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I've seen the match, and it kicks ass. Whoever owns the rights to the footage (Smartmarkvideo?) really should make a compilation tape of Chris's matches from his last run in IWA, cuz from everything I've seen and heard they were just some damn fine wrestling.

Night of the Living Dead (1990 remake): 6/10 Meh. Tom Savini directed this, and while he didn't fuck it off, he didn't exactly reinvent the zombie movie like the DOTD remake did. Patricia Tallman and Tony Todd are excellent as the leads, but the supporting cast is kinda weak. It wasn't done too badly, but there was really no reason to do it in the first place. Pi: 9/10 A wonderful, wonderful example on how to take a budget of about $3.50 and make a compelling movie with it. Shot almost entirely in closeup, this engrossing thriller grabs you and drags you right into the brain of Max Cohen, math genius, a man using computers to do startling theoretical research into numbers. A fun mindfuck. Apocalypse Now: 10/10 I used to call this my all-time favorite movie. I don't think I would anymore, but it's still goddamned amazing and easily the best Vietnam War movie ever made.

Okay, finally got an answer, thanks. From what it sounds like, I hope she did quit the biz, good riddance. I didn't either. Some people learn quick.

Yeah, Bad News, that guy.

Yeah there was. I've got it on tape. And before THAT there was a Dusty Rhodes vs. Tully Blanchard "barbed-wire ladder match" in which they sorta kinda almost touched each other's forehead to the barb wire, and then climb like two steps up a ladder to grab a bag of money or somethin'. And before THAT there were a few ladder matches in the Stampede promotion in Calgary, involving Bret, the Dynamite Kid, and that big black guy whose name escapes me right now.

Please don't force me to hunt down that ancient thread where I shredded a 9/11 conspiracy theory. I don't like wasting that kind of energy these days.

...and then Cedric the Motherfucking Entertainer steps up and blows everyone else off the stage. I can't believe I just saw Cedric do a stand-up routine on fucking CSPAN. God bless America.

No. He is insane. This isn't the Kennedy assassination, people, there are overwhelming mountains of proof that Islamic terrorists hijacked those planes and crashed them into buildings.

I loved how Abyss somehow finds a way to work the gimmick even when paying tribute to his dead friend. I'm not kidding, that was awesome.

Hey Jaxl: Seattle '92 called, they want their gimmick back.

And LSD too, apparently. (That would be Love-Sex-Dating, not the drug, not the wrestler.)

Aw, cry me a river. I'm sitting her a 25-year old man and thanks to God giving my genetic family tree one very special finger, I still can't grow a decent mustache or beard even if Nicole Kidman's pussy was just begging for a fur-laced tongue whipping.

Who gives a fuck about their politics? I think their songs are catchy and funny.

-The Class Clown: this guy doesn't care what the hell the discussion is really about, he's here to put himself over, often with an appropriate ( or terribly innapropriate) link to a picture of God only knows what.

Gee, getting pregnant makes you look bad? News to me.

Geez. Dude. I mean, I got a pair of -3's when I took it, but christ, seriously, that's like hanging off the left wing. Like Simon Belmont in Castlevania inching 99% of his body weight over empty space and hanging on by his toenails. That's WAY close to falling over the edge.

Yeah, I remember that run. "Hard Knox" Chris Candido, his gimmick was that he claimed he was some legendary veteran and had pinned every single wrestler in the business at some point or another. Great times. God I miss him already.

I love how these arguments over a girl's attractiveness get started on a wrestling board. There are so many different archetypes involved: -The Virgin: that guy who's still in high school and pops wood over anything that even vaguely resembles a mammary. Quote: "OMG Chyna is SO HOT lol" -Da Hater: This individual will swear that the girl in question is fugly, hideous, disgusting, and (in extreme situations) in fact a male. All this despite the fact that in real life this individual has never had sex or has never had sex with a girl as cute as the one he's bashing. Sometimes reduces The Virgin to crying. Quote: "All that's missing from that picture of the fatty in purple bra is Salacious Crumb and some frogs." -The "It's ALL Good" Brutha: This guy will come back and mock the hater, usually with some comment about the thicker the cushion, the better the pushin'. Tends to be a black guy, but not always. Quote: "You'd ALL hit it." -The Annoying Realist: the guy who makes this list and reminds you that the girl in question is just a pretty average young woman whose tits you would stare at if you saw her in that halter top at the mall. AKA me. And for hopefully the last fucking time, why is she infamous?

The WWF and WCW had the best wrestlers in the country under contract in '95... but they also had a LOT of guys who didn't know a wristlock from a wristwatch and a lot of really bad gimmicks besides. ECW had a mixed crew of untried rookies and ex-Big 2 hasbeens, yet through sheer hard work turned it into a decent little product. In the end? I think they came out about even. Though WCW was the worst, as always. And oh yeah, I would pay cash money to see Jeff Jarrett in Philadelphia. Just imagining all the smarks falling all over each other to see who can boo louder or come up with a more creatively vulgar chant brings a smile to my face.

I blinged my bullets once... you shoulda seen how fast CSI tracked my ass down.

Christ, some of you people are just sad. It' called Occam's Razor, look into it.

All well and good. But: 1. What the hell are we supposed to do to stop it? and 2. What changes would it make anyway that we couldn't cope with? And don't just respond with stuff about saving the earth or recycling or hybrid cars or whatever. Non-combustion automobiles have been around for a long time now, but have still yet to catch on with the public. That's simply because the manufacturers still haven't found any other means of propulsion that works as well and as cheaply as gasoline. And do remember that no matter what, there will always be greedy or incompetent businesses and nations that will continue to pollute the environment for their own short-term gains. We really can't stop that. It's human to be fucking stupid and destructive. We can curb it back as well as possible, but eliminating it entirely is a pipe dream which will never happen because of simple psychology. So what's your solution? And is the problem really serious enough to need solving? Remember, they said WORST CASE SCENERIO was ten degrees. That means the real number is way below that.

Which Punk started, let's not forget. Sledgehammer, are you aware that TNA already has used every single name on that list except for Ahmed Johnson (and who really wants to see him)? No matter who TNA brings in, they've proven time and time again that they just can't keep anyone over except for their core group of a few select guys.

Implying that an American president would plan out the terrorist attacks which caused thousands of innocent deaths, could've easily caused thousands more than they did, completely destroyed one of the nation's most prominent landmarks, damaged his own military headquarters, and sent the whole country into an economic depression from which we've yet to fully recover. Not to mention that fourth plane was going to crash into his own house. Sorry. "Pretty fucking unlikely" doesn't begin to cover it.

I blinged my penis. Your mom loves it.