Jingus

There are funny comedians out there, sure. Denis Leary was hilarious before he sold out; George Carlin made me laugh uproariously until he got too angry and political. Steven Weber is great if you like that sort of thing. Dane Cook couldn't pass an onstage drug test if his life depended on it, but his act profits from that.

Yeah. What the fuck is that thing, anyway? 1. I have a hard time taking any message seriously that comes from something which appears to be the bastard child of Pikachu and Kirby. 2. Man-chimp.... hmmm, that sounds familiar... oh yeah, it's cuz of the only other President I've ever heard referred to by his contemporaries as an ape, specifically a "baboon"... his birth name was Abraham Lincoln.

Actually... that would explain a LOT. And oh yeah, double standards suck. Even more than Lita did.

Agree. But then, it's a well-known rule of physics that All Morning DJs Suck.

Dunno, never done X, been afraid to ever since a girl I knew got a bad batch of it and died. It felt more like I was drunk than anything else. I could definitely tell it was working, but a bowl of decent weed would've done the same thing if not better.

Hell, chug what ya got and get on AIM, I'll crack open this spare wine bottle and we'll all have random oh-so-HIlarious internet convos that'll probably be used for blackmail material later.

I call dibs on Penguin... the fat ugly motherfucker who still gets da hot chicks and da bling-bling. As a former mod myself, let me state for the record that Frigidsoul/Failed Mascot's banning was the weakest of weaksauce. He did kinda sorta indirectly imply that he would prefer Dubya in a permanently horizontal rather than vertical state, but hell, like Tom said, there's been much much worse said around here.

::hurl:: I just found out something important: if yer gonna chug the Tussin, stick to the maximum strength kind that has ONLY DXM for an active ingredient. I tried messing with the "DM" variety tonight that also has an expectorant, and let's just say that my stomach has been giving me the finger for the past couple hours.

She's not the only one, there's a zillion maniacs running around in that movie, and within 5 seconds of her showing up you know she's crazy.

No commentary, both matches are shot fancam style. It was off Ted's copy of the show, so it only had his matches on there.

The FBI thoroughly investigated King and every other member of the civil rights movement of the 60's. As to why they'd be released: most classified government files have a born-on date, a specified period of time after which they're no longer top secret and are deemed "safe" to be perused by the public. And just like in this case, most of the files are set to declassify only after everyone involved in them is dead.

House of 1,000 Corpses: 6/10 This is the kind of movie I feel guilty about liking. I thoroughly enjoyed Rob Zombie's work for what it was (one long tribute to horror films, especially Texas Chainsaw Massacre), but at the same time recognized that it wasn't what it could've been (an actual coherent movie). It's kinda hard to take Stifler's Mom seriously as a serial killer. But I can't bring myself to hate any movie that shamelessly riffs on everything from Bergman films to Updike novels. In the end, it beats the hell outta the TCM remake.

She must've been a bad lay You just made me spew Chardonnay all over my screen, you hilarious bastard.

Studd was by all accounts a tremendously nice guy, and at least was in the semi-main event for the first Wrestlemania. Race, in the WWF... uh... well, he was King of the Ring. A side note: I'm still drunk as hell, and Chyna still looks fugly.

"Exciting" is not always a good thing. Sometimes, "boring" is much more preferable. (I wasn't kidding when I said my dad no-sold gunshot wounds.)

I'm currently going on a drunken tape-watching spree, and saw the Hart/Danielson match again, and noticed something for the first time... WHY THE FUCK DOES AMERICAN DRAGON HAVE AN ERECTION?! Seriously, watch the match, around the face-first samoan drop spot, Danielson clearly has a boner, and in fact spends quite a while trying to cover it with his hands while he's "selling". This is even more disturbing cuz this comes shortly after he rips Ted's pants off for no damn reason. Is Danielson, how you say, swinging for the other side?

The Village: 7/10 Beautiful cinematography and nice acting highlight Shyamalan's 4th film, although even though I'd chugged an entire bottle of Robitussin and drunk a couple beers (no, I'm not exagerrating, and I'm still fucked up) I STILL saw the "big plot twists" coming a mile ahead.

WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot?! When did this happen?

Sure, there are a hundred little camera & editing tricks that Hitchcock invented, and weren't used in Citizen Kane. At least a couple of them had to pop up in Psycho. I dunno, it's been a while since I've seen that movie and I'm too damn drunk to remember any specific details about it anyway. But in conclusion, yeah, Psycho would be MUCH easdier to compare-n-contrast than either His Girl Friday (overrated) or TimeCode (what the fuck is that movie doing in a history of film class?!).

You're telling me... I'm drunk now, and looking at that post, thinking "jesus I really need to get a life".

I actually did myself a favor when, in a moment of rage, I hurled my phone into a wall and broke it. (Note: I have no idea how this happened.) Somehow, my phone simply will not ring now. It's like the speaker is broken. But when I make or receive a call, I can hear the other person just fine. Ergo, I'm forced to leave it on vibrate mode, and it provides a great ready-made excuse for any call I wanna duck. "No, I didn't know you called, sorry, musta left my phone on the charger in the other room."

Hey now, this stuff makes me feel drunk, so don't use no fightin' words.

That is a really random selection of films there. Personally, I'd go against the grain here and write an essay about all the stuff that Citizen Kane DIDN'T accomplish, all the achievements that it gets the credit for but were actually done earlier (deep focus for one, but I don't recall the first movie to use it at the moment), and point out examples of how far the technical side of moviemaking has come since then.

Well, there is a mild buzz, I'm making more typos than usual, but this Tussin ain't doing anything that alcohol can't achieve. I downed the whole bottle, watched The Village, and still correctly predicted BOTH of the major plot twists, so I guess I need to try again at some point, but with two bottles of this stuff. EDIT: however, I am not what you would call "sober", so if you're ever in a fix where you need to be in a slightly altered state and don't have anything else to achieve it with, this stuff will work in a tame sort of way. I've started drinking to see if that helps any.

Somebody called me? Oh, and on the subject of nikjohns vs. CC: this ain't a case of an unarmed man entering a battle of wits... it's more like a paraplegic trying to kick Igor Voychanchin's ass.