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All the arguing I think is missing one key point: it has nothing to do with blading or whether it would've been a good decision or not. TNA told its employees (well, "independent contractors") to do something, and the employees refused. Thus, being a company run mostly by wrestlers, and wrestlers tending to be petty vengeful immature human beings, it disproportionately punished the Guns for their "disobediance". That's just how it is in wrestling: if you don't have major backstage political clout, you do what you're told Or Else. A very similar thing happened a few years back when the Naturals refused to get their hair cut short, if you remember that. The specifics of what they refused weren't important, it's the fact that they aren't "team players" who obey every word the promoter speaks.

whenever these pro baes wrestle a pro man they will always loose. unless the man lets her win because its part of the script and show. otherwise back in reality, none of these women can ever win against an man who knows what hes doing and means it.

He can't actually be the dog, we saw him and the dog together in that one scene where Tara sat on the porch with him.

I kinda liked the new movie too, and the ENDLESS rape jokes provided zero entertainment for me. Definitely one of those episodes where they had like three ideas and then ran them into the ground. The idea of Butters repeatedly shooting guys in the dick was funny, but then they did absolutely nothing with it except for Cartman getting annoyed.

I realize that I'm probably the only 12 oz. Mouse fan on the entire planet, but it confuses me why that show's random surrealist stoner humor is considered to be worthy of nothing but being set on fire while Tim & Eric's random surrealist stoner humor actually has some admirers.

That's silly. He's not alone there, that's something which has really bugged me about the WWE forever.

All the bashing of the chick was kinda weird. I don't see any mention of her asking for money, just seemed like she wanted to stop the game from being distributed. Although it's a bitch move to show her tirts and only complain about it months later, that doesn't change the fact that the game developers are the ones who are legally responsible to make sure that their game doesn't inadvertently feature child pornography. I mean, talk about an oopsie. Girls Gone Wild got cockslapped over the same thing, after all. Anyone know how this suit ended up?

I'm currently in a pot circle with The Maestro, Kurrgan, and Don E. Allen and we're all riled up, if "all riled up" means "giggling while watching AquaTeens and eating cheesey ritz bits".

Capers Funnye. WOW. That's like a Marx Brothers name. That's awesome. See, their complete subjegation under the Zionist conspiracy which rules the world just proves that Barack and Michelle have been secret Muslims the whole time.

How does that work? By what scale? Not attacking, just curious, since there are various industrial giants (Germany, Russia, Japan, China, Great Britain, etc) which you'd think would easily be much larger than any particular state in the union here.

this guy doesn't know my rep, does he

Yeah, and he yelled at me for getting his order wrong too.

Indeed, my lord, it followed hard upon. Actually, I was also taking a cheeseburger to Brian Christopher at the same time. But wouldn't you know it, clumsy me, I put the poison in the wrong sambwich. Doh!

Well, Mike was there by force, DrTom went there because he decided he didn't like this place no mo, Marney wasn't hanging around here at the time and chose to go there when I asked her to, and a few others came along because they liked those aforementioned people. Snowball effect, basically. And argh, don't bring up the "we've been killing more civilians than the terrorists have" meme, my forehead's still bruised from excessive facepalming over arguing about that fact at my neokkkon echo chamber. Depleted uranium for everyone!

Aha, so THAT'S where we got ahold of Gangrel for our OAO Ask Someone Who Actually Did This Shit For A Living thread. I once delivered a chicken sandwich from Burger King to Curt Hennig. . . . Just sayin'.

Wait, what the hell Batman mask are you talking about? Except for the teeny-tiny professional photographs on the DVD case of Bale in the suit, there's no Batman masks anywhere on the past two pages. Besides, that's not the worst Batman mask ever. THIS is the worst Batman mask ever: ...seriously, the goddamned Graysons? Why? Pre-Robin Dick Grayson is not even vaguely involved with anything in crime fighting. He was a trainee acrobat, living his happy life with his circus family. And he was like ten years old. The only way I can see them possibly making a series out of this is to rape the DC continuity in a manner which makes Smallville look like a kiss on the cheek in comparison. And seriously, how many devoted Robin fans are out there anyway? The character is so hated in some circles that Nolan's team has publicly stated they categorically refused to ever include him in their movies. No matter what, fanboys ain't gonna be happy with this.

