Jingus

Remember the "oh man drugz" thread? I did all of the above, so I'm not thinking real clear right now, sorry. . Cocksucker.

Holy shit dude, I thought I'd never hear from you again! PM me, I wanna talk to you.

If it helps, Dam, I've asked myself the same questions over and over again. Hell, I asked many adults those questions back when I was a kid, and never got an answer that satisfied me. So while I can't offer you the meaning of life, I can at least tell you that you're not alone in not knowing it.

I'd love Jon Stewart and Tina Fey to be co-anchors of a real news show, just for the hell of it.

He better feel fucking HONORED to have had a starring role in a Mel Brooks picture at such a young age, even if it was one of Mel's crappier flicks. Plus, he got to pretend he was Isaac Hayes' son, which is extra cool points. Hey, you learn weird stuff when you randomly surf IMDB. Like, didya know that the Sherrif of Nottingham from RH:MIT was also the villain in Scorpion King? Or that Dave was in You've Got Mail? (I may actually have to watch that now.)

I get this funny feeling there's a Yankee among us. Seriously, the Carolinas ain't that bad, you should definitely check out Charleston if you ever get the chance. Plus, North Carolina is the resting place of the Biltmore, which is quite possibly the single coolest private residence ever constructed on American soil.

Something that all of TSM should agree on: Sintoxic's sig is badass. If you're hanging around sin, where'd you get that pic from?

Thanks, the new one's much more entertaining anyway.

Well, it doesn't help that the last time I saw Nova he had a full beard and looked more like Kanyon.

It stretches the page somewhat for me too, Paragon.

Let me put it this way: directly north of North Carolina is... West Virginia. If you've ever been there, then you know that the true South isn't all downhill of the Mason-Dixon line.

I forget where I saw it, but elsewhere it has been announced as a 30-minute match. I'd love to see that... but the main event makes this show an automatic no-order for me. I'm sorry, but I'd feel dirty if I contributed to the buyrate of any PPV where Kevin Fucking Nash is in the main event in a singles match.

I second Mrnoitaull here, it took me a couple of weeks to figure out who the hell that was. First Candido, now Nova, why is Vince hellbent on ruining every decent cruiserweight with some dumbass gimmick?

It was freakish cold last night, I went out to smoke and damn near froze my balls off... and I'm in Georgia. I feel sorry for any poor schmucks who live much further north. It is much warmer today, though.

Well, if you're talking about hallucinogens, then you're talking alone as my experience with 'em is limited at best. Typically though you're right, weed alone can't get me anywhere near the 4th stage; it's only done that once, the second time I ever smoked it (and it was some FINE-ass bud). Usually it takes a combination of stuff: those nights when I smoke a lot, plus have a couple beers, and a xanax, and a pain pill, and some cough medicine, etc. Speaking of which, I'm trying this robotrippin' one more time. I found a Tussin mix that has both DXM and my own pet favorite, pseudoephedrine hydrochloride, plus I've got a couple loritabs and half a bottle of that expectorant-hybrid crap if I get desperate. Synchronize watches: chugging in three, two, one...

Ah, this is similar to how I grade my reefer highs. 1st level: mild buzz. I can tell it's working but I want more, now. 2nd: officially stoned, just wanna sit back on the couch, sip cola and watch wrestling. Maybe pack another bowl in a little while. 3rd: fuuuuuucked up. Coherent conversation and walking in a straight line are basically impossible. Takes almost an act of God to get me out of my chair. No more for me, I'm good. 4th: completely goddamn obliterated. I just sit there in a trance, almost completely unresponsive to the outside world. Probably stay this way til I fall asleep.

I don't. One of the rare times I've turned down sex was cuz the girl was a virgin. Being anyone's "first man" is way too much pressure for me.

Just saying why the insult really didn't work for me.

Nah, it's a long story but I can't get any weed right now. (Unless I made a road trip up the coast and got Kotz to score me some.) No double vision either, just a general mild buzz and drunk-like clumsiness. What is this system of "plateaus" you speak of?

The Redneck comedy guys are pretty accurate when it comes to depicting the life of your standard backroads cracker, I gotta admit.

Actually the exact offense was written as such: So God only knows exactly what that means and exactly what happened. Technically, poking someone with your finger or saying that you're gonna hit them can get you arrested and convicted for assault. As a lifelong Southerner who's never once hit a woman: fuck you.

Oh yeah, and can't forget The Original Kangs of Comedy too. Who would've thought that Steve fucking Harvey (whose variety show is SO bad that I literally can't watch it) would prove to be so goddamn funny once he was allowed to do his own thing?

Holy shit, THIS was unexpected. He's charged with a misdeamenor count of "non-aggressive physical force assault", what the hell does that mean?

I'd say MLK accomplished a helluva lot more than Malcolm X ever did in the long run. Plus, a non-violent reverend like King does make a much more approachable and sellable martyr than a hardline muslim like X.

I finally figured out why this sounded familiar. I forget which episode, but at one point on Chappelle Show during the host segment, Dave blasts some TV network for putting him in a shitty sitcom where the gimmick was that he and a white guy were friends "because that's SO unusual". Anyone who saw it, report, was it as bad as it sounded?