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  1. cynicalprofit

    Jersey Girl does poor box office

    *AHEM*, Fuck affleck. there I said it. The guy is a whore, pure and simple. He's done everything he can to get the big checks and now that he's been whoring for a while, his ass is old and crusty and he can't do it like he used to. I'm sure he'll keep trying, but its like, everytime you see him, you think of him as another role, and then your whole illusion of the movie is ruined. (hey its dardevil, no its the guy from peral harbor, etc) That's not true of every actor/actress, but in Ben's case it seems to be for me and alot of other people I've brought the idea upon. Kevin Smith wrote some great movies, but come on, after Jay & Bob, were you expecting something good? The guy did a movie and said, "Look, im a famous movie person now, im gonna get a bunch of my famous friends together and just make a movie and people will go see it cause im a famous movie writer." I loved Clerks, still do, same for chasing amy, which I lived, and Mallrats is still a great stoner movie, but Kevin Smith simply doesn't have a lot of range in terms of ideas. He can deal with fart jokes and being crushed by being in love, which is a real common trend for us fat kids. But after that, they aint got much. He's like the Gerwitch(sp) of the movie world. He had some great moments (E&C/Clerkcs), but as a whole, its crap.
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    Somewhere in Orrin Hatch's mind, he thought...

    Man at this rate its gonna be safer in jail then on the streets, cause in jail, it aint easy to get shot.
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    Do we need the funny Kurt Angle as GM?

    I'd prefer some Kurt over no Kurt, since the guy knows how to work a mike, also remember that whole neck dealio, he's not in the best position to be wrestling anymore. So let him talk.
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    Richard Simmons bitch slaps MMA fighter!

    No, its richard simmons getting his ass beat on ppv=$
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    april fools jokes

    Bring a pregnancy test that shows positive and tell her your gonna be a daddy, just not to her kids....oh the hilarity that will ensue.
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    OMG! Is Abyss craaaazy?

    Thats some really cool promoting idea....so much so cause I did the same thing once.
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    Oh what is a Smark to do?

    If anyone them bring belts, offer them 5 bucks to take a photo of you doing the jericho 1 foot cover while holding the belt and them laying on the ground. And if they bitch say, hey if I was Triple H, you wouldnt even get the five bucks. Oh and if HHH is there, tell him I said thanks for getting me a blow job.
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    Graphics question

    Do concepts of both and ask peole what they think of them and then say stuff like, well the principal liked the other one better. Or go making accusations about people sleeping around with students..... This is really one of thoe points where its, do what they tell you cause it's stupid, but thats what the customner wants shit.
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    Songs that bring a

    Tony Wiggians or was it Robson, cover of Marilyn Manson's "cake & sodomy" brings a tear to my eye everytime...ah memories.
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    Wrestling Video Box Art

    I know they are out there, I remember one having a ton of WCW stuff, but I dont actively have a link or anyting, sorry.
  11. Did anyone else just find it really funny that the lockerroom was rather happy to see HHH go?
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    Lance Storms' Newest Commentary

    Don't you know the WWE doesn't read the internet, EVER, honest....they don't know storm has a website. All that internet stuff is all junk anyways, its not real. *Sarcasm off*
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    Shoot Comments

    From Rumble 92 I think, Jesse Ventura says some GREAT shoot commentary on Hulk Hogan. Stuff about how hogan would turn his back on you in a hurry. Which makes a lot of sense since Jesses says Hogan stooged him out to Vince about trying to unionize.
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    Beyond the Mat Ringside edition

    Did they add the freaking jake buying schnobbs(sp) bit in it?
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    Faarooq released

    What does this all mean, if they offer you a raod agent gig, you're gonna be fired. It happened to Harely Race too.
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    Le Marquis du Sade

    I read a bit of 120 days and found it quite boring. Going into great detail about how clean a young boys butthole is just doesnt make for inspiring reading. It was shocking in its blunt preverseness, but just so droneing on and on with every little detail.
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    Best Lyrics, You've Ever Heard

    Just about ANYTHING by Rehab.
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    Chavo Sr.

    This your first time watching WWE or something? NO i was applying logic and forget that it doesnt apply in wrestling.
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    Chavo Sr.

    But if the company is cutting back, why hire this guy and let kanyon go? That just doesnt make sense to me. They can find a role for an old wrestler who has probably 1% previous expsoure with the WWE fanbase, but they couldn't figure out what to do with kanyon....oh wait Im using logic, forgot that doesn't apply in the wrestling world.
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    50 Cent Slams Gay Men In Playboy Interview

    Next thing you know he's gonan tell you about how he's got no remorse for shooting people or dealing crack.... Man that $.50 guy was gonna be such a role-model before this incident. Was he suffering some sorta tounge-malfunction?
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    Various things you will do before you die.

    Day before I die on my 40th b-day, smoke crack and do herion.
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    Greatest Comic Artist

    Alex Ross Hate Mark Bagley personally and dont know the other guy, so no vote. Mike Grell Steve Dillon Chris Bachalo Jack Kirby Moebius Dont like either Romita Jr or Mara, so no vote Jae Lee Joe Madureira Dont know McGuiness or Thmpson so no vote Barry Windsor-Smith Marc Silvestri Dont know Epting or Grummett so no vote Berni Wrightson Mark Texiera Frank Miller Dan Jurgens Will Eisner Neal Adams Steve Ditko Jim Steranko Joe Kubert John Buscema Todd McFarlane
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    William Hung gets record deal

    Anyone care to tell me that it takes talent to do anything anymore? Every time I scream no one listens, once again, Im screaming about society needing a change, and no one will listen. And no one is gonna get called about how utterly wasteful, stupid, and completely uneccessary this truly is. God I give up, im going back to drug dealing, shooting, and robbing people. Glad to know my college education is worth so much.
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    WWE Surprises People With Latest Talent Cut

    I've said it before and Ill say it here again, Vince probably has a "personal" photo collection of all the divas.
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    Howard Stern says anti-Bush comments...

    I second that idea.
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