not even born yet and Hunter's kid is on RAW.
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    OAO 3/6 RAW th

    Not even born yet and Hunter's kid is on RAW.
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    78th Academy Awards

    That was the greatest moment in Academy Awards history.
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    78th Academy Awards

    This is just going to be another Brokeback Mountain circle jerk. and I CAN'T WAIT!
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    Rambo IV is now official

    Antonio Tarver is playing Rocky's opponent in the new flick. His name - Mason "The Line" Dixon. That is just all kinds of awesome.
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    Spirit Squad

    Yeah, but guys like Matt Morgan are a dime a dozen.
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    Spirit Squad

    It really blows my mind how the WWE fucks these guys up. I mean, these aren't guys who were "indy stars" before coming to the WWE, or even guys from other major promotions, who the WWE might want to change around to fit their style, or might just want to bury for the heck of it.. these are WWE homegrown talent!
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    Listening to GG Alin has made me a more intelligent person

    EC DUB EC DUB EC DUB EC DUB
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    Live Smackdown Spoilers

    Yeah but, his old one sucked balls too.
  20. http://www.vh1.com/news/articles/1522994/2...201/story.jhtml I hope he dresses like this when he busts them.
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    Michael Jordan - The 2nd Generation

    I don't get all the hoopla over this commercial. The one a few years ago of current Jordan playing against the old Chicago and UNC versions of Jordan was much better.
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    AMERICAN IDOl-SEASON 5: THE THREAD

    So, what drugs were Paula Abdul on tonight? She seemed a little wasted.
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    Dicks Worn Out...

    HAR HAR.
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    TSM mock draft

    I want Dallas again. But BX can have them if I die.
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    LOST

    Ok, WTF was the deal with this in the preview for upcoming episodes.. Sun: "Sawyer, I need a pregnancy test" Uh.. what? First of all, have Sun and Sawyer ever even talked to each other on the island? Second, why the fuck would you ask Sawyer of all people, to give you a pregnancy test? Does he carry them around in his pocket or something?
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