It wasn't fear, and my originally founding the Pit had absolutely nothing to do with political ideaology of any kind. TSM, like most message boards, has always had problems with enforcing its rules consistently. Mike got banned not because he actually broke any of the rules, but just because he was a conservative asshole. Buncha people didn't take kindly to that, for various reasons. It wasn't just "oh, they PH3ARED our liberalism". I personally am not a conservative, so it always amuses me whenever the Pit is portrayed as some kind of conservative boys' treehouse which they formed in order to hide from the shining leftist light of righteousness. Hell, come on over sometime, poor Eric and Jobber are mighty overworked trying to represent their side all by themselves. But don't kid yourself: that board was started in defense of freedom of expression, not to shelter the poor abused dregs of the Republican party, crying into their coors lite while jerking off to photoshopped nudes of Ann Coulter. So now can we get back to ejaculating our steaming hot pearly white misogyny all over Sarah Palin's glasses?

There are some situations where I condone bluetoothing. For example, my stepdad is losing his hearing, and has had a really hard time just trying to hear what someone's saying on the phone. But then he got a bluetooth, and presto, completely solved his problem. I do agree it sometimes makes people look like raving lunatics when you see them loudly talking to themselves, until they turn their head and you see the gimmick. Then again, people who loudly talk into cell phones in public should generally be beaten with whips anyway. They haven't figured out by now that you can talk in a perfectly reasonable inside voice on those things?

"Coming soon in 2010: the DVD box set for The Graysons: The Complete Series."

Ian Rotten, is that you? Nah, I've met Ian and he's a lot more modest and more philosophical about the business than this. Because you're not the only guy who's been in the business to post on this board, dude, and none of the others have had a problem in letting people know what companies they worked for. That one guy you're arguing so much with, Scroby, had no problems posting the photos of himself refereeing a Great Muta vs Ultimo Dragon match at that one Frisco convention. Hell, see if you can stop me from rambling on about all the crap I was a part of while announcing in various little promotions in the Nashville area. Nobody on this board is gonna hunt you down and stalk you if they find out where you live. So your stubborn insistence that you were a promoter, combined with your stubborn refusal to back up that claim with any kind of proof, makes the jaded motherfuckers around here automatically assume that you're full of this.

Yeah, cuz you said that you're a prima donna if you don't gig, so the implication is pretty clear. Also, blood in several different matches on every single show? Talk about overkill. That might've been real trendy back when ECW was around. During the earlier days, anyway.

Yeah, which comes from blading over and over every night and not letting the skin heal. That's kinda like saying you can't eat one cheeseburger without suddenly becoming obese.

It's not doing that great. The actual tally is 5 negative reviews and 4 positive ones, and the positive ones are kinda lukewarm. And I wouldn't expect it to be too reviled, since it's not like this is some preachy rightist documentary fighting back against Big Liberal Media's conspiracy of lies or somesuch. It's just another one of Zucker's goofy comedies, and it just happens to be making fun of Michael Moore instead of the usual genre movie cliches.

That's really more of a molotov cocktail than a "flamethrower". And who murders 84-year-olds? You couldn't just wait half an hour? They might already be dead by then.

Why? Making a small nick on your forehead is, medically speaking, not even on the top ten list of common dangers in wrestling. The repetitive impact of bumping does cumulative damage to the spine, internal organs, joints, brain, everything. After a few years in the business, practically every wrestler out there develops a bad back, bad knees, and concussive brain damage. Meanwhile I don't think that anyone has ever been forced to retire because of excessive blading. That's what I don't understand about guys like the MCMGs: they're willing to do dangerous highspots, diving onto concrete floors, stuff which could legitimately cripple or kill them if there's a single slipup... but they won't poke themselves with a tiny piece of metal?