Jingus

...fuck. All this talk about weed and getting high really makes me want some. Don't suppose anyone knows how to get some (safely) anywhere near Savannah, GA?

I dunno, from what I've heard a lotta states have recently signed laws against that kind of wedding. ::rimshot:: Ah, when all else fails, go for the easy fag joke.

Actually, it's pseudoephedrine which is used to make crystal meth and related crap. Yes, that's right, fucking SUDAFED is the evil poison that is the building blocks of all those meth labs.

Jesus, where do you live? That much will get you about anything here in TN, hell I usually get my Camels for at least a dollar less.

I mean really, how often do you look at a man's shoes? [/freeman]

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind: 10/10 Brilliant, deep, emotional flick that's a meditation on human relationships, the frailty of memory, and everyone's dream of having a second chance with that one special person. Easily the best thing Jim Carrey's ever done, and the rest of the cast matches him with uniformly flawless performances. Charlie Kaufman finally makes good on his earlier potential with a movie that's a lot more satisfying than his first two efforts. Can't recommend it enough for shy guys who've ever been in love with a crazy female.

You weren't ignored. Let's just say that a lot of people in that folder don't get out of the house much, and your post wasn't that far off the norm.

Ephedrine (Yellowjackets) and pseudoephedrine (Sudafed) are two completely different things. Both can give you a heart attack if overused, but ephedrine will do it a LOT quicker, you have to do a ludicrous amount of pseudoephed to have anything real bad happen. I wasn't gonna say nothing, but that happened to me too.

So to find the actual pro-gay message, you have to go on the Internet and find it. Which is probably slightly more difficult than finding hardcore gay porn. These rich archconservative fundamentalist times have way too fucking much spare time on their hands.

Gothika: 5/10 Standard-issue ghost movie/whodunit (but it does manage to hide Who Dun It better than most). Halle Berry gives her usual not-bad-enough-to-bitch-about performance, and she's surrounded by a fine supporting cast: it's especially nice to know that Charles S. Dutton is still pulling down a paycheck. HOWever, this movie was a shining example of three specific annoying trends I've noticed more and more often recently: 1. The Perpetually Underlit Official Buildings. Whether it's a hospital, a police station, a prison, or an office building, it seems like all the architects who built the locations in today's thrillers just forgot to put in enough light bulbs, casting dramatic-looking but highly implausible shadows over the actors' tense faces. 2. Wall-To-Wall Background Music. I guess the editor feels like they need to justify the score writer's paycheck, cuz it seems like every damn scene is filled with unnecessarily overdramatic music. There's several different varieties: the Chase Down A Dark Hallway (ripped off Bernard Herman), the Exciting Swashbuckling Adventure (John Williams), the Epic Journey Thru Big-Sky-Country (James Horner), the Something Magical & Wondrous Is Occuring (Danny Elfman), and the most irritating of all, Attention Audience: Get Out Your Hankerchiefs (generic strings-n-horns crap). Music is most effective when it's used sparingly: see Schindler's List of Buffy the Vampire Slayer: The Body for good examples. 3. Okay, I'm a male feminist at heart, and I agree that gratuitous female nudity in movies is often exploitive and sexist. However, I've noticed there are a lot of hypocritical-as-hell movies out there that have random unknown extras bare their bodies, while the stars get to keep covered up. In Gothika, there's a shower scene in which you see nothing but the faces of Halle Berry and Penelope Cruz, while various poor struggling extra actresses are completely exposed all around them. This strikes me as being elitist and double-standardy as all hell. (Plus, if you're a man and you're directing Gothika, what the fuck is wrong with you when you've got Berry and Cruz in a shower scene, and don't show the goods of either?)

Rape, incest, pedophilia, and bestiality all come to mind. Well darn, wouldn't you know it, I'm so absent-minded that I forgot my own address. You can look it up yourself though, my real name's George W. Bush.

On the environment thing: someone has to take care of the stuff; it has to be buried somewhere. And I think that the Americans in charge of this crap are probably the best at nuclear storage/disposal in the world; we've sure as hell had more experience at it than any other country.

Republican President + Republican-dominated Congress + mostly conservative Supreme Court = this whole argument means nothing anyway.

Aw, c'mon, it wasn't THAT hard to find.

Won't load at all for me.

Pretty much my reaction, too. We invented the nuclear age, we gotta accept some consequences. Plus, we're getting paid good money to do it.

No, the worst times to be high are the following: 1. When you suddenly run into this girl you're interested in, and you're trying to be a fountain of wit and scintillating conversation, and about all you can manage to get out is "so... come here often?" 2. Anything involving your parents. (Unless they smoke pot too.)

...ugh. I now have some new advice: if you're gonna experiment with robotrippin' and getting drunk multiple times in a 48-hour period with basically no sleep in between, make for godDAMN sure that you take some vitamin E or some of that Chaser shit along with it. I just spent about eight hours straight curled in a little ball on the bathroom floor with all the lights off and the kind of headache that feels like someone's literally driving a railroad spike thru your head. FUCK, that was unpleasant. ...but then again, I've always been the stubborn type. ::goess to store to buy more Tussin::

So, I'll probably come back as that godhatesfags guy... or a tarantula... or Vince Russo. Arrgh.

Why does anyone think it's necessary to legislate what people do with their genitals in the privacy of their own homes? I still haven't heard one good argument against gay marriage that wasn't at heart based on religion.

Cuz Garza's still in jail for getting caught at the border with steroids, I'd assume.

Never had a problem with Mole. ::must... resist... urge... to quote entire "Mole" rant from Goldmember...::

Check out that thread now, Milky. Not only did FromBehindTheCradle agree with you, but he brought some pics to share. Like CC said: creepy.

::JINGUS shows up just to randomly hit an ANGLE AWARD-WINNING DEVILBOMB~! on George W. Bush.:: (A note to the forum moderators and any law-enforcement officers: hello. Obviously, I am not actually threatening to perform a professional wrestling move on the president. The ANGLE AWARD-WINNING DEVILBOMB~! is used exclusively by JINGUS, who is also a seven-feet-tall mutant who got that way by overdosing on radioactive steroids. Ergo, this entire post {at least until the parentheses} is a fictional account of events which are not, have not, and will not ever take place. Thank you for your time and attention.) (Besides, I doubt that Dubya knows how to bump, and he'd probably just no-sell it anyway.)

Between that thread, saying a 14-year-old is your new celebrity crush, and the "Taste it. TASTE IT" post, what'd you expect?