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That was cold, but funny (and quite possibly true).

Samuel Jackson on Lost = F'ing Sweet!

I remember a year or so back HHH was using the sleeper as a finisher in a few matches and won with the arm drop thing. I remember he beat Jeff Hardy like that once, but I can't remember who else.

Waht you doing with Val Venis He loses every frigging match he has Everytime I see Val it's on Heat and he always wins, so I figured it couldn't hurt to pick him up since I couldn't really afford anyone else.

Can someone post them here? Thanks

Just joined. Here's my team. Team DeathbyBurrito Smackdown!: Carlito John Cena Kurt Angle Paul London Raw: Christian Maria Muhammad Hassan Shelton Benjamin Val Venis I'll prolly change it around after the draft.

link plz???

Eddie's promo last night was good. I like the new theme except for the beggining, it sounds like something I'd get off a Jamster commercial. What the hell are they doing with Kurt? Seriously...bestiality sex? The rest of the show was kinda meh (although I missed Carlito's Cabana cause I was switching from SMDN! and the MTV XBox special).

Yeah, Bret will never wrestle again. If not Austin inducting him, then maybe Benoit or Jericho since they were trained by Stu.

Yeah, this happened about 3 years ago or so. Just about 70% or so didn't show up. This one dude showed up wearing a shirt with a giant target on his back and he got suspended for a week for doing it.

Wasn't Bob Holly the one that hurt Carlito in the first place?

I don't have any tapes to trade, but how much would you be willing to sell the Hart Foundation set for?

Yeah, I got in on this deal yesterday. I signed up the day you first posted this, and since I didn't have the money in my account I was gonna just sign up for it yesterday when I got paid. I didn't think I was gonna still get the 30 day trial, but it still gave it to me which was pretty damn sweet. I got Star Wars: Republic Commando and Psychonauts on the way with Chaos Theory and WM21 waiting when I return those. This is indeed a sweet ass deal. Good job posting it. I bookmarked cheapassgamer.com, so I gotta go there more often to get in on some of the other deals they got there.

I didn't get online at all yesterday, but all I knew was that he had broken his leg on Sunday at the PPV. Then I tuned into Impact and saw the graphic and was blown away. It came as a complete shock to me and watching the rest of Impact was just surreal. It was good to see him be so entertaining during the match and the final picture of him holding the tag belts with the smile on his face was great. It's sad that after he's gotten his life back together and makes a comeback that this happens. RIP Chris and condolences to all his friends, family, and fans.

I've been Burrito since like 4th grade. I'm almost 20 and people I've known since then come up to me and ask what my real name is. Perhaps cum has the power to throw a womans balance off if enough is ingested. Either way, it was a good burn.

Two more mysery bands added to Ozzfest, one on the main stage and the other on the second stage. The main stage band is Velvet Revolver, which was announced a week or so ago. They will be doing the last few dates of the tour (from Aug. 23 to Sept. 4th), I believe mainly to fill in for Iron Maiden taking off the last 7 dates. The second stage band has not yet been announced, but I hope to god it's Children of Bodom.

He may not be causing problems, but he's still not putting people over (prime example being Jericho at 'Mania). Even though he's not doing drugs and causing all kinds of backstage nonsense, he's still putting himself over all the younger talent that need it (barring where this thing with Hassan is going). That was especially shitty of him not wanting to put Davey Boy over in his home country in a match that was dedicated to his dying sister. Shawn will always be a POS in my eyes.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender looks at him and says "Sorry, we don't serve food here!" Q: Why did Hitler commit suicide? A: You would too if your gas bill was that high. Q: What do Michael Jackson and Wal-Mart have in common? A: All boys jeans half off.

Well if i hadn't have put it I know someone would've asked "how big are you?" So that just saves trouble. KK Rage I used to have this friend that had like an inferiority complex. Anything you said you could do he had to be able to do better or he felt inferior. He always walked around telling everyone how great he was. He was only like 5'9" and his best accomplishment was that he could bench 250. Well one day this guy was talking about his ACT and it went like this. "Yeah I took the ACT the other day. Got a 30. I'm going to try to do better." *little guys blood is boiling listening to this story* "YOU THINK YOU'RE SO SMART!" "I was just telling everyone....." "Shut up!" "Dude I wasn't brag...." "You think you're so great? Can you bench 250? I DIDN'T THINK SO! I CAN!" And then he literally leaned over the table and flexed in this dudes direction. That had to have been the funniest thing I've heard in about a week. I'm not a fighter just cause it's not the way I do things. I try to keep my cool all the time. I'm not really in the best shape of my life either (5'8 245), but whenever shit hits the fan I can hold my own. This topic reminds me of Eddie Murphy's Raw when he is talking about the Italian guys after seeing Rocky. "You see that black guy over there? He's 6'5, me, i'm 5'2. But I can take him!"

13 other performers have held the belt? I know they mean the Smackdown! titles (I think), but didn't Lesnar just hold the WWE Championship? I don't remember him holding another.

Seriously awesome episode tonight. This show just gets better and better. All that I've wanted to say about Locke and the entire show has already been said, so I can't wait until the next ep.

A few months back when Christian mentioned in a promo on Raw that he wanted the Heavyweight title, I marked like crazy. I can't remember which Raw it was, but I remember thinking "That's the first time I ever heard Christian say he wanted the World Title". As far as being a main eventer, I think he could in a few months time if he moved to Smackdown. On Raw it would be a little harder with Edge, Jericho, Kane, Benoit, HHH, Batista, and you could possibly say Shelton Benjamin and Randy Orton too. Smackdown I think would be easier for him to be a top heel because if Cena wins the title at WM, then the top contenders would be JBL, Angle, and CCC. Granted, he does lack moveset wise, but so does JBL and he's done a pretty good job at the top of Smackdown. All in all, I guess it would just depend on which show he would be on and how his character gets over.

Good to see Paul London gets the CW title. They should have held off the match for WM, but oh well. I'll be watching Smackdown this week cause I missed last week and it seemed like it was a hell of a show, so I don't wanna make the same mistake twice.

My friend picked up a DVD for this the other day at walmart. It's very cool stuff to watch. DVD also comes with a demo for Star Wars: Republic Commando too and it only cost like 15 bucks I think.

I hate how Paul London's number 1 contenders match is always referred to happening as "sometime in the near future" instead of it happening at Wrestlemania.