Jingus

Oh GOD, not again.

WTF are you talking 'bout?

Use your goddamn seatbelt. There's not one good reason not to.

Man, I feel like shit now for making that joke, I really shouldn't have done that. The moral of today's story is: NEVER fuck Rob Black's wife, even if she is a porn star.

Captain Spaulding growling out obsceneties from behind his clown makeup is Grade A entertainment to me.

Was there ever a Rockers vs British Bulldogs match?

Just put the damn belt on RVD. Everyone else has had it, why not?

LOL!! You think Americans care about the environment?!? LOL!!! You think Democrats care about the environment? LOL!!!! You think Republicans do? You think anyone still likes that lame LOL joke?

I've only seen a handful of Choshu matches, mostly froms the 90's. Although it was nice to see any crowd as rabid as the one at his 96 G1 Climax finals match with Chono, the work itself didn't exactly set me on fire. What're some good matches he's been in? (Aside from the infamous/hilarious one where Maeda kicked him in the face.)

How long til Messiah loses his other thumb?

No pobo, fo sheez.

Prince Paul just needs to come along on the Elk-Hunting-Themed Bachelor Party... wearing a deer suit. (Does WISHING DEATH count when it's on a poster who's been banned for years and everyone hates?)

Don't diss on Baba. I just saw him take about the nastiest piledriver/powerbomb/fucked-up-headdrop-thing EVER in a match with Bruiser Brody, and yet somehow it didn't snap his twiggy deformed neck and he still got up and finished the match.

He just looks like he needs Chapstick to me. Now, if he had an eyepatch... cuz eyepatches make you look hard.

I've been TRYING to repress that game for years, thankyouverymuch, along with other so-called fighting games like Pit Fighter, Time Killers, Rise of the Robots, Violence Fight, Street Fighter: The Movie, and any overrated Neo-Geo crap made by SNK.

There have been a whole buncha reasons written in the comics on why Kent is never recognized. First of all, like everyone else said, nobody is looking for Superman's "real" identity: the guy wears no mask, so everyone kinda assumes he's Supes 24/7. Also, aside from the glasses Clark supposedly used little psychological tricks like changing his posture, his speaking patterns, all kinds of stuff that only Superman (with his inhumanly precise control over his own body) would be able to pull off long-term. Yeah, Luthor now knows who Clark really is, thanks to some guy selling him some satellite information that showed his space capsule landing in Smallville all those years ago.

If I could scare up the gas money and fabricate an excuse for being away that long, I'd actually consider it. Milky, with you, I never know if you're ribbing me or serious.

Well, whaddya expect with you guys' maple-leaf Monopoly money?

If anyone remembers me from 3 years ago, it's only because I've kept Mr. Pogo as my avatar for that entire time (except for when I had Akira Taue there for a while, but let's all just forget about that debacle). I've been a borderline/honorary/marginal members of half the cliques that have come thru this place... except J*WING... but nobody remembers that, and with good reason.

I think it was actually a scarily accurate view of political correctness gone wild, considering it came out in '94 before the PC craze fully kicked in. Plus, I salute any movie that somehow shoehorns Wesley Snipes, Denis Leary, and Jesse Ventura together on the same screen. "I'm the kind of guy who'd walk into a greasy spoon and wonder - "Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecued ribs with the side order of grave fries?" I WANT high cholesterol. I wanna eat bacon and butter and BUCKETS of cheese, okay? I want to smoke Cuban cigars the size of Cincinnati in the non-smoking section. I want to run through the streets naked with green jello all over my body reading playboy magazine. Why? Because I suddenly might feel the urge to, okay, pal? I've SEEN the future. Do you know what it is? It's a 47-year-old virgin sitting around in his beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake, and singing "I'm an Oscar Meyer Wiener." " -Leary, clearly writing his own lines.

You've Got Mail: 5/10 I liked this movie a lot more once I realized what it so desperately wanted to be: one of those screwball romantic comedies from the 30's and 40's, and every once in a while it succeeds (check out Ryan and Kinnear's hilarious breakup scene). Problem is, the whole thing is sabotaged by a horribly generic script, which contains so many plotholes that Kevin Williamson would start cursing at the screen (why wouldn't asshole millionare Hanks just close down his own store's children section?), and it brutally cuts short the "happy" ending. It's given a much-needed shot in the arm by the bizarro-world supporting cast: what other movie has Dave Chappelle, Parker Posey, Steve Zahn, Dabney Coleman, and Michael Badalucco all hanging around stealing the stars' spotlight?

Incest is just about the only sexual activity that's been 100% scientifically proven to have disastrous results; just look at any portraits of the old Hapsburgs to see what inbreeding can give the world.

I don't think it's that much different than hundreds of planes, ships, and subs carrying around nuclear warheads, or billions of gallons of oil being carted by oft-incompetent private tankers.

Nope, check out the first page of the thread.

For anyone in the know, what was Meltzer's big problem with Bob Backlund? Not having the WWF World Champion (and a truly great mat wrestler) in the fucking Top 100 is pretty inexcusable. What a shock. Bullshit. Brody was the Undertaker of the 80s: damn good when he was on, but often tended to be a lazy no-selling piece of shit. Great moves?! This is a guy who uses a shitty clothesline as a finish. Probably referring to Ted's generic babyface style, pre-Millionare. So "lunatic" is Meltzerese for "Yakuza-owned"? How little did Dave know that Lane's best matches were all yet to come. Depended greatly on the territory. Plenty of guys even back then would only semi-sell chairshots, and Harley Race had someone kick out of a piledriver in every match he ever had. Hogan actually kinda sorta tried to wrestle back then before he got locked into his Hulking Up formula. He had watchable matches with everyone from Tony Atlas to Andre.