Jingus

That is one HELL of a photoshop job.

Wouldn't know. Except for Gameboy & Tactics and other crap like that, FFVIII is the only Final Fantasy I've never played. The word I heard from everyone was SO bad that I steered clear of it.

The one in Atlanta's already sold out, dammit. Never underestimate the power of geekdom.

I've sorta fantasized about running a TSM-based show for years now. It is a really tempting idea. But consider these various problems: 1. Our members live in various locations all over the world, so coming up with one ideal town to hold it in would be impossible; wherever we put it would still be too far away for at least 90% of our members to attend. 2. Depending on what state you hold it in (assuming the show would be in America), running a wrestling show can be really fucking expensive. The licensing fees alone for a show in Pennsylvania can bankrupt the average person. 3. Such shows do have a history of falling on their faces pretty badly. Anyone else remember Breaking The Barrier?

Communism hasn't worked simply because it's proven, time and again, that it doesn't work. There hasn't been one successful communist country, ever. Every single one of them has either collapsed economically or been overthrown by enraged mobs of revolting citizens. When the best example of a working model you can provide is fucking Cuba, it's time to give it up as a system of government.

That's possibly the funniest parody of Keith's writing that I've ever seen. This bit was my favorite:

Meh. Team Joss didn't cut that trailer, it was kinda obviously a studio deal. But still... Villain: "I want to settle this like civilized men. I'm not threatening you, I'm unarmed..." Mal: "Good." BANG. Ruled.

Same here.

Nah, don't ban him. I've always thought that some of the mods were a little too ban-happy. I'd much rather keep people like CronoT around than to send them away into the dark cold lonely night.

Well, actually the Scoobs main strength is that Buffy is simply the biggest badass in the world. She's kinda like the Superman villain Doomsday: ridiculously strong, and if you kill her she just comes back even more powerful. She completely whipped Faith, Angel, and Spike's asses in all their fights. The only other heroes that even come close to her power are Ilyria and Willow.

And where did Spider-Poet go?

Tell me about it. You remember it too, Czech! YOU WERE THERE TOO!!! Sorry, got stuck in my Dennis Hopper voice there.

And I tried going the 1024X768 way, I really did, but I'm trippin on DXM and tiny little letters are hard for me to read right now.

You two remind me of Hugh Grant's friends in Notting Hill, where they'd insult each other in the sickest cheapshot way and make really awkward personal confessions, yet somehow their bond grew stronger from it. I now pronounce you man & wife.

And in other news today, we here at this station have exclusively confirmed that shit happened.

I love it when an argument over politics turns into an existential discussion of philosophy.

Uh, what's to misread? I'm still trying to figure out exactly what the hell you said in the first place. The English language is lying there dead and bloody on the floor and the knife is in your hand when the cops arrive.

Is Cap someone's gimmick account for hardcore, or are you really just a fucking weirdo who only posts in this folder? Either way, cheers mate, I salute you. Typing out that alternating-case crap is hell on the fingers and takes forever, yet you not only did it but slipped in a Manos reference while you were at it. That is multilayered comedy on the level of Shakespeare.

Or was it Alfdogg? I dunno, someone from the original OAOAST crew.

No they shouldn't. That was an old CWM gimmick and it sucked back then too.

I have a friend called Chuck. He's a wrestler and he marks out for Those Canadians. That's the closest I can get to a true Canadian Chuck.

I would need a much bigger server than this to list all my guilty pleasure songs that make me look like a complete fairy. Let's just say that I was a big fan of Ace Of Base & UB40 and it all went downhill from there.

Huh? Have A Nice Day is the longest & most detailed book ever written on the subject of pro wrestling.

Nash should just call a spade a spade and form the Old World Order.

I amuse myself. It doesn't take much. HE CATCHES BULLETS WITH HIS TEETH!