Jingus

He's gotta be a pedophile himself, letting off other childfuckers with leniant sentences. That's the only possible reason I can come up with as to why this judge would make both these retarded rulings.

Where is this on TMZ? Don't bother, it's wrong. According to all the reports I've seen, Nancy's body was in the living room and Chris was in his exercise room. DAMN. Nothin' sells newspapers like a horrific tragedy.

Oh my God! Oh my God! My wife and kid are dead! I think it was an Asian gang or something... There was this guy, he looked Asian... and he was speaking another language, I'm pretty sure it was... Asian. Some Puerto Rican guy. DAMMIT treble, you stole my tasteless modification of a morbid joke. (And yes, I'm very curious about the messages too.) Who would've ever thought that, in the end, Dynamite Kid would not only live longer than Chris Benoit, but look way more sane? Don't send Brad Pitt to open it... that didn't turn out too good last time. That's who I feel the most sorry for out of all this.

...kinda funny how this thread SCREECHED to a stop after the more recent details came out.

Chuck didn't invent it, as far as I know it was created by his CPW buddy Coma White, but Chuck does it soooo damned pretty.

So, Antileaf33, luke-o, and King Cucaracha were the only ones who got all the matches right (besides Nitro, obviously he doesn't count). So, the WWE's ppv buyrates are down. They had shitty shows for the last two ppvs. We had a TNA ppv last week, and the ROH ppv next week. So... they load the card with a bunch of really short matches and absolutely moronic finishes?! I hope they lose money on this one. They deserve it.

Compared to the shit they've done on Oz and Deadwood? Yeah, no problem.

Yeah, which is at the District Attorney's discretion, but there's no way you can't be tried for death just because you gave them evidence or something.

I remember someone saying this building had a low ceiling. If that's true, then the fans did NOT see the full Hexgage experience, as he can do ridiculous flippy stuff off the top that even got Jack Evans to mark out for it. "Chuck Taylor Hates Children" is a long-running joke... which isn't really a joke. Translation: "well, I can't do my double moonsault in this tiny building, so I gotta pull off SOMETHING that no other wrestler on the face of the planet could even hope to copy." It makes me happier than I can possibly express to see that hard-working indy guys I've known for years are finally getting to play on top in a relatively well-known promotion.

Angle: former Olympic Gold Medalist Joe: former Samoan tribal dancer and desk-job worker ...and at this point Joe is by far the better worker of the two, but still, just sayin'. You better fuckin' LOVE that wife.

But never forget, VINCE IS A GENIUS~!

Yes, it will. The water cooler, er, juice box buzz on this one is deafening. I hear kids crying its name out in random public places. Plus, the online community of nerdy chicks who are obsessed with animated children's movies are eagerly awaiting it too.

Bullshit, the law doesn't work like that. If you kill someone, and you immediately walk into the nearest police station, give them a full written confession, provide them with a video clip of you committing the murder, and otherwise cooperate with them in every way... you can still be executed. (If you live in a state that does that, natch.) Um, how would that work, exactly?

I'm on the webpage... and nowhere do I see instructions on how to listen to this. Do we have to register an account just to hear it?

Depends on where you live. If it's in ROH territory, the fans will just laugh and jeer at you if you try to pretend it's "real". In the South, you can catch a beating from your fellow wrestlers if you publicly admit it's NOT real. Actually, some people would argue with you there. Not necessarily ME, but some people.

According to people close to him, Jeff seems to have gone back to working really long hours at a ridiculous pace. Speculation is that he's thrown himself into his work to avoid dealing with it as much as possible. I don't think it's exploiting his wife per se, as long as they don't keep mentioning her on tv in a Guerrero fashion. My problem with it all: so who's at home with their kids? But yeah, Sting coming down from the rafters is needless offensive bullshit and makes a liar out of him, since after Owen happened he indeed said that he'd never do it again.

Was there a Journey song cut off in mid-lyric, too?

Heh. And yeah, how the hell could you possibly condense seven complete novels (some of them of Clancyan length) into one movie? To play Roland, there's one name that immediately popped to mind: Viggo Mortenson. Yeah, you'd have all the LOTR haters bitching about it, but I was thinking more of A History of Violence when I got the idea.

If it's so good, why's it at $16 now? Their highest value was their first day. It's steadily decreased ever since then. It's their company, literally. They definitely have the right to bitch about stuff they don't like.

Um, hello? "LESS THAN or equal to its original value"? As in, if you ever bought WWE stock, chances are that you paid more for it than it's worth now and made absolutely no money? In Wall Street terms, that's failure.

Yeah, it sucks that this murdering bastard added our seven trillionth example of how shitty humans are, but why'd you post this? What makes it different from the thousands of other horrible murders that happen every year?

Hell no I don't own any stock in WWE. Firstly, like Vern said, I'm poor. And more importantly, who the fuck wants stock that's pretty much always been less than or equal to its value when it was originally issued? That's the definition of not serving your shareholders' interests.

It doesn't work that way, though, on Wall Street. Like I said, according to the law, the WWE fucked up. Now we just gotta wait and find out if anyone important was pissed off.

HELL no it's not gonna happen. You think they're gonna trust someone as infamously unreliable as Sid with an angle this big? First time he's distracted by a shiny pair of scissors or someone throwing a softball, he's gone.

They're called "Bruce Wayne: Fugitive" and there are three of 'em.