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The really annoying thing about Lashley is his inconsistency. When he started out in late 05/early 06, he... sucked. Really, really green, and it showed. But then he worked with Finlay and Regal and co. a whole bunch, and seemed to get a LOT better. And then... went to ECW, and went back to sucking. Hard. But ever since he came to Raw, he seems to have improved again. I like Lashley's matches a lot more when he actually uses all that amateur wrestling knowhow, like in the bout he had with Benoit Benjamin. But when he just does the punch-punch-punch-spear-slam Superman bullshit, I can't fast-forward quick enough.

No, 'roids stay in your system for a while. Firstly, it's a long-term process, you have to take them for weeks if not months before you see any difference. Secondly, it's not like other drugs where they can just test for the presence of the drug itself in the body; steroids are comprised of chemicals that are all naturally found in the human body. They measure the hormone levels and the ratio of various different chemicals that end in "gen", "one", and "bol", and look for unnatural levels. That kind of thing certainly doesn't go away in 24 hours.

The doctor was a candyman, he could've been giving her any kind of medication she wanted. Whether it's mood-altering stuff, painkillers, whatever. But would you want them to keep Rey Misterio? If so, that's awfully double-standardy.

And DC has used the word "Crisis" as a title a few times too many.

Why? If it didn't happen on school grounds or during a school function, how is it the school's business to punish someone for extracurricular shit?

Hmmm. Just checked it out, and Colours is some kind of international channel specializing in non-white cultures around the globe. A really weird place for wrestling to be on. My guess is it's the cheapest deal they could get to snag a spot on any Dish channel.

...what? No, not same principle, not in the same ballpark, not even the same fucking sport. These kids got suspended for complaining on Myspace. What the fuck? That's like a national pasttime for minors now. Also, in your hypothetical example, why wouldn't their response be to call the cops and throw the little rapist's ass in jail?

Hebner's a little pushy, you can see the asshole Northeastern city boy coming out of him, what with his constant yelling of "knawk it awff!" But he's a perfectly fine ref. On the indies today, Bryce Remsberg is probably my favorite. Does a really good job.

NWA Main Event? I know like half the guys who ever worked there. Probably not, the NWA show in that area mostly uses crappy rookies now. No. Apparently you can't do On Demand stuff with satellite. One reason why WWE 24/7 isn't on there.

That's the only important part of it. Those Idiots have finally gone and legislated a way for students to be punished for stuff they do away from school.

Now THAT'S funny. Why is it a guy as Crossdressing Cloud? Why do Aeries and Tifa (both very rawr) just sti there and not give a shit? The complete incongruity of the pic just made me laugh, a lot. I'm not sure why.

Well, I live in Texas, I got Dish, hopefully I can finally see some indy wrestling now. Cuz before, there was pretty much WWE, TNA, and AAA. And none of those companies are terribly good in an aesthetic sense.

That's something I never realized til he pointed it out: Undertaker has defeated every member of Evolution in a singles match at Wrestlemania.

Apology accepted. No problem. I'm shocked just by getting a straight-up apology on a message board. Attention, viewers: class. This is what it looks like.

...um, that's not exactly the point I was trying to make, but thanks for being a nice guy.

Yea, sometimes he does weird shit for no clear reason. Try to find that American Dragon match from MLW. It ain't on Youtube, unfortunately, I looked, but it's gotta be out there somewhere, Ted is showcased very well there. Plus, you get the gayest feeling of uncomfortability when Dragon rips Ted's pants off... and then gets an erection. Seriously, watch, around the samoan drop spot, he's even trying to cover it up with his hands, it's pretty blatant.

You're absolutely right. Nobody should get mad about someone else's opinion about something as goofy as wrestling. Sadly, people tend to get mad here all the time. ""You don't like Shelton Benjamin? Then you're a fucking racist! Go march in the parade, KKKomrade!" It's kinda par for the course around here.

Are you kidding? It's Teddy fucking Hart, he and Orton could have an entire feud over who's more cocky.

The WWE already has Randy Orton though. Ted can do shit in the ring Orton's never even dreamed of. A common insult, but completely wrong. Ted is actually an incredibly talented technical grappler and mat wrestler. He knows more insane holds and ridiculous counters than Alex Shelley on a good day. For a good example, find his match against American Dragon in MLW. His punches are better than 80% of the current WWE roster, too. I don't mind people knocking Ted: just knock him accurately. Complain about his selling, his style, his not-like-us-earthlings mindset, that's okay. Just don't call him untalented.

Go fuck yourself, asshole, there's no reason to bring up stupid personal insults (and WRONG ones at that) in a debate over goddamned rassling.Woah Woah easy you two... Everyone is entitled to their own freakin opinion just make amends and thats it... Edgehead, you're new, trust me when I say this kind of shit happens here all the damn time.

If your personality, looks, and everything else are so bad that you have to rely on your possessions to get sex, you've got more problems than just finding a good store to shop in.

Who are they? Why is the Cyborg in the background? Why is it so awesome? I mean, it's just fuckin' Superboy, he's never been anything special no matter how many times they change his gimmick.

It's how Southern American people pronounce South American words.

In Ran? Yeah. And the little bit right before that where all the geishas are trying to block the hallway... so the soldiers just mow them down in a barrage of musket fire. Also the part where he's staring in horror at the guy who he had blinded as a kid, that always got to me. The Ring. Damn near the whole movie. The VHS tape, as described by the tech guy in the movie, was doing a lot of physically impossible shit, but it's stated in such an obscurely detailed manner that only obsolete old video nerds like me would recognize just how fucked up it was. Plus, scary little girls and homicidal/suicidal/genocidal horses. And most of all, that sudden no-warning flashback to the mother finding the first victim, GOD that scared the shit out of me, maybe the most horrifying image in the whole movie right in the middle of a dull scene where you weren't expecting shit. Phantom of the Opera, the original (fuck a bunch of stupid remakes), when Lon Chaney's mask gets ripped off. You just aren't expecting makeup to look like that in such a creepy old movie, plus the expression on his face. When the Bride first sees her daughter in Kill Bill 2. Also, when we learn her (unlikely, but perfect) name. When the schoolbus crashes in The Sweet Hereafter and then stops on top of the frozen lake for a few seconds, and THEN goes under. The middle third of The Descent, after they realize they're lost and before they meet the monsters. Just fuckin' creepy to think about being trapped in a strange cave, and you keep hearing faint noises in the distance... The ludicrously violent first ten minutes of Saving Private Ryan. The shark vs. deadite scene in Zombie, and the part where the undead Conquistadores arose, and the ending with the horde of the zombies on the Brooklyn Bridge. I hated most of The English Patient, but when Ralph Fiennes finally says his name, and you realize he's German, and that he's completely fucked because of it. The impossibly happy ending to Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. Wasn't expecting that from Charlie "Doomsday" Kaufman, who also made another chill moment with John Cusack's hellish fate at the end of Being John Malkovich. . Julianne Moore's outta-nowhere death in Children of Men. Well, truthfully, that whole movie. The incredibly bleak ending to Brazil. Ozymandias in Watchmen saying "I did it 24 minutes ago." Aw, wait, dammit, that's just one I've dreamed about seeing. Ditto. Also, Aliens, the ending, what with the power loader and the Bitch Get Away and all that.

Yeah... like having him lose matches. And be gay. On his birthday.