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I occasionally watched a few minutes of this here and there. And... just completely didn't get it. What's the point? A bunch of idiots who can't act, running around pretending like they're REAL superheroes? Except for that one guy who turned villain and "shocked" everyone so badly. For me it was like one of those Cop Rock type "what the FUCK is this supposed to be?!" experiences.

Apparently not. So... ALL the matches had heels going over. Just like WCW in their extra-crappy days, brilliant. Except my favourite wrestler of all time John Cena of course, who jobs out yet another "unbeaten" superstar; what is that, three different invincible badasses that Cena has defeated in just this year? And that's not even counting mini-feuds with HBK and the like.

And once again, let me remind everyone: nobody has actually been able to post a link to this supposed list, or has even seen it themselves on WWE.com.

Ya know one thing that subtly made the book a lot more suspenseful? When the killed Hedwig right at the beginning. Not just killed her, but practically killed her in Harry's arms, and then BLEW UP her body. Yeah, I know technically she's not a "character", but she's been around ever since the first book, and was someone I really didn't even think about dying. Plus, for whatever stupid reason, lots of people are more sensitive about violence towards animals than towards humans. It's like "shit, they killed off the owl? Man, ANYone could buy it". Another thing that kinda pissed me off: what happened to Umbridge? She was one of the most vile and loathesome villains in the entire series, but she just vanished after her one scene. I was hoping she'd show up and get stepped on by Grawp in the last battle.

Did you mean to type Weeks or Days? I haven't seen the sequel, but the military guys in the first movie just killed it for me.

They've wasted the entire Serotonin group something fierce. And I don't even LIKE Kazarian or Shane. But you had some fairly hard-working guys who were pretty over, loyal to the company, etc, and they've been completely buried from day one.

You're like totally ghey. The current world champion, maybe? Now THAT'S funny.

To an extent you're right. But, guys who are pushed tend to make more money, period. The higher you are on the card, the more PPV main events you work, the more merchandise you sell, the more you get paid. Why reward bad behaviour? BTW, I'm pretty sure the WWE's current policy of forcing the test failers to work without pay is technically illegal as hell. But they get away with it because 1.the WWE forces the wrestlers to claim to be "independent contractors" instead of actual employees, which gives the company more leeway to screw with them, and 2.it's Vince, he seems to get away with every dirty trick he ever pulled.

They wouldn't do a Sting DVD. First of all, he owns the copywright to his name, even though Vince owns the old WCW footage. Secondly why the hell would the WWE make a DVD dedicated to a wrestler who appears on TNA every week? It'd be like giving their competitor free advertising.

8 hours here too. Overall, a "pretty good". The good: the wrapping up of various long-running continuities. Good closure at the end. Nothing is really completely forgotten, every character gets at least a little bit of page time. Some of the deaths were really outta nowhere. The bad: GOD that middle part where they were on the run went on for-frigging-ever. The book could've easily lost a hundred pages there and not really missed anything important. Also, did anyone else guess a lot of the plot twists back after HBP came out? I mean: Snape's motivation, the last Horcrux, the familiar-looking bartender, the locket nobody could open, exactly how The Boy Lived, etc; I had theories about them years ago that all turned out to be predictably true.

In theory, I could do it on an unusual body part indeed... but I'd have to be quick about it in order for it to not shrink back down and read "Mly SL hs un" EDIT: and oh yeah, actually owning a camera would help.

They did the same thing during the ECW restart angle last year. If you can, find a copy of the ECW vs. WWE show they aired on the Wednesday before ONS, the announcers are ripping on each other the whole time.

Bad wording. He's been there before, they've bounced him back and forth between OVW, Deep South, the new Florida territory, and Raw dark matches. Except for a couple of real quick loitering-in-the-background type shots, he hasn't even been on TV yet.

And Richard Dreyfuss fucked Roy Scheider's wife, and later got et, and there was no oxygen tank at the end. Why are people surprised about stories like this? Life is often horrible and violent, living things are often horrible and violent, and humans are more horrible and more violent than any other species to ever walk the planet. Stuff like this, historically, is very common.

More blatant and over the top, sure. But look at it this way: how long has wrestling had white guys play stupid parodies of black ghetto thugs? Whether it's PN News or PG-13 or Public Enemy or Too Cool or Rappin' Cena, there's always been some goofy crackers dressing up and acting exactly like Crymetyme. Is it more offensive because they finally let two black guys play the gimmick that's based on their race's culture? Henry's gimmick bothers me more because the company clearly realizes it's wrong, otherwise they wouldn't put that "self-proclaimed" part in there.

Nah, they could've done that last year and didn't, don't think they'll try to now.

ASAP. Today, if they've got a house show. Tomorrow at the PPV, if not. Who to? Anyone but Lashley. Have some random person come out, challenge Cena to a match for the belt, he accepts, they smash in his teeth with a baseball bat and take the title. Who does this? Don't care. Put it on Maria. As long as Cena loses the damn thing and they get rid of that hideous spinner belt.

Thank sweet baby jesus, hopefully we won't be wasting 20 minutes per week with this shit like back when it was live. THERE's the two most important words in this whole thing. The WWE can really pay the winner whatever the fuck they feel like. Plus, "WWE standard terms and conditions" = you're considered an independent contractor, which means you have no insurance and you're stuck in the higher tax bracket.

Azathoth could kick Cthulhu's ass.

Why not? He's practically unknown. He did write a nice script for Inside Man though.

Man, all tough calls this time. Captain America vs. Batman The only time these two fought, the writers had them go to a lame draw. Personally, I think Batman would win eventually, just cuz he's sneakier and more willing to pull brilliant but dirty tricks out of nowhere than the straight-laced Cap is. Silver Surfer vs. Wolverine Adamantium cuts silver. And even if Galactus stepped on Logan, he'd still just heal and come back. Kyle Rayner vs. Spider-Man Arrgh, tough choice between similar personalities with drastically different kinds of power. Simply put: is Spidey faster than Kyle's ring finger? I'd say, probably not, and the ring's energy can probably shred webs like confetti. Thor vs. Daredevil Like this is even a contest? The next day, Matt Murdock is found dead of a hammer-shaped head wound. Wonder Woman I've known bad women, but never bad wonder.

What? You being sarcastic? Cuz we've still got zero details on cause of death. And Nancy Grace = dumb shrill bitch.

Alien 3 was... okay. It had a great director in David Fincher, a real good supporting cast, and a script that should've been recycled into cheap toilet paper for the poor. Some people like it better than Alien Resurrection, while others are vyce-versa. But can we all agree that none of these were as appallingly worthless as Alien vs. Predator?

Except for the stupid focus on dark "comedy", the teeth-aching overacting of some of the cast, the shoddy CGI alien effects, the mostly crappy dialogue, the badly handled action scenes, and the I-can't-believe-nobody-noticed-this treatment of the American characters as a bunch of idiots by the French director. And THEN the queen gives birth to the worst looking Alien I've ever seen in my life, just to make damn sure that the movie failed. (Yeah, I take the decline of the Alien series REAL seriously.)

They don't have to be "good"; they just have to be better than Coach or Vicki Guerrero.