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gM is right. Sid is nuthin' without steroids, and Vince sure as hell can't afford to hire anymore juiceheads right now. Then again, Sid DID manage to pass the drug tests back when they were doing 'em in '95...

::Devilbombs Snoop Dogg... cuz he respects his cool lyrics and absolute willingness to sell out to anyone, fo shizzle.:: ::Clawslams Patty O'Green just for teh hell of it.::

How? What killed her?

"Damn, that grizzly bear is about to kill me. I've got my high-powered hunting rifle here... but if I kill it, I'll go to jail. Guess I better just let it eat me. TIMOTHY TREADWELL, HERE I COME!"

It's TNA. Everything they do is a rip-off of something else. In this case, they stole the concept behind the orignal 3-way dance at Night The Line Was Crossed, and then added run-ins.

Edge, Shawn Michaels, Finlay, Rey Misterio, and Paul London. Pretty much everyone else is far behind those guys.

How? Gladly. And by the pound.

Yeah, that pretty much screams "done in the cell block with a shank and a broken ballpoint pen".

Nah, he did it to derail the limo angle. "C'mon honey, it's for the good of the business!" At a couple of little local boards, I'm still having to argue with people who seriously think that Benoit didn't do it, that he was framed in some kind of conspiracy.

The cop was too aggressive and overreacted. And the kids were being fucking retards and needlessly rebellious. Slap 'em all with a dead fish rolled in newspaper, says I. I've never understood how cops can arrest someone for just "resisting arrest". Kinda oxymoronic. And I've never understood why punk kids insist on riding their damn skateboards where they know they're not allowed to. Completely moronic.

Well, they're a lot closer to their enemies, geographically speaking, than the US is. Whether it's the Blitz or the IRA or the muslims, poor London always seems to be getting detonated by some group or another of fanatics.

Never been around a dead body that's sat out in the summer, have you? That shit goes rank real fast. Decomposition occurs very quickly, especially in less-solid matter like brain tissue. I've taken a few of those. It's... interesting. A real hard one that catches you just right both sounds and feels like someone just fired a gun inside your head.

Lots of other folks close to the Benoit's have said that they didn't even notice it either... Especially since the kid was only 7. But if they were seeing him EVERY DAY, how the fuck did they miss the track marks on his arms from where Benoit had been injecting him with growth hormone?

Being as fat as Gorilla was can cause a whole mess of different problems as you get older: diabetes, kidney failure, cardio overexertion, the works. Could've been a lot of things. I don't remember ever hearing he had cancer.

Because it's Malcolm X, one of the most controversial and polarizing figures of the past century, and the WWE is run entirely by old white people. (Also, MVP's a muslim in real life, he converted in prison, so they might REALLY want to downplay that aspect of him.)

Got a link or a source on that, pleez? ...and please, everyone, no jokes about him powerbombing her through the kitchen table. I dunno about that, for two reasons: 1. The doctors in the NFL and CFL never found any evidence of the enlarged heart that eventually killed him, which is kinda odd, it suggests that the problem manifested later. 2. Pillman used steroids, drank a lot, allegedly did cocaine, and did a SHITLOAD of pain pills. How can all that possibly have nothing to do with a heart attack?

If they get your hair, they will find evidence of drug use, period. There's no way to skunk the hair test, no matter what some shampoos they sell on the internet claim.

Those shirts look more like Diamond Dallas Page's arm tattoos than anything else. I voted for #3, because it's the ugliest, and I hate Punk so I want him to get stuck with that one.

Now that you CAN blame on steroids. Unnatural hormone use (like wrestlers do all the time) can have a wide variety of nasty little side effects, and a common one is that the skull ends up growing and you end up with a caveman forehead. Benoit's not the only one: look at HHH, Snitsky, and so on. It's unlikely Chris had Fragile X, because that syndrome comes with a bunch of little various deformities that would keep someone from ever being a pro wrestler at all, much less one of the most athletic and talented ones in the world. Also, once again: Fragile X is passed down through the MOTHER's genes. The father has absolutely nothing to do with it.

In early May? In transit between Tennessee, Georgia, Florida, and Texas. I got to drive right through the giant smoke cloud from those wildfires, from Savannah to Jacksonville the stench of burning wood never let up. Kinda took my mind away from wrestling.

Why, because I don't watch talking head shows. I stay away from shows like that. Same here. It's mostly a bunch of blowhards yelling and cutting each other off, all over a bunch of facts that are wrong in the first place.

No. Both of them were already dead by the time the PPV aired, according to the coroner who examined the bodies. The wikipedia thing: the same person who posted that posted a LOT of tasteless jokes, hoaxes, and various other crap on wiki. It's most likely just a huge coincedence.

Biggest burger I've ever seen is a 27-ouncer that this place in Nashville called Fat Mo's offers. Never tried that one, the 18-ouncer was quite enough for me.

Yep. Especially since Rodriguez is American, you fuckin' raci... oh, it's VX, nevermind.

Same. We've got perfectly good thick carpet for you to park your fuzzy fat asses on, cats, the furniture is designed for humans.