GreatWhiteNope

John Mellancamp! Amy Lee!

Hey - at least the kids are starting to like Rock music again. Too bad it's in the form of ska.

Yellowcard doesn't suck.

I was digging it until I realized the song is a total rip-off of "Sowing The Seeds Of Love" by Tears For Fears.

The Super Mark I'm speechless.

I thought Lenny Kravitz was that one guy in P-Funk for a minute.

Usher lip-synched his whole performance tonight. When you saw him on the boat smoking cubans you should have knew he wasn't going to be singing.

I'm happy for Jet. Before this I had them written off as one-hit wonders. Hopefully this'll jumpstart their career.

Is that Martha Wash? EDIT: That's Chaka Kahn? Wow - she got fat and her voice got shitty.

OH SHIT - MARC ANTHONY IS 2 FEET IN FRONT OF PUFFY

Indeed.

He wasn't even moving his mouth.

Usher's lip-synching - fuck that.

Kurt Loder just dissed Hogan. The girl asked him what was the most amazing thing he learned during the pre-show. Loder: That Hulk Hogan is here and his daughter has an album. She's a big girl.

No hosts. First time ever.

New Found Glory is terrible. Their lead singer looks like Quentin Tarantino.

Pre-show's on now.

Vincent's ok - that's good.

Eric Moulds said on camera tonight (after we were losing like 30-10) something to the effect of: "Nah, we're not worried - these are just simple plays for the preseason, we haven't run the true Buffalo offense yet".

I just found out from the local news that Troy Vincent got hurt as well.

Bills get numba one!

It gets worse. Lawyer Milloy broke his forearm.

I would have liked to have heard the pitch to network execs. "Ed Asner and Haley Joel Osment as a family with a gas station in their living room." GOLD.

The obscure TGIF shows from my childhood are INVADING BRITAIN!

Damn. Travis Brown just fucked up his leg during the Colts game. Less than a week after JP Losman broke his leg. Now we're down to Bledsoe and a no-name from the practice squad for QB's. Damn.