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    Randy Orton suspended by WWE for 60 days

    Nope, it's still under wraps, which makes everyone even more curious of course. What the HELL did Orton do that was THAT bad?!
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    The OAO Raw Thread for 4/17/06

    AM Raw is indeed some good stuff. They usually do a really good job of cutting out the useless crap and showcasing the strong points. Plus, I usually miss Smackdown and don't get to check the internet all weekend, so the little CNN text crawl thingie is actually informative to me. The perfect thing for a wrestling fan who's still awake after a long Friday night.
  4. The real problem is, when's the last time Steiner put on a good match? And by "good" I mean "makes me want to pay to see this match", not "man, considering that it was Steiner and Test that match didn't suck as bad as I feared it would". Another factor is this: AJ is... kinda spoiled. He's used to wrestling top-quality opponents, and doesn't have much experience in carrying guys who have no business being in a wrestling ring. Minus a suplex or two, a Steiner/Styles match would look a lot like that match AJ had with Dusty Rhodes a couple years back.
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    Tom Cruise's latest announcement

    I just think it's dumb to arbitrarily pick a name from some other culture, or, even worse, make one up out of thin air. Maybe I'm just being old-fashioned, but people who insist on weird names for their kids come off as being really pretentious and full of themselves to me.
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    Tom Cruise's latest announcement

    No one who doesn't want that kid to get the shit beaten out of them on the playground and have people make fun of their name for the rest of their life.
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    Tom Cruise's latest announcement

    If Katie Holmes appeared in my bedroom naked and begging me to fuck her, I'd beat her to death in the mere hope of scoring brownie points with Mimi, Nicole, or Penelope. Bob and iggy simply have no taste. Ah, so in addition to being a complete asshole and batshit crazy, he's also pretentious. Good to know.
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    Carrie

    But Carrie came out four or five years before Friday the 13th did. The old "one last fake-out scare at the end of the movie" had been used before that, but it wasn't nearly as much of a cliche as it got to be during the 80's.
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    Best Selling

    A lot of people give JR a lot of shit, but for my money there's not an announcer out there who's better at simply bringing the emotional intensity and getting the fans truly involved in a match.
  10. And oh yeah, forgot, also saw the Noble/Spanky/Nigel vs. Joe/Danielson/Vordell match from the Trios Tournament, which was fun, but definitely went too long and looked like the guys forgot half the stuff they called.
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    Carrie

    Basically, Carrie was a girl who was born with psychic powers, but never understood or accepted them because of her mom's ultra-strict religious upbringing. She was unpopular in school and constantly tormented. And then on prom night, the other kids Went Too Far and BOOM.
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    Crash=Overrated

    THANK YOU. Has nobody else here seen Nashville, Short Cuts, Gosford Park, or any of the other various Robert Altman movies where he invented the whole "20 main characters" gimmick that Crash blatantly rips off? I thought it was a decent movie. Not the godawful piece of suck that some believe, not worthy of Best Picture either, but it had its moments. But it kinda dragged at times and by the end I never wanted to hear the word "racism" again. Good Night, and Good Luck was the only other BP nomination I saw this year, but personally I liked it better than Crash.
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    500,000 march in LA

    You have a point, or just being contentious for no reason? My original post was just pointing out that, despite how some people act, everyone who currently lives in America is descended from immigrants. Well... except for black people... their ancestors weren't exactly moving to a new land full of promise and opprotunity. I would certainly hope so. The key words there are "third generation". If someone lived in this country for their entire life but somehow their kids never learned English, I would wonder just what the fuck the problem was. I was mandated to take two years of foreign language in high school. Same thing in college.
  14. I've only seen two of Gibson's ROH matches: 2/26 vs. Puma and 5/13 vs. Austin Aries. The match with Aries was awesome, featuring great spots and compelling psychology. The one with Puma made me fall asleep. Not a "witty" burn on the match, I mean it literally, I fell asleep watching that match. I watched it again later, and came to the conclusion that I was right the first time.
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    Why are they still admins?

    Holy damn, where you been hiding?
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    TNA Philly show confirmed

    I'd pay money to see that show just to hear whatever the Philly locals were yelling at Jarrett.
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    500,000 march in LA

    It appears the white man has succeeded in erradicating the Native American Indians. Even from history. Bravo. It's the truth, Angel. (And if the native americans had never existed, then I wouldn't be typing this, since great-grandma was one of them.) The native americans had barely just got there when the European colonists had arrived, relatively speaking. People walked over the ice from Siberia into Alaska and down into the sweet breadbasket we know as America. The American continent (including South America) was the last spot on the planet to be settled. It was simply on the other side of the earth from where all humanity came from, and that's one hell of a long walk.
  18. Don't forget that AJ and Abyss have known each other a long time and wrestled dozens of matches together before they finally got that PPV spotlight. Way back when Abyss was Prince Justice, I saw him and AJ absolutely tear shit up down in Wildside around '02.
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    Movies that everyone loves that you cannot get the love for

    Von Trier is a preachy, xenophobic, manipulative, misogynistic fuckwad. Now granted, he can make some great stuff (Kingdom comes to mind) but the whole Dogme 95 movement was one of the most pretentious things I've ever heard of.
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    Active Stats

    I've got by far the lowest post count, and I think I hold the unofficial record for Longest Use Of The Same Avatar Pic too, but that's pretty much all I got to brag about.
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    Randy Orton suspended by WWE for 60 days

    There are a few examples that might be arguable, like Goldust, Davey Boy Smith, Jarrett, and a few others (Sid is the best one), but nobody who's a perfect case of what you're describing.
  22. And even if he hadn't been screwed, he still would've gone to WCW, still would've been kicked by Goldberg, still would've had the concussion that prevented him from ever getting in the ring again.
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    New Whedon movie!

    For all the internet hype, Serenity actually lost money during its theatrical run. It had a budget of 40 million, but only took in 25 million in domestic gross. It probably made the rest of its money back in foreign and DVD income, but still, it wasn't a hit.
  24. Maybe, but it didn't happen that way, and speculating about anything else is worthless fantasy booking.
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    Corino to Scherer:

    TNA cares exactly nothing about the history of the NWA title. How many times have former NWA world champs Dan Severn, Gary Steel, Shinya Hashimoto (rip), or Mike Rapada been booked at TNA?
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