Jingus

Xanax is a weird puppy. Some people swear by it; me, I just swear at it, since it tends to hit me more like a roofie than anything, I get sleepy and have a hard time remembering anything the next day. I've heard it tends to work better for women than men though, some kinda brain chemistry difference.

Heh, I thought of that too. Whatever happened to Louis Gosset Jr? He used to be the man.

Already been used by other guys on the indies.

So... it was a Raw Rant with more typos?

I am from Tennessee, so hopefully you'll understand if I just completely missed the thread in WWE and thought it was erased. But what did nik write?

Will someone please explain what the hell is going on here? Did nikjohn "jump ship"? What was in that article? Why was it removed? Why was the thread about it in WWE erased?

That's part of it. But look at an Impact show: most of the matches are three minutes, tops. AmDrag's neo-Regal mat wrestling wouldn't do well under those time constraints.

Yep. Good to see that Dusty at least jazzed up the PPV names.

Holy shit, I didn't think you were serious.

Seriously, what happened? I feel like I missed something here.

EDIT: a double post seems oddly appropriate in this thread.

The Razzies have been going downhill over the past year or two. Then again, it's not like they were ever supposed to be taken seriously in the first place.

Ross called about a thousand Sting matches in WCW. It's not unreasonable to think he calls it a Stinger Splash just by reflex.

Listen to the voice of experience: being a mod isn't that damn cool.

This is yet another lose/lose situation. On one hand, I think everyone would agree that summer break is not the time to be doing math homework. On the other, they really shouldn't have sued because of it.

It's also awesome any time the crowd is so loud that the sound on tape is distorted because the equipment can't record it properly. The response to Sabu showing up to challenge Taz at November to Remember 1996 is a good example of that.

Yeah it does. Check out the last post in the Ashlee Simpson thread.

I love how the same people who bitch about Gangrel being fat will proudly proclaim FOLEY IS GOD. I'd also love to see Bret managing Teddy in TNA, but I doubt it'll ever happen.

Obviously, this all depends on your exact definition of "Chicago".

No, I referred to it as a "gun". Which is technically correct, but let me restate it to be more exact: the AK-47 is the most common assault firearm in the world.

I wish I could find this one interview with Sammartino I read a while back, I think it was with Meltzer. Anyway, he said that the loudest crowd reaction he'd ever heard was during his feud with Larry Zybisco. Bruno said that they had to literally scream their spots into each other's ears, otherwise they couldn't hear shit, the crowd was roaring so loud.

Dwayne Johnson sounds like an insurance salesman. Richard Morgan Fliehr doesn't exactly scream "world champion" either. Virgil Runnels sounds like a fat gas station attendant (wait a minute...). The SAT's real names are Joel and Kelvin. When you think about it, guys like Harley Race, Bret Hart, Kurt Angle, and Brock Lesnar had huge advantages from birth just because of their cool names.

Cena is certainly over and knows how to sell, do comedy, and work his gimmick, but that's about it. His offense consists of mostly just punch-n-stomp, and he never does the F-U the same way twice. (It's a Death Valley Driver! No, it's an inverted Angle Slam! No, it's a Michinoku Driver without the sit-down! No wait, it's a Samoan drop!) Orton does use a lot of rest holds, but that's more holds than Cena ever seems to employ.

Try Seattle, I've heard it's basically a constant 60 degrees with nonstop rain.

If I were back in my loved/hated hometown of Nashville, I'd be high right now. But I'm stuck in a town where I don't know anyone. Not one soul. And I'm practically chained to the house 23 hours out of the day. And I don't have my own car with me. And my money is limited at best. All that = no green.