Slickster

YES!

Really, Kane should have climbed up after him and chokeslammed him off. It would have been the same bump, but it would have meant something.

"elbow drop" They saw Backlash 2001... And JDay 00. And SSlam 00.

So Kane gets put over as a monster so Shane can eliminate himself from the match? Kane won with a damn fluke?

ow.

BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMP!

I think it's been alright so far.

Did King say he was going to lynch him?

ROBOT CAM to the HEAD~!

WWE Rule #25654: Shane can ALWAYS make a contest with a main-eventer competitive when it's a hardcore rules gimmick match because he can cheat to take advantage. In a regular match, though, he's dead.

Kane's back stopped bleeding, btw. And they're headed toward the ramp for the BIG BUMP....

It's not so much new attire as it's Kane's tights sans shirt. EDIT: It looks more like the bottoms to one of Kane's old 'reverse-color' tights.

Shane IS making Kane look too much like a JTTS.

Lilian botches the rules.

Shane/Kane: better now than later, huh?

Lita looks like a freaking zombie with that stream of blood on her chin.

Top-rope bodypress by HBK to Orton on the floor Fan: Ho-lee shit! Orton suplexed over, reverse, re-reverse to German suplex with bridge...gets2. HBK sunset flip, 2. Orton cross-corner whipped, but Orton turns the tide with right hands, reversed to HBK chops, reversed again, re-re-re-reversed.

Top-rope bodypress by HBK to Orton on the floor Fan: Ho-lee shit!

Orton with a scoop slam, goes up top, double axe countered with MANHATTAN DROP, both men go over the top and HBK skins the cat to a big pop.

Slow start. Orton headlock, criss-cross, Orton skins the cat and hits a dropkick, lariat for 2.

Cruiserweight Moves #3 (from SYM)

Amateur wrestling to start...then posing.

JR with that history lesson!

WOOOOOOOOOOOO

He actually said that? No.