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They should've stopped the show and eaten the loss of money. I don't buy all this "Owen would've wanted the show to go on!" crap. The fact that they never announced to the live crowd that Owen was dead tells you that they KNEW they were wrong, but they went ahead with the rest of the show anyway. I liked Bret's comment on the matter: "Let's drop little Stephanie from the rafters, and see if Vince thinks the show must go on then."

Russo really did get a concussion. He decided it'd be a good idea for Goldberg to spear him through a steel cage into the guardrail (he also won the Heavyweight Championship that way, in case you'd mercifully forgotten). Then he proceeded to take the rest of the year off, claiming he couldn't do his job because of it. His job consisted of holding a pencil and talking.

Only once that I'm aware of, in New Japan sometime in the early 80s. Match was nothing special, as I recall.

About time for Dupree. "Neck drop clothesline"? Wtf? "Surfboard chinlock"? Wtf? "Super fisherman buster"? Has such a move ever been done by a human being? "Amahistral cradle"? It's bad when they make two spelling mistakes in the same word. "Head vise"? Wtf? "Sit down powerbomb"? It's out, not down.

It's pretty hard, at least until you've played it long enough to recognize most of the wacky imaginary words. That's mostly been my approach too, except vowels are free, so it's more like E S A R I and so on.

Same here. I've had it yelled at me by toothless retards for five years. It's like, "Hey, I'm the goddamn ANNOUNCER, it's my job to talk... and look around, we clearly aren't booking Austin". I'm still trying to understand how Sable was a strong character that "other women could respect". What, they respect her for sticking up to her husband in her fight to be allowed to strip naked in front of thousands of kids, rednecks, and other strangers in every arena? That's like Moe heckling the baseball player on that Simpsons episode Mandy Moore guest starred on: "How does it feel that your wife is turning on a creep like me? Weird I bet. Heh heh."

I'd assume they would transport them in different containers or just avoid bringing them on the road altogether. In cases like this one or with Dr. Astin, the wrestlers have 100% legal and legit-looking prescriptions for the steroids, so they can take 'em wherever they want.

...I lied, I'm back playing the damn word game again. "Double gutwrench"? Physically impossible. "Blizzard suplex"? You think they meant the Snowplow? "Double elow drop"? Yes, spelled exactly like that. "Backroll press"? Wtf? "Torturer crab"? Wtf? "Snap ddt?" Wtf? 2376 and not in the fuckin' Top 10. Ya know, that magical secret Top 10 that we're not good enough to know who's in it or what their scores were.

There's, like, different levels of "dirtyness" in victories. Some people, to call it "clean", require there to be no interference, no funny business, no cheating at all. Others accept anything short of Scott Hall running in dressed as security with a cattle prod as being clean. Personally? Hooking the tights isn't "clean", but it's an awfully old-fashioned rule, considering that half the wrestlers don't wear tights these days. I say as long as one guy pins another without serious cheating to do so (being defined as holding the ropes, foreign object, run-in, ref bump when the other guy had the match won, etc), it's clean.

I dunno. Like the majority of wrestling fans, I didn't bother to watch.

Me neither. And I spent five years doing play-by-play commentary. I have no idea where the fuck they got some of these terms.

I want one of Cena's sneakers to fly off Butters-style into the lighting rig, causing a massive accident that kills everyone in the ring except the referee. Just as Lashley and Khali are doing run-ins, too.

In case I got seriously hurt on the job (which would be super-easy to do in that place) or something similar.

Batman vs. Wolverine Unless Batman was willing to go all Punisher and run him over with a steamroller, there's really nothing he can do to keep Wolvie from ripping him apart. Kyle Rayner vs. Thor How the fuck did these two get this high? Thor, just cuz I'm sick of green lanterns winning every round. Daredevil vs. Wonder Woman Daredevil starts making some ghey Kyle Bravlaski-esque speech about morality and justice. While Wonder Woman stares in open-jawed disbelief, Bullseye sneaks up behind them and flings a staple at WW. It bounces off her Wonderbra, ricochets into Murdock's head, and splaaaat.

"Orihara moonsault"? Wtf? EDIT: "Bell clap"? EDIT: found one that COULDN'T be solved, "Flying elbow _smash_", where none of the letters worked for the blanks on either side of smash. EDIT: Memorable moment: "Eddie Guerrero Tribute". CLASSY. EDIT: "Liontamer"? Aw, c'mon, the WWE retconning would lead one to believe this move is permanently called Walls Of Jericho. EDIT: "Cannonball"? Wtf? EDIT: Sharpshooter is under "wrestling moves", but Five knuckle shuffle is under "finishing manuevers"? EDIT: "Gori special". Funny, I thought the correct name for that was "Gory Guerrero Special". EDIT: "Arm stretch"? Wtf? EDIT: "_o_a_ Torture Rack?" I'm pretty sure it's just the "Torture Rack" EDIT: "Arm lock". The more I play, the more it seems stolen from Jericho's 1004 Holds. EDIT: "Arm scissors". 1.where's the "short"? 2.enough with the generic arm holds! EDIT: "Double choke"? Wtf? EDIT: maximum score is 820, there's just too damn many short questions where you use up all your letters guessing. I quit, for good this time.

"Suicide-plex"? Once again, they fucking made that up.

All this stuff Hammer is demanding seems like it'll do that Russo crap of making the actual wrestling matches short, meaningless, and filled with stupid interference and non-clean finishes. Boo-urns.

"I'm aboot to bury those cockroaches, eh?"

Kill a guy, cripple two others, get 18 days in jail and not have to pay for the damages yourself? MAN I wanna be famous. Reminds me of Denis Leary: "Like, Motley Crue would never fuckin' overdose, man, never! You could put them in a room with two tons of crack, they'd come out an hour later, "RAWK ON~!" ....shit, they're STILL alive, fuck, they're probably gonna make a double-live album now, GODDAMMIT!"

But it was at just one restaurant, right? Where presumably the boss was strict about stuff like spitting in food? Trust me, there's plenty of places out there who don't share that philosophy. Wait a goddamn minute, when I worked as a food runner at O'Charley's, I sure as hell never got tipped. (Of course, that was the same time that company instituted an Arbitration Agreement that basically forced all their employees to forever sign away their rights to bring any lawsuit against O'Charley's for any reason ever, so it might've just been example #392943 of how that company was fucked up.)

Upon a quick wiki search, Neil seems to have never done anything worse than punch people and occasionally get Willie Nelson drunk and fall offstage. What're you referring to?

The History Channel: It Likes Hitler A Lot.

Sounds familiar...

According to imdb, it's 6 movies in 5 years, plus appeared in 8 tv shows, 28 episodes in all. I'd say she's doing just peachy considering she killed a kid. EDIT: yeah, they found no evidence of drugs on her. Still, it's an example of a Hollywood starlet killing someone, and getting off easy.

Just have three match-ups next round, and do a three-way-dance for the finals.