Jingus

Um... hello? Any updates? I've taken massive doses of acetaminophin about equal to what Matt took and been just fine... but then again I weigh almost twice what he does.

Viscera answers the challenge, he's so fat that Masters can't get his arms around him, Viscera eats him, the end.

I've talked to LEGIONS of people who think it was the kewlest movie ever. It never seems to occur to them that Mickey and Mallory are two psychotic evil fucks who deserve to be shot in the head. Good call. I love film, but it can only do so much. Death Race 2000 scored the same scathing point on the media that Man Bites Dog did... and did it with the final goal of making money. God bless America.

No, still doing the same thing.

Holy shit, it's the creepy deformed pervert dude from Gerald's Game! Is anyone surprised that this guy would turn out to be a sex offender? After all, unless he happened to score with a blind chick or found a girl with really weird fetishes, I doubt that he could even get a hooker to fuck him for triple pay.

That is the funniest goddamn thing I've heard all day. The Queen Of The Gang Bang gonna sue someone cuz he claimed she touched his peepee. Bwa ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaa.

Damn good points, Rudo. Abso-fucking-lutely. I call this tendency "finisher burn", where they do two piledrivers and five powerbombs and seventeen moves off the top rope and a million DDTs all in one match. It just gets tiresome to see them hit a bazillion moves and never sell a goddamn thing. I gotta find a way to upload some of the matches I've commentated sometime. I never ever get any feedback on my stuff. I try to find a middle ground between in-joke smarkiness and "bah gawd" screaming. That's something I've seen so often that I almost want to start doing shoot run-ins on the markish motherfuckers who commit this particular sin. I'm not immune to the lure of cool Japanese spots either, I actually stole a sequence from Kobashi/Misawa-Kawada/Taue 6/9/95 and used it in one of my matches, but I only stole ONE spot. Some indy wrestlers seem like their entire offense is comprised of stuff they ganked from other people. Prime example: Low-Ki. I don't know if I've ever seen him do a move that wasn't stolen from some puro guy.

EDIT: so depressed in fact that I had to post it twice.

How easily people forget how dangerous this stuff really is. How easily we forget about the frailty of the human body. People die every day from slipping and falling in their goddamn shower, after all. Like Franchise said, I'd actually expect tragedies like this to happen more often than they do, sadly enough. And Lucha, I'm sorry. EDIT: wow, visiting his website made me incredibly depressed. This wasn't just some backyard idiot, he was a real pro who apparently had lots of people who loved him and a real future ahead of him. So it goes...

Absolutely.

Our J*Wing® customer service representatives won't go quite THAT far.

Why wouldn't I like you? Basically, J*Wing is a place where everyone can hang out with all the people who were banned from TSM.

Thank GOD I finally found someone who agrees with me. I saw Natural Born Killers once and hated it so thoroughly that I never watched it again. And I saw the piece of shit in question damn near a decade ago, and I still feel no need to see it again.

Honestly, I've only seen one or two of the guy's matches, and it's been a while since I watched 'em. I heard he sucked long before I ever got any tapes of him, so any time he showed up it automatically equalled fast-forward. I can't even remember what he looks like. I just drop Xavier's name for the cheap heat it provides.

Anyone who's seen any of his movies should already know that this man was hitting some pretty strong shit. Nobody could convince me that U-Turn was directed by a sober man.

Well, he's the worst one they had, so he's always my go-to joke whenever I wanna mock ROH. More recently, uh, well, John Walters as Pure Wrestling Champion I guess. Never understood the appeal of the guy, or really any of the former Special K crew who apparently stopped doing drugs and wrestle under their real names now.

Recently, I'd much rather watch Raw than almost any indy show in existence. Plain and simple, the WWE can afford to sign whoever they want and that leads to them having the best roster in the country. Does even ROH have a group of guys that can compare overall to Benoit, Angle, Guerrero, Misterio, Michaels, HHH, Jericho, Taker, RVD, so on and so forth? I don't think so. Hell, even Bradshaw was a better heavyweight champion than Xavier.

Point #1: That girl looks much older than 11. Point #2: There's no way in hell she's a DD, that rack is a small C at most. Point #3: The whole thing just sounds made up. Point #4: Even if it's real, it's the friggin Japanese, go figure. Point #5: You think they understand us either? After all, the USA has by far the highest number of serial killers in the entire world. Translated roughly from the Japanese: "Dude, have you heard what the fuck all happens ALL THE TIME in America? Those white people are fucking crazy!"

Same reason that indy films tend to be more interesting than Hollywood crap, or that a high-school football game can be more exciting and compelling than the Superbowl: money. Or the lack thereof. The WWE is a real official grown-up Corporation, with public stock and everything. Like most corporations, they don't want to take a lot of risks because if they do, it's their ass. Especially when you're talking about a business that posess such painfully permanent hazards to the employees as wrestling does. Especially when half of their TV shows are done LIVE. (To put it in perspective, who blows the most "spots": any WWE worker on Raw, or Jimmy Fallon on an average episode of SNL?) In the minor leagues, on the other hand, very little of that pressure exists. Money isn't a factor, because for most indy workers, there isn't any. It's just them, their opponent, and a few dozen fans in attendance at some national guard armory. Their passion and drive to put on a good show for the fans (and, not unrelatedly, perhaps get noticed by the higher-ups) is their primary motivation, which leads to taking a lot more chances, which can lead to a much more exciting and unusual product than the stale, safe, predictable Big Leagues can offer.

Sure. You might wanna warn him that considering our current roster of members he'll probably be verbally raped and gutted much worse than he ever was here, but like anyone else he's welcome to join up.

She looks more like one of the shaved-head concentration camp women from Schindlers List than anything else, to me. Still, I find her attractive. Other than her android impression line-readings in Phantom Menace I pretty much love everything she's done. And oh yeah, Sigourney Weaver in Alien 3 still remains the most asskickingest bald woman of all time.

EDIT: Uh-oh spaghettios, double post.

Shit, I go offline for just two little weeks, and it looks like Kid 'n Play had a muthafucking house party up in this biatch. Well, hi Dames, welcome back. And don't mind me if I randomly link to another board or anything like that, heh, it's gotten kinda weird here in the past few months.

Forget her husband, I'm watching the White House correspondants dinner, I wish this woman was in the oval office instead. She's hilarious.

Yep. Not serious at all. Certainly not serious enough to make you lose it and start yelling. And who exactly does pay those bills, anyway? And how much are they?