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HOLY SHIT, how'd you know?!? ::cuts off all internet access, grabs a shotgun and hides under his bed::

Shhhhhh! We were trying to Kevorkian this one: put it out of its misery quickly and quietly.

I guess Deebo's not coming back tonight... damn. I had a great counterattack all planned out, and then WOOSH he leaves. In theory it could still be done tomorrow, but now all my momentum is gone and I just feel tired and achy and OH GOD NEED MIDOL NOW. . . . Wow, he was right about us being fags.

::I do not understand that command.:: ::You are on your front lawn. To your north is a busy highway; to your south is your house; to the east is a fence; to the west is your former neighbors' house. The zombies have noticed you!:: Zombies: "BRAAAAAAAAAAINS." ::Your inventory include: (1) stick of gum. What do you do?::

Whoever's designing costumes these days, it ain't Slash. Oh, and he's not Jamie Dundee, he's the bald-&-evil Wolfie D.

::spit take:: I've never even heard of this before. But it sounds... well... really fucking cool. Where could I pick one up?

Pretty much anything Alan Moore has ever written is worth buying. Frank Miller, Neil Gaiman, and to a lesser extent Garth Ennis are consistently good too.

Pretty much everyone will recommend the following: Watchmen Batman: The Dark Knight Returns Sandman (a 10-part series, but seriously worth it) Those three tend to be the most common "greatest of all time" picks.

Wait, Deebo, you can't leave, we weren't nearly done with you.

That's just how we kick it around here, man. Life gets boring (especially for blustering needledicked homophobes like Deebo), so we get drunk and call each other fags.

Oh, by the way, just thought I'd bring this up: Deebo: "I have a small penis".

Yes, we are stupid bitch-ass faggots here in Hardcore. We've known this for years. So?

I loved The Ring, although a lot of that is due to the fact that if I wrote down a list of some of my personal fears and phobias, it would be damn near identical to a lot of the shit The Ring hits you with. (And the girl's loft in the barn is startlingly close to a story idea that I had myself.) But Ringu didn't have a lot of the backstory and style that made the remake so creepy to me, like the bit with the horse on the boat, so I just didn't like it as much.

BWA HA HA, time for some fun. Nurse, please hand me the scalpel; and no, anesthesia will not be required for this Dissection. And INSTANTLY we go straight to personal insults, and not even good ones. Fucktard? We've been using that one for years here. Catholic School? That's so random that I don't see how you even came up with it. Wanksta? Weak. What, strong opinions like "leading the police on an hour-long high speed pursuit is a BAD thing, and just might get your ass kicked"? Rodney King WAS a thug. He's a convicted felon and known drug abuser. He is quite possibly the least deserving martyr of all time. You want to talk about bad cop incidents? Then at least bring up something credible, like where that innocent black immigrant was shot forty times in New York a while back. King was on PCP when he got beaten up, which doesn't exactly invoke my sympathies. "code their racist beliefs"? What the fuck is that supposed to mean? And I dare you to find even one person here who thinks Duke is a swell guy and a good role model. You're praising the lyrical skills of Uncle Kracker? UNCLE FUCKING KRACKER? In the words of that dude from the Popcopy sketch on Chappelle Show, "That's it, your job is done n*gga, BYE!" PBP = Previously Banned Poster, which is what 99% of new posters who start out by insulting the regulars tend to be revealed as. One problem with this line of reasoning: WE'RE NOT ALL CONSERVATIVES HERE. Hell, I voted for Nader in 2000, and you're still pissing me off. Believe me, some of the people slamming you are such flaming libs that they probably bleed pink. It's not your left-wing views that got you this reaction: it was showing up out of the blue and insulting people who've been here for years. So, you're calling us racists... and then proceed to make some startlingly misogynistic remarks. I would like to direct your attention to your right foot; that giant bleeding wound you see is the result of you shooting yourself there. New Edition? Bobby Brown? Oooh, you certainly have your finger on the pulse of today's cutting edge hiphop music scene. What next, are you gonna quote some Heavy D at us? And calling some complete stranger a crackhead is just asking to get flamed/banned/have someone trace your IP and come beat the shit out of you/whatever. Firstly: show me one, and I mean just ONE place where black people as a race were dissed here by anyone. MikeSC dissed Rodney King, who as I've already stated, is hardly a saint. Secondly: BAN PLZ is a running joke around these parts. Hell, we've been trying to ban Angleplex for the past three years, and he's still here. Maybe if you'd taken a second to try and familiarize yourself with this message board before opening your giant vomitous maggot-ridden mouth and SPEWED FORTH with your righteous bile over everyone and everything in sight, you could've figured that out. Don't ban this guy, he's way too much fun to bat around.

Ringu - 6/10 Disappointing, and maybe the only foreign film I've ever seen where the American remake was actually better.

Yeah, he does, he's a regular at Heartland Wrestling Association's shows in Ohio.

D'oh, I should know better than that. (Especially since the first time I saw the phrase was when they were banning Chris Coey, and the combination thereof made me laugh very hard indeed.)

On the issue of draft-quality troops, if you were a soldier, which would you prefer to hear from the guy next to you in the trench? "I volunteered for the army because I wanted to serve my country and defend our freedoms" ...or... "Hey man, I'm just here because they said they'd throw me in jail if I didn't come." I sure as hell wouldn't want the second guy backing me up in combat. He'd be likely to piss himself and then promptly blow his own foot off when the shooting started.

Damn, why is everyone obsessing over the breasts? I never said that the Olsens had a pair of Mimi Rogers behemoths; I just made the observation that it's highly unusual for a skinny girl... ...check that, a SICKENINGLY skinny girl (hey everyone, let's play Count The Ribs!)... ...to have anything larger than an A-cup. The laws of biology just don't usually work that way. Yes, nl5xsk1, there ARE exceptions, but most superskinny actresses with average-to-large sized breasts didn't get them from Mother Nature. That's why they're called exceptions. Christ, I'm tired of arguing over this, can we quit now?

Whichever mod fixed up this thread, I give my hearty thanks to. Jeez, Mike, put a warning or something in the thread topic before you post some pics like that.

iB's house on a weekend It can't be. There's a chick there. Well, she is being physically held captive, having a white liquid splattered all over her face, all while being stared at by something that's so ugly even RF wouldn't fuck it...

That's good enough proof for me. -iB- lived in Gheyme's hometown, yet pretended to be from somewhere else; what other explanation is there? IDRM, you've been saying over and over that it wasn't hi, but you haven't once mentioned your reasons for thinking so. Why are you so sure? ...oh, and are we gonna start doing that "NICCA, you iz BANNED" thing here? That always seemed like more of a WDI thing, mebbe it should stay there. (If nothing else, we've got a helluva lot more uptight people here who are likely to object to the word "nicca".)

I see Andrew a lot like I see Fat Bastard: a great concept, hilarious in small doses, but please for the love of God don't make him one of the main characters. But still, in a season as full of horrible dumb shit as 7 was, Andrew was one of the more minor problems you could complain about.

Okay, next time Flip posts, I get first dibs on the comeback. Loss, that post of yours looked like it was way too fun to write.

Dammit, I wish Mike woulda been out of town or something, because I would've loved to get ahold of Li'lFlip here myself. (Massive multi-paragraph posts quoting the person you're arguing with and then nitpicking every tiny detail? Hey, dammit, you're stealing my Dissection gimmick that I stole from Mike and Marney!) His main points in life seem to be 1.Fuck tha police, and 2.Fuck Ric Flair, and boy howdy does he spend a looooooong time talking about both. I foresee some epic, highly enjoyable (on my side at least) arguments in the near future if he sticks around